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re: Why does Oregon have a furious dwarf coaching its offensive line?
Posted on 9/14/21 at 10:52 pm to themicah85
Posted on 9/14/21 at 10:52 pm to themicah85
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How does that guy possibly know anything at all about being an offensive lineman
How the hell does he see over the steering wheel?
Posted on 9/14/21 at 10:53 pm to SidewalkTiger
Damn.
That’s like a 400 pound man coaching wide receivers.
Crazy.
That’s like a 400 pound man coaching wide receivers.
Crazy.
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:01 pm to SidewalkTiger
I’m not laughing. Did anyone see Oregon’s line embarrass Ohio state?
I’d take him over our fat frick’s the last decade any day.
I’d take him over our fat frick’s the last decade any day.
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:08 pm to tigerbait2010
To be fair, Minnesota's Oline embarrassed Ohio State too.
Posted on 9/15/21 at 12:21 am to SidewalkTiger
That mf makes Saban look like Wilt Chamberlain..
Posted on 9/15/21 at 1:05 am to SidewalkTiger
quote:his o line is considerably better than yours
SidewalkTiger
Posted on 9/15/21 at 6:26 am to CharlotteSooner
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WTF? Shouldn't he be in a workshop making toys?
Posted on 9/15/21 at 6:29 am to SidewalkTiger
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furious dwarf
You'd be pissed too if you were 3'9"
Posted on 9/15/21 at 6:40 am to SidewalkTiger
quote:Hell naw... LOL
No doubt.
We could get him one of these and he'd be all set.
Posted on 9/15/21 at 6:47 am to dbeck
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One time we made a DT like him on Madden. He was as small as possible but overall 99. He was so small and fast he could squeeze through the gap between center and guard before the snap even got to the qb.
We named him Cooter Brown and he was a 45 year old rookie, 5'5, 145 lbs with gray corn rows.
He wasn't much to look at but he would frick your shite up.
This, from the award-winning book shite Literally Everyone Has Done
Posted on 9/15/21 at 6:48 am to narddogg81
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his o line is considerably better than yours
No doubt.
What does that have to do with anything?
Posted on 9/15/21 at 7:44 am to SidewalkTiger
I seen him icing down some Keebler cookies.
Posted on 9/15/21 at 7:45 am to SidewalkTiger
I'd take him though. Hell of an OL unit for the Ducks.
Posted on 9/15/21 at 7:46 am to Jrv2damac
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That’s like a 400 pound man coaching wide receivers.
Mark Mangino would be a great WR coach
Posted on 9/15/21 at 7:55 am to tigerbait2010
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I’m not laughing. Did anyone see Oregon’s line embarrass Ohio state?
I’d take him over our fat frick’s the last decade any day.
The funniest thing about this thread is LSU fans making fun of a coach and coaching staff that are kicking arse and taking names.....all while our coaching staff is leaking that they are very nervous about CENTRAL frickING MICHIGAN!!!
I have defended Moffit in the past, but Aaron Feld is as good or better IMO. (both are subpar compared to Dr Rhea, but everyone is pretty much).
Our Oline has our QB running for his life against McNeese State and we are making fun of a coach who just had his line dominate OState at the Shoe?
My fellow LSU fans are fricking idiots
Posted on 9/15/21 at 8:04 am to lsu777
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The funniest thing about this thread is LSU fans making fun of a coach and coaching staff that are kicking arse and taking names.....all while our coaching staff is leaking that they are very nervous about CENTRAL frickING MICHIGAN!!!
I have defended Moffit in the past, but Aaron Feld is as good or better IMO. (both are subpar compared to Dr Rhea, but everyone is pretty much).
Our Oline has our QB running for his life against McNeese State and we are making fun of a coach who just had his line dominate OState at the Shoe?
? ? ?
My fellow LSU fans are fricking idiots ? ? ?
You're taking this MUCH too seriously.
Lighten up, Francis
Posted on 9/15/21 at 8:11 am to SidewalkTiger
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Lighten up, Francis
its hard out here bro, we gonna be on pins and needles for fricking CMU.
First couple post were funny though
Posted on 9/15/21 at 8:14 am to lsu777
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Our Oline has our QB running for his life against McNeese State and we are making fun of a coach who just had his line dominate OState at the Shoe?
My fellow LSU fans are fricking idiots
Posted on 9/15/21 at 8:16 am to dbeck
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We named him Cooter Brown and he was a 45 year old rookie, 5'5, 145 lbs with gray corn rows.
I have a buddy who is about 5'5" and 155 and a head coach in high school that is an awesome coach. His nickname growing up was Taz. He is like a Saban clone and he will chew you out in a half second. He has won 2 state titles as a coach.
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