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Will Fayetteville survive its pending recession?

Posted on 11/21/17 at 7:21 am
Posted by CaptainBrannigan
Good Ole Rocky Top Tennessee
Member since Jan 2010
21644 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 7:21 am
Will the city that Wal-Mart built be able to survive the pending drop in demand for fast food and donuts with Bert leaving town? With all the extra labor needed for Bert's orderes suddenly displaced, what will UPig city do? Wal-mart strict policy on awful customer service ave only have two registers open will not allow them to pick up the extra labor. Prayers sent UPig, y'all will need it.
Posted by arkiebrian
NWA
Member since Nov 2006
4166 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 7:29 am to
I’m sorry y’all are poors.
Posted by porkrind
Hog Jaw
Member since Apr 2012
950 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 7:33 am to
I bet this sounded clever in your head
Posted by weremoose
Member since Nov 2015
4155 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 7:41 am to
Isn't it Ironbowl week?

Why are we in y'alls heads so much recently? Already conceded the game to Bama?
Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 7:42 am to
The buffet owners will party like it's 1999!
Posted by Devil_doge
DFW
Member since Sep 2016
2499 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 7:43 am to
quote:

Auburn fan


Iron bowl week and yet you start a thread about Arkansas.

tFear is real
Posted by Wicked Pissah
Member since Nov 2014
731 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 7:58 am to
I find it's best to sit on your thoughts for a few minutes before posting.
Posted by JustGetItRight
Member since Jan 2012
15712 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 8:00 am to
quote:

Will the city that Wal-Mart built be able to survive the pending drop in demand for fast food and donuts with Bert leaving town? With all the extra labor needed for Bert's orderes suddenly displaced, what will UPig city do? Wal-mart strict policy on awful customer service ave only have two registers open will not allow them to pick up the extra labor. Prayers sent UPig, y'all will need it.



They'll be fine. The drop in donut sales will more than be offset by the revenue generated by the construction of several Waffle Houses in Fayetteville.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 8:01 am to
Unless it was a pity upvote, I feel really sad for the person who actually found this entertaining in any way.

Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79032 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 8:05 am to
We need some sort of committee on the Auburn board to assess proposed troll posts before they go live
Posted by Devil_doge
DFW
Member since Sep 2016
2499 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 8:11 am to
quote:

We need some sort of committee on the Auburn board to assess proposed troll posts before they go live


The Auburn post count would drop 90%
Posted by HogX
Madison, WI
Member since Dec 2012
5039 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 8:19 am to
Posted by Literalist
Minnesota
Member since Oct 2014
3473 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 8:29 am to
First OP sentence was readable. Obviously ghost-written (not by the OP). Second and third sentences were clearly written by a waterhead.
Posted by Senior Sidewalker
Member since Oct 2017
722 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 8:35 am to
A witty thread title has me very very disappointed in the shite OP contained within
Posted by weremoose
Member since Nov 2015
4155 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 12:37 pm to
You say that like it'd be a bad thing.
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