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Reverend Jim
Tennessee Fan
Member since Jul 2021
252 posts

Wonder how well Dildo U will fare when...
They show up at UT, UA, AU, LSU, UGA, or UF waving their adult sex toys.

Over and under on the number of minutes before they get the toys inserted like it or not?

I'll put it at 9 minutes. Night games where everyone is liquored up the line drops to 3.


TrNabs
Texas Fan
Austin
Member since Oct 2019
234 posts

re: Wonder how well Dildo U will fare when...
I think you're sending some mixed messages here..


Reverend Jim
Tennessee Fan
Member since Jul 2021
252 posts

re: Wonder how well Dildo U will fare when...
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I think you're sending some mixed messages here..

I'm sure the message will be crystal clear.



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THE Texas Flagship
Texas Fan
Member since Jul 2021
536 posts

re: Wonder how well Dildo U will fare when...
This doesn’t make us think that you’re any less gay.

Just FYI


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SneezyBeltranIsHere
Texas Fan
Member since Jul 2021
96 posts

re: Wonder how well Dildo U will fare when...
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Over and under on the number of minutes before they get the toys inserted like it or not?


Image: https://i.imgur.com/odmJoo9.jpg


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BradPitt
Syracuse Fan
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
12785 posts

re: Wonder how well Dildo U will fare when...
They'll definitely need rehabilitation in a safe space after someone calls them homos...


TexasForever
Texas Fan
Alabama
Member since Jul 2021
749 posts

re: Wonder how well Dildo U will fare when...
Of all the drunk ramblings on here, Reverend Jims are my favorite.


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MaroonNation
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StarkVegas, Mississippi, Bitch!
Member since Nov 2010
20862 posts

re: Wonder how well Dildo U will fare when...
Didn’t Tennessee invent “butt-chuggin”?


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TrNabs
Texas Fan
Austin
Member since Oct 2019
234 posts

re: Wonder how well Dildo U will fare when...
Is there no ACC board available? I don't understand why you're here, and why anyone cares about sissycuse?


BradPitt
Syracuse Fan
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
12785 posts

re: Wonder how well Dildo U will fare when...
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Is there no ACC board available? I don't understand why you're here, and why anyone cares about sissycuse?



I'd normally tell you to eat my arse but sources say Texas fans may actually accept such an offer.


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M2FinAustin
Texas Fan
Austin
Member since Jul 2021
278 posts

re: Wonder how well Dildo U will fare when...
It sounds like you have dildo's on the brain just as much as us (if not more).


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MackDaddyBrown
Texas Fan
Member since Jul 2021
869 posts

re: Wonder how well Dildo U will fare when...
Have you ever been analy penetrated Jim? You wanna try?


Reverend Jim
Tennessee Fan
Member since Jul 2021
252 posts

re: Wonder how well Dildo U will fare when...
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Have you ever been analy penetrated Jim? You wanna try?

No, I am a UT fan. Not a Dildo U shite stain.

We should have let Mexico keep your spineless asses.



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dirty bastard
Georgia Fan
Delacroix, Georgia
Member since Aug 2020
818 posts

re: Wonder how well Dildo U will fare when...
I will have my sling shot with 1" marbles, and the other Georgia Hooligans will have bats.


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