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Why isn’t Joe Burrow allowed in the Heisman house?
Posted on 12/28/20 at 6:53 pm
Posted on 12/28/20 at 6:53 pm
Is he an a-hole? Is he always cleaning Heisman house bathrooms as some sort of hazing ritual?
Or maybe he’s not truly Heisman worthy in the eyes of the Heisman house occupants?
Or maybe he’s not truly Heisman worthy in the eyes of the Heisman house occupants?
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Posted on 12/28/20 at 6:54 pm to Sid E Walker
Sponsored by another automobile manufacturer
Posted on 12/28/20 at 6:54 pm to Sid E Walker
Did he diddle you?
Posted on 12/28/20 at 6:55 pm to Sid E Walker
That GOAT season will haunt you pussies forever,love it
Posted on 12/28/20 at 6:56 pm to FightinTiga
Heisman house has no ramps?
Posted on 12/28/20 at 6:56 pm to Sid E Walker
National semifinal game in a couple of days, and STILL can't get over what Joe did to you. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
This post was edited on 12/28/20 at 6:57 pm
Posted on 12/28/20 at 6:57 pm to Sid E Walker
He has a different sponsorship
Posted on 12/28/20 at 6:57 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
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Did he diddle you?
He sure "diddled" their self-proclaimed GOAT team
. Obviously those commercials were shot prior to Covid restrictions, but don't expect a Gump to understand the logistics of marketing campaigns and deadlines. 
Posted on 12/28/20 at 6:57 pm to Sid E Walker
It’s within 1000 feet of a Chucky Cheese.
Posted on 12/28/20 at 6:59 pm to Tuscaloosa
Thank you for a sensible answer, T. All of these LSU posters fly off the handle at any little thing!
Posted on 12/28/20 at 6:59 pm to BorrisMart
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Maybe they can hire Landon Dickerson to install the ramps since he will obviously be doing construction going forward....assuming he doesn't "buckle under pressure."
Meh
Started strong but had a weak ending.
Posted on 12/28/20 at 7:00 pm to BorrisMart
The dyslexic Morris Bart is pissed off at something.
Posted on 12/28/20 at 7:02 pm to BFANLC
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Started strong but had a weak ending.
Same could be said of Dickerson's ballerina act. Didn't quite stick the landing. Speaking of "weak" endings.
Posted on 12/28/20 at 7:04 pm to Sid E Walker
Maybe Burrow's GOAT annex is not yet ready for occupancy.
Posted on 12/28/20 at 7:05 pm to JohnnyU
Maybe.
Posted on 12/28/20 at 7:07 pm to Sid E Walker
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maybe he’s not truly Heisman worthy in the eyes
No clue, but I'm pretty sure Burrow doesn't GAF what the OP thinks. And I'm pretty sure he's better than those past bama Heisman winning QBs.
Posted on 12/28/20 at 7:09 pm to Sid E Walker
Another day. Another thread about LSU from a Bama fan ! Lmao
You idiots are infatuated with LSU!
You idiots are infatuated with LSU!
Posted on 12/28/20 at 7:11 pm to Sid E Walker
The fact that he isn’t and there hasn’t been a Heisman House Alone commercial where Joe Burrow wakes up and is alone in the house is a tragedy’
Posted on 12/28/20 at 7:12 pm to FightinTiga
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That GOAT season will haunt you pussies forever,love it
I’ve enjoyed this bama season - not sure why it would haunt us
Posted on 12/28/20 at 7:14 pm to NashvilleTider
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bama season
Use your context clues... He wasn't referencing Bama's asterisk covid season
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