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geauxbrown
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Louisiana
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re: Why does Oregon have a furious dwarf coaching its offensive line?
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How does that guy possibly know anything at all about being an offensive lineman


How the hell does he see over the steering wheel?


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Jrv2damac
Boston College Fan
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Member since Mar 2004
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re: Why does Oregon have a furious dwarf coaching its offensive line?
Damn.

That’s like a 400 pound man coaching wide receivers.

Crazy.


tigerbait2010
Southern Cal Fan
Ashland, Oregon
Member since May 2006
26246 posts

re: Why does Oregon have a furious dwarf coaching its offensive line?
I’m not laughing. Did anyone see Oregon’s line embarrass Ohio state?

I’d take him over our fat frick’s the last decade any day.


CharlotteSooner
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re: Why does Oregon have a furious dwarf coaching its offensive line?
To be fair, Minnesota's Oline embarrassed Ohio State too.


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forestwhitackersgood
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Member since Jun 2019
2601 posts

re: Why does Oregon have a furious dwarf coaching its offensive line?
That mf makes Saban look like Wilt Chamberlain..


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narddogg81
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Vancouver
Member since Jan 2012
16370 posts

re: Why does Oregon have a furious dwarf coaching its offensive line?
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SidewalkTiger
his o line is considerably better than yours


DannyBateman
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re: Why does Oregon have a furious dwarf coaching its offensive line?


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re: Why does Oregon have a furious dwarf coaching its offensive line?
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WTF? Shouldn't he be in a workshop making toys?



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Wtodd
Missouri Fan
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
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re: Why does Oregon have a furious dwarf coaching its offensive line?
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furious dwarf

You'd be pissed too if you were 3'9"


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dhuck20
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Member since Oct 2012
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re: Why does Oregon have a furious dwarf coaching its offensive line?
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No doubt.

We could get him one of these and he'd be all set.
Hell naw... LOL


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jonnyanony
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re: Why does Oregon have a furious dwarf coaching its offensive line?
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One time we made a DT like him on Madden. He was as small as possible but overall 99. He was so small and fast he could squeeze through the gap between center and guard before the snap even got to the qb.

We named him Cooter Brown and he was a 45 year old rookie, 5'5, 145 lbs with gray corn rows.

He wasn't much to look at but he would frick your shite up.


This, from the award-winning book shite Literally Everyone Has Done


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SidewalkTiger
Southern Miss Fan
An undisclosed location
Member since Dec 2019
28167 posts

re: Why does Oregon have a furious dwarf coaching its offensive line?
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his o line is considerably better than yours


No doubt.

What does that have to do with anything?


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CoachDon
Kentucky Fan
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
9671 posts

re: Why does Oregon have a furious dwarf coaching its offensive line?
I seen him icing down some Keebler cookies.


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SpartyGator
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Member since Oct 2011
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re: Why does Oregon have a furious dwarf coaching its offensive line?
I'd take him though. Hell of an OL unit for the Ducks.


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SpartyGator
Washington Fan
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Member since Oct 2011
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re: Why does Oregon have a furious dwarf coaching its offensive line?
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That’s like a 400 pound man coaching wide receivers.



Mark Mangino would be a great WR coach


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lsu777
LSU Fan
westlake
Member since Jan 2004
19099 posts

re: Why does Oregon have a furious dwarf coaching its offensive line?
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I’m not laughing. Did anyone see Oregon’s line embarrass Ohio state?

I’d take him over our fat frick’s the last decade any day.



The funniest thing about this thread is LSU fans making fun of a coach and coaching staff that are kicking arse and taking names.....all while our coaching staff is leaking that they are very nervous about CENTRAL frickING MICHIGAN!!!

I have defended Moffit in the past, but Aaron Feld is as good or better IMO. (both are subpar compared to Dr Rhea, but everyone is pretty much).

Our Oline has our QB running for his life against McNeese State and we are making fun of a coach who just had his line dominate OState at the Shoe?



My fellow LSU fans are fricking idiots


SidewalkTiger
Southern Miss Fan
An undisclosed location
Member since Dec 2019
28167 posts

re: Why does Oregon have a furious dwarf coaching its offensive line?
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The funniest thing about this thread is LSU fans making fun of a coach and coaching staff that are kicking arse and taking names.....all while our coaching staff is leaking that they are very nervous about CENTRAL frickING MICHIGAN!!!

I have defended Moffit in the past, but Aaron Feld is as good or better IMO. (both are subpar compared to Dr Rhea, but everyone is pretty much).

Our Oline has our QB running for his life against McNeese State and we are making fun of a coach who just had his line dominate OState at the Shoe?

? ? ?

My fellow LSU fans are fricking idiots ? ? ?


You're taking this MUCH too seriously.

Lighten up, Francis


lsu777
LSU Fan
westlake
Member since Jan 2004
19099 posts

re: Why does Oregon have a furious dwarf coaching its offensive line?
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Lighten up, Francis


its hard out here bro, we gonna be on pins and needles for fricking CMU.

First couple post were funny though


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DannyBateman
Alabama Fan
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
1033 posts

re: Why does Oregon have a furious dwarf coaching its offensive line?
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Our Oline has our QB running for his life against McNeese State and we are making fun of a coach who just had his line dominate OState at the Shoe?



My fellow LSU fans are fricking idiots





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bigDgator
Florida Fan
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
28394 posts

re: Why does Oregon have a furious dwarf coaching its offensive line?
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We named him Cooter Brown and he was a 45 year old rookie, 5'5, 145 lbs with gray corn rows.


I have a buddy who is about 5'5" and 155 and a head coach in high school that is an awesome coach. His nickname growing up was Taz. He is like a Saban clone and he will chew you out in a half second. He has won 2 state titles as a coach.


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