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Wonder how well Dildo U will fare when...

Posted on 7/29/21 at 8:10 pm
Posted by Reverend Jim
Member since Jul 2021
252 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 8:10 pm
They show up at UT, UA, AU, LSU, UGA, or UF waving their adult sex toys.

Over and under on the number of minutes before they get the toys inserted like it or not?

I'll put it at 9 minutes. Night games where everyone is liquored up the line drops to 3.
Posted by TrNabs
Austin
Member since Oct 2019
701 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 8:11 pm to
I think you're sending some mixed messages here..
Posted by Reverend Jim
Member since Jul 2021
252 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

I think you're sending some mixed messages here..

I'm sure the message will be crystal clear.

Posted by THE Texas Flagship
Member since Jul 2021
536 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 8:14 pm to
This doesn’t make us think that you’re any less gay.

Just FYI
Posted by SneezyBeltranIsHere
Member since Jul 2021
2431 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 8:15 pm to
quote:


Over and under on the number of minutes before they get the toys inserted like it or not?


Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 8:23 pm to
They'll definitely need rehabilitation in a safe space after someone calls them homos...
Posted by TexasForever
Member since Jul 2021
2949 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 8:44 pm to
Of all the drunk ramblings on here, Reverend Jims are my favorite.
Posted by MaroonNation
StarkVegas, Mississippi, Bitch!
Member since Nov 2010
21950 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 8:44 pm to
Didn’t Tennessee invent “butt-chuggin”?
Posted by TrNabs
Austin
Member since Oct 2019
701 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 8:48 pm to
Is there no ACC board available? I don't understand why you're here, and why anyone cares about sissycuse?
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 9:24 pm to
quote:

Is there no ACC board available? I don't understand why you're here, and why anyone cares about sissycuse?



I'd normally tell you to eat my arse but sources say Texas fans may actually accept such an offer.
Posted by M2FinAustin
Austin
Member since Jul 2021
389 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 9:27 pm to
It sounds like you have dildo's on the brain just as much as us (if not more).
Posted by MackDaddyBrown
Member since Jul 2021
3740 posts
Posted on 7/29/21 at 9:28 pm to
Have you ever been analy penetrated Jim? You wanna try?
Posted by Reverend Jim
Member since Jul 2021
252 posts
Posted on 7/30/21 at 5:48 am to
quote:

Have you ever been analy penetrated Jim? You wanna try?

No, I am a UT fan. Not a Dildo U shite stain.

We should have let Mexico keep your spineless asses.

Posted by dirty bastard
Delacroix, Georgia
Member since Aug 2020
2114 posts
Posted on 7/30/21 at 6:15 am to
I will have my sling shot with 1" marbles, and the other Georgia Hooligans will have bats.
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