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Why is Tennessee the fattest fanbase?

Posted on 11/5/20 at 7:28 pm
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 11/5/20 at 7:28 pm
Obese to the core

And why? Because the food in Knoxville is not that good. I lived there.

Literally no good pizza places, and I subsisted on Hooters wings, Krystal's Chili Cheese Pups and burgers from that Kingston Pike Grille or whatever it was called

I got down to 168 pounds myself while there, so it boggles my mind as to how the Vol fanbase got so damn fat

This post was edited on 11/5/20 at 7:31 pm
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
39970 posts
Posted on 11/5/20 at 7:30 pm to
They eat because they’re sad. They’re sad because their team sucks.
Posted by VFL1800FPD
Nashville, TN
Member since Aug 2012
9056 posts
Posted on 11/5/20 at 7:31 pm to
You are so wrong. There are hundreds of restaurants here. Varying from super trendy with places downtown to the sketchiest fast food you could ever imagine on Kingston pike.

Also there is no such thing as Kingston pike grille
This post was edited on 11/5/20 at 7:33 pm
Posted by VFL1800FPD
Nashville, TN
Member since Aug 2012
9056 posts
Posted on 11/5/20 at 7:32 pm to
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They eat because they’re sad. They’re sad because their team sucks.


People all over the world eat every day. You have eaten today.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Member since Nov 2013
35812 posts
Posted on 11/5/20 at 7:32 pm to
It was there in 2005-07
Posted by VFL1800FPD
Nashville, TN
Member since Aug 2012
9056 posts
Posted on 11/5/20 at 7:33 pm to
No it wasn’t
Posted by WhuckFistle
Member since Jul 2015
2990 posts
Posted on 11/5/20 at 7:34 pm to
Arkansas has the fattest per capita. I’m sure you pigs need all the flour you can find, so you’re able to find the wet spot when you inbreds frick one another.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Member since Nov 2013
35812 posts
Posted on 11/5/20 at 7:42 pm to
Yes it was

Kingston something was the name. We watched Eric Ainge sign women's boobs with a sharpie

It was near campus
Posted by PanhandleDawg
Navarre Beach, FL
Member since Mar 2011
5441 posts
Posted on 11/5/20 at 7:45 pm to
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Tennessee has the fattest per capita. I’m sure you toothless MF'ers need all the flour you can find, so you’re able to find the wet spot when you inbreds frick one another.


It's funny as frick when SEC fans live in a certain state and try to insult the other.

Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35812 posts
Posted on 11/5/20 at 7:46 pm to
You're just making stuff up
Posted by PanhandleDawg
Navarre Beach, FL
Member since Mar 2011
5441 posts
Posted on 11/5/20 at 7:50 pm to
Harry.

Stop your fricking trolling and go be a LA Tech fan. Ur shite has mold growing on it.

Sincerely,
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35812 posts
Posted on 11/5/20 at 7:51 pm to
I've never seen you post before
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35812 posts
Posted on 11/5/20 at 7:54 pm to
You're just mad because Tennessee is making the SEC East look bad again

Name one good restaurant from Knoxville

You can't!
Posted by BamaRoo
Shitlingthorpe, UK
Member since Jul 2009
3359 posts
Posted on 11/5/20 at 8:01 pm to
Not only do they eat a bunch of lard,
fried funnel cakes and shite but the
only exercise the average Vol fan, like this
one gets, is give a kick of excitement as
they head to the closest cheesecake shop.
Posted by Litigator
Hog Jaw, Arkansas
Member since Oct 2013
7535 posts
Posted on 11/5/20 at 8:37 pm to
Krispy Kreme. Just ask Phat Phil.
Posted by Judah Mann
Houston Area
Member since Aug 2016
2033 posts
Posted on 11/5/20 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

Why is Tennessee the fattest fanbase?

quote:

Literally no good pizza places


Now here's a guy that knows healthy food when he sees it.
Posted by Scorpion
Member since Jul 2019
261 posts
Posted on 11/5/20 at 9:18 pm to
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Why is Tennessee the fattest fanbase?

Coming from Arkansas fan makes it even more insulating
quote:

TOP FATTEST STATES
1. Mississippi
2. West Virginia
3. Arkansas
4. Kentucky
5. Tennessee
6. Louisiana
7. Alabama
8. South Carolina
9. Oklahoma
10. Texas
Posted by PlateJohnsonIII
Member since Feb 2020
6159 posts
Posted on 11/5/20 at 9:21 pm to
If you aren’t in Memphis, the only thing to eat in the state is fast food.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35812 posts
Posted on 11/6/20 at 12:42 am to
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35812 posts
Posted on 11/6/20 at 12:45 am to
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