Yooge thanks to LSU

Your women were outstanding!

One cited Shakespeare (with a mouthful of pretzels drunk as a skunk) and another cited a verse from Julius Caesar and named one of the 50 who stabbed him, as that guy Fellatio.

Kudos to Grayton Brew Pub !!! Must visit

PS - Stay away from the Mexican joint on the beach — Montezuma didn’t have squat on these Gatos

Choringo is overpriced and just not good. Waste of a great location.

The Bama cockroaches have been neutered for the time being.

They are scared imo.

Holy shite Serraneaux is Clay Travis

Serraneaux, you just got the half of it —

This year is 1982 all over again!

Bear turned 69 Lost 4 (TN LSU etc etc) and croaked 4 weeks after the Liberty Bowl and his retirement after prophetically proclaiming I’ll prolly croak a week after I retire.

Sabah looks bad — Complications from that 2019 right hip surgery (Same hip as Tua) have him aging fast now — Those meds aren’t helping him. This has to be his last season and I believe GA TN LSU are gonna hang some serious pain on the Tide before the back to back vulture feast featuring the Aggies and Auburn.

Saban struggled with a Mich team looking bad after three quarters 21-16 while OSU skull fricked poor Harbaugh with 56 points that could have been 70.

Saban knows he can’t hang in the Playoffs and that the Tide isn’t Elite anymore. It’s that sunset year and he wants to go out on a high note. But like a punchy boxer he’s only got 1 way out — Payback and pain from teams he abused these many years with the fruits of his illegal (catch me if you can) Crootin’ gains.

His teams don’t play for Bama anymore, they just play as mercs for a dying sick n twisted dynasty that will only DIE-NASTY

2020 is the Year of the Gump Bullwhipping!

60 lashes for 60 minutes from:
Sept 5: A resurgent USC ranked Top 25
Sept 19: Georgia
Oct 3: at Ole Miss
Oct 10: Ark
Oct 17: MSU
Oct 24: at Neyland
They will need the week off for Halloween and Sabah’s Big 69 Party before they limp into Death Valley for 10 years of Pain
Nov 7: Payback from LSU (10 years worth) in a Medieval arse Beating that leaves them easy pickings for the Aggie and Auburn vultures (War Eagles whatever)

They can only pray for Covid to shut down FB to save their sorry Gump arses.

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Imagine if Ryan Hagan didn’t ref the Vols-Bama game? Big Game Jeremy gave O the blueprint

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I don't think 231 yards of total offense was the blueprint that Big Daddy Eaux went with

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PokeyTiger

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Pokey - what is your prediction for Alabama's 2020 season?

Here is the full schedule, FYI

vs USC (Dallas)
vs Georgia State
vs Georgia
vs Kent State
@ Ole Miss
@ Arkansas
vs Mississippi State
@ Tennessee
@ LSU
vs Tennessee Martin
vs Texas A&M
vs Auburn

11-1 loss to auburn.


Beats UF Or UGA in secg


Loses to Clemson in cfp.

Wow all that work for me?
Shades of 1982 holds your answers!

You fill in the blanks! It’s not about losses!

It’s payback year! Year of the Bull Whip!

1982 Results

Who bullwhipped the Bear on his way out!
TN — LSU — wtf Southern Miss beat his @$$ a week after LSU — Auburn

# 3 SOS in 2020 — 2019 Cupcake-like Seasons are a thing of the past!

I can hear that bullwhip snapping! I can see the Gumptards squealing on the Rant —

Gus just licking his chops to catch the scraps and remnants of a once arrogant make-em quit program

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So you are predicting Alabama to go 8-4?

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Nothing gets by Clown George, huh!

I’ve given you three of your four losses, but this is too much fun. I wanna see how far I can drag O’s Ballchinian without a leash!

Clown George the Ballchinian

Good Baw!!!