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re: Ya know..playing Texass and dealing with their fanbase makes me happy the SEC got A&M
Posted on 9/11/19 at 4:58 pm to XWing atAliciousness
Posted on 9/11/19 at 4:58 pm to XWing atAliciousness
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I'd be pretty pissed too if my big brother outdid me all of the time
Who’s your Daddy?
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Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:02 pm to XWing atAliciousness
The entire country watched Texas lose on prime time television
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:04 pm to BrerTiger
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But I'm fairly certain that long precedes the Interwebz.
It actually doesn’t. We’ve been accused of hating gay people for our entire existence. Which is wrong. Until our SEC affiliation, we were never characterized as a light in the loafers way
. Five students—carrying on a century’s old tradition—brought about the madness here. We’re all about neighbors lookin’ after neighbors.
Just keep your kink to yourself; all is good.
This post was edited on 9/11/19 at 5:07 pm
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:11 pm to LSUNV
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They fit right into the SEC.
You can't tell us what to do.
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:14 pm to Old Sarge
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One day I’m going to die, and there’s a chance that my wife may discover that I have this account for the purpose of talking sports with all of you fine people. She’s going to be quite surprised to find out from this website that I was gay all along after all these years of marriage
Idk, staying in the closet is pretty common for your generation.
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:16 pm to XWing atAliciousness
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Annoyed by facts? I get it, I'd be pretty pissed too if my big brother outdid me all of the time
Not annoyed by facts but annoyed at your existence on an SEC website.
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:19 pm to Old Sarge
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I’m pushing 50 and had never in my life heard the Aggie is gay narrative until I became a member of this website
The whole "jizz jar" narrative was started by t-sip Paul "I'm gayer than Richard Simmons and Juicy Smooliey combined" Burka in Texas Monthly when he used a false statement from a bitter wag who quit the corps making a false claim about Parson's Mounted Cavalry.
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:29 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
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The whole "jizz jar" narrative was started by t-sip Paul "I'm gayer than Richard Simmons and Juicy Smooliey combined" Burka in Texas Monthly when he used a false statement from a bitter wag who quit the corps making a false claim about Parson's Mounted Cavalry.
Most every poster here knows that
. It’s the kids and early-20s folks who snicker at perpetuating a dorkish myth—brought forth by fans who have little knowledge of Texas A&M University—who don’t have the same history between our universities that older LSU and A&M fans have.
They simply repeat what they’ve read on this site.
I have countless LSU friends with whom I tailgate, pray, and socialize.
We laugh at this stuff.
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:37 pm to GeauxTigerNation
I think every big 12 team needs to force UT to go independent. Even though OU owns that conference, UT gets the majority of the money from bowl games and UT has their own network, they should have a big 12 network instead so that all of them gets paid.
UT is very delusional!
UT is very delusional!
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:42 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
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The whole "jizz jar" narrative was started by t-sip Paul "I'm gayer than Richard Simmons and Juicy Smooliey combined" Burka in Texas Monthly when he used a false statement from a bitter wag who quit the corps making a false claim about Parson's Mounted Cavalry.
This is all accurate except it was the Red Pots and not PMC.
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:47 pm to Old Sarge
quote:She wont be surprised.
I have this account for the purpose of talking sports with all of you fine people. She’s going to be quite surprised to find out from this website that I was gay all along after all these years of marriage
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:48 pm to drivebyag
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This is all accurate except it was the Red Pots and not PMC.
Not possible. Corps Red Pots haven't existed since the Bonfire Collapse. The individual who made the claim was class of 2009 IIRC.
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:49 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
quote:blah blah blah, we got stuck with corndogs and that wasn't even meant for us, we just got in the line of fire somehow
The whole "jizz jar" narrative was started by t-sip Paul "I'm gayer than Richard Simmons and Juicy Smooliey combined" Burka in Texas Monthly when he used a false statement from a bitter wag who quit the corps making a false claim about Parson's Mounted Cavalry.
So take your jizz jar and love it.
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:53 pm to tigerfoot
Posted on 9/11/19 at 5:56 pm to XWing atAliciousness
quote:yet, here you are.
I think we've moved on just fine
Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:01 pm to tigerfoot
This short horn was very angry
Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:03 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
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Not possible. Corps Red Pots haven't existed since the Bonfire Collapse. The individual who made the claim was class of 2009 IIRC.
2009?
I found this post from 2006:
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longhorn_steve said...
slowly the rest of the country may begin to realize what us Horn fans have known for years. Aggies are really really fricked up. I mean Branch Davidian fricked up. Believe it or not, "squeeze army" is not the weirdest of their "traditions". Probably not even in the top 5. Hell just ask an aggie about the "jizz jar". Yeah, I'm not kidding.
OCTOBER 02, 2006 1:34 AM
LINK
What I was getting at earlier is that while this may have taken on new life here on tRant, it's stuff that was dug up by Whorn fans as part of y'alls long stewing rivalry with them.
This post was also entertaining, btw:
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Rodger said...
To paraphrase the Dixie Chicks, “Just so you know, we’re ashamed that A&M is from Texas.” When I attended UTexas in the 1960s, I used to refer to the Aggies as sub-anthropoids. Aggie traditions are so weird they wouldn’t even be shown in a Jackass movie. From a Texags.com post, “Well squeezing was still done by the entire student body in the early 1970's and was part of being the 12th man. It was part of the I'd give my left or right n** devotion that the 12th man would have to support the team and it was done on key plays and kicks. Totally appropriate--finding a way to give that extra above one hundred support for the team.”
The jizz jar was an Aggie bonfire tradition before their rivalry game with the Longhorns. Cadets would masturbate into a jar and place it in the outhouse (symbolizing the UT tower) on top of the woodpile before the fire was lit.
Over three decades have passed since A&M was an all-male, military school. Today, the Corps makes up only 2-3 per cent of the student body, yet they still dominate all of the traditions of school. Most of the posters on Texags.com show the same embarrassment for the school that all non-Aggies have. I’m surprised there has not been a movement by normal Aggie alums to oust the Corps from participating at football games. They could get regular cheerleaders (instead of the guys in milkman outfits), start their traditions over, and maybe I would even root for them occasionally.
Your MZone tipster, Rodger
OCTOBER 02, 2006 12:59 PM
2006, y'all.
Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:05 pm to tigerfoot
That’s not fair.
I love corn dogs.
Jizz Jars aren’t as tasty (I would assume).
But I’m here for the greater good.
So whatever.
I love corn dogs.
Jizz Jars aren’t as tasty (I would assume).
But I’m here for the greater good.
So whatever.
Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:08 pm to EKG
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I love corn dogs.
Same.
Out on the Oregon Coast, we have a Pronto Pup (they claim to have invented the corn dog) that has a coin operated corn dog kiddie ride. I shite you not. I'm not even sorry for putting my kid on that. The corn dogs are good too.
Save a horse, ride a corn dog
ETA: I shouldn't have linked that. There's some serious fark potential there.
This post was edited on 9/11/19 at 6:10 pm
Posted on 9/11/19 at 6:10 pm to BrerTiger
Well I can tell you that I’ve never searched the internet for “jizz jar”. But am not shocked that the term originated on a longhorn website and was created by longhorns, they are after all considered a cult by most in Texas
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