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Wish we didn't have to play Bama this week
Posted on 10/15/18 at 7:56 am
Posted on 10/15/18 at 7:56 am
We finally get an SEC win for the first time since 2016, against the West for the first time since 2010, on the road for the first time since 2007 (Jesus Harold Christ).
And it feels good, but just as we get a gigantic monkey off our back, we now have to face a gorilla with a chainsaw penis who happens to hate us more than anyone else they face and given the chance would uppercut our AD into a pit of spikes, Mortal Kombat style.
And now, they have no reason to pity us There will be no quarter given, no mercy shown.
Oh well, Valar Morghulis
And it feels good, but just as we get a gigantic monkey off our back, we now have to face a gorilla with a chainsaw penis who happens to hate us more than anyone else they face and given the chance would uppercut our AD into a pit of spikes, Mortal Kombat style.
And now, they have no reason to pity us There will be no quarter given, no mercy shown.
Oh well, Valar Morghulis
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Posted on 10/15/18 at 7:57 am to Vols&Shaft83
Yeah, that was a huge win for Tennessee. Whether Auburn is balls or not, Them at Jordan Hare is a tough out any day if the week.
Posted on 10/15/18 at 8:00 am to GeauxTigerNation
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Yeah, that was a huge win for Tennessee. Whether Auburn is balls or not, Them at Jordan Hare is a tough out any day if the week.
I'll take any win against Auburn, no matter how much they suck. We have had to face their Juggernaut squads for the last 20 years and it's been ugly.
Posted on 10/15/18 at 8:00 am to Vols&Shaft83
Beat their arse! Don't be afraid and you can beat them like LSU can!
Posted on 10/15/18 at 8:01 am to Vols&Shaft83
At least you get to face Jalen instead of Tua. Should be much more respectable.
Posted on 10/15/18 at 8:04 am to The Winner
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Beat their arse! Don't be afraid and you can beat them like LSU can!
I don't think LSU is who I would be looking to for tips on beating Alabama
Posted on 10/15/18 at 8:05 am to Vols&Shaft83
Alabama is good no doubt but there are chinks in the armor. It’s not the super team that the talking heads would have you believe. Gonna be tough for Tennessee to win butt it will be closer than most think.
Posted on 10/15/18 at 8:06 am to Vols&Shaft83
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gorilla with a chainsaw penis
That's our term!
Posted on 10/15/18 at 8:07 am to The Winner
We don't have players who can hang with them (we don't have a single track star, and Gitmo isn't a mobile QB), and we don't use a scheme that gives Saban fits like Freeze did.
At this point, if we can give them a fight for 2 quarters, I'll be happy.
At this point, if we can give them a fight for 2 quarters, I'll be happy.
Posted on 10/15/18 at 8:30 am to Vols&Shaft83
This was a really fun melt
Would read again/10
Would read again/10
Posted on 10/15/18 at 8:52 am to nb200016
I don’t think you know what a melt is.
Posted on 10/15/18 at 8:55 am to nb200016
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This was a really fun melt
Posted on 10/15/18 at 9:19 am to Vols&Shaft83
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Wish we didn't have to play Bama this week
Disagree Vols.....Bama without Tua is the best time to play them
Posted on 10/15/18 at 9:34 am to Vols&Shaft83
Look here buddy... LSU is the gorilla with a chainsaw for a penis. Dont try to put that on someone else.
Posted on 10/15/18 at 9:36 am to GeauxTigerNation
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Them at Jordan Hare is a tough out any day if the week.
Not really
Posted on 10/15/18 at 9:43 am to Vols&Shaft83
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And it feels good, but just as we get a gigantic monkey off our back, we now have to face a gorilla with a chainsaw penis who happens to hate us more than anyone else they face and given the chance would uppercut our AD into a pit of spikes, Mortal Kombat style.
Posted on 10/15/18 at 9:45 am to Wtodd
quote:That's like saying the best time to have the clap is just after back surgery.
Disagree Vols.....Bama without Tua is the best time to play them
Posted on 10/15/18 at 9:45 am to coachcrisp
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That's like saying the best time to have the clap is just after back surgery
Posted on 10/15/18 at 9:52 am to Vols&Shaft83
quote:The annual faux hate is light this year but Bama hasn't and doesn't give a shite about Tennessee anymore.
happens to hate us more than anyone else they face
This post was edited on 10/15/18 at 9:53 am
Posted on 10/15/18 at 10:10 am to magildachunks
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That's our term!
Doesn’t matter who invented the term
What matters is what program has a gorilla chainsaw penis.
And that’s Bama.
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