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Will Muschamp will be retired by age 50 and will never work again
Posted on 7/11/18 at 7:03 pm
Posted on 7/11/18 at 7:03 pm
After the downturn, he will take the SC money and run, and who can blame him.
He will keep the home in Columbia, and bounce back and forth between his property in Georgia. Probably build a large house there. Maybe a condo in Gainesville, or out at Crescent Beach.
Available for interviews in those three locations, for anyone who might still be interested.
It was a good run for ole Will. Being able to retire while you still got your Bama Bangs goes a long way toward etching your name in SEC lore.
Maybe he'll do a two year stretch as AD at West Georgia College in Carrollton and then head on back to the farm. Maybe kidnap some old men with car trouble and hold them in his dungeon.
He will keep the home in Columbia, and bounce back and forth between his property in Georgia. Probably build a large house there. Maybe a condo in Gainesville, or out at Crescent Beach.
Available for interviews in those three locations, for anyone who might still be interested.
It was a good run for ole Will. Being able to retire while you still got your Bama Bangs goes a long way toward etching your name in SEC lore.
Maybe he'll do a two year stretch as AD at West Georgia College in Carrollton and then head on back to the farm. Maybe kidnap some old men with car trouble and hold them in his dungeon.
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Posted on 7/11/18 at 7:04 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 7/11/18 at 7:05 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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He will keep the home in Columbia
What about the lake house?
Posted on 7/11/18 at 7:06 pm to rockiee
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What about the lake house?
isn't that in Columbia?
Posted on 7/11/18 at 7:06 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Have a downvote but I have to admit, you are a hell of a lot more creative than me. I couldn't make this much BS up no matter how hard I tried.
Posted on 7/11/18 at 7:07 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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isn't that in Columbia?
Honestly don't know
Posted on 7/11/18 at 7:09 pm to rockiee
It’s not
Posted on 7/11/18 at 7:10 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
I love HRV. Every time he/she starts a thread I can’t help but read.
Posted on 7/11/18 at 7:10 pm to CarolinaGamecock99
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It’s not
Very sad HRV missed on something like that.
This post was edited on 7/11/18 at 7:11 pm
Posted on 7/11/18 at 7:11 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Would’ve been a better story if it ended with Will and Tillman reprising the roles of Oscar and Felix on Broadway in The Odd Couple.
Posted on 7/11/18 at 7:18 pm to Sid E Walker
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Would’ve been a better story if it ended with Will and Tillman reprising the roles of Oscar and Felix on Broadway in The Odd Couple.
Muschamp would've stomped a mudhole in Tillman's arse within an hour of'em meeting.Posted on 7/11/18 at 7:21 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Is the home in Columbia thing tongue-in-cheek?
Posted on 7/11/18 at 7:21 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
How many houses does he have?
I know coaches make bank but damn.
His lake house seems like it would cost a year's salary.
I know coaches make bank but damn.
His lake house seems like it would cost a year's salary.
Posted on 7/11/18 at 7:22 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Nope....
It’s gonna be glorious when SC wins the east this year.
And for the next 5 years the standings in the east will be:
1) SC/Georgia
3/4) Tennessee/Florida
It’s gonna be glorious when SC wins the east this year.
And for the next 5 years the standings in the east will be:
1) SC/Georgia
3/4) Tennessee/Florida
Posted on 7/11/18 at 7:29 pm to ReauxlTide222
The lake house is worth 1.8 million
Posted on 7/11/18 at 7:32 pm to boulwarejockstrap
He is a shemale
Posted on 7/11/18 at 7:33 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
If he got paid by the amount of space he has been occupying in your head he wouldn't even wait that long.
Posted on 7/11/18 at 7:34 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Saw him at Isle of Palms a few summers ago. Unclear if he was vacationing or visiting but the man was relaxed AF.
Posted on 7/11/18 at 7:34 pm to boulwarejockstrap
Why do I feel like you’re his alter?
Posted on 7/11/18 at 7:35 pm to Cobb Dawg
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Is the home in Columbia thing tongue-in-cheek?
I'm not sure. Do you want it to be?
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