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Why does Oregon have a furious dwarf coaching its offensive line?

Posted on 9/14/21 at 9:22 pm
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
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This post was edited on 9/14/21 at 10:02 pm
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 9:24 pm to
WTF? Shouldn't he be in a workshop making toys?
This post was edited on 9/14/21 at 9:25 pm
Posted by XenScott
Pensacola
Member since Oct 2016
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 9:27 pm to
Low man always wins.
Posted by JustGetItRight
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 9:28 pm to
See! These are why God put you on the earth. Just keep spitting them out and watch the upvotes flow.

Posted by Porcine Human
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Member since Feb 2016
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 9:28 pm to
what the frick

Posted by SidewalkTiger
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Member since Dec 2019
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 9:31 pm to
Posted by themicah85
DALLAS TX
Member since Jul 2015
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 9:31 pm to
How does that guy possibly know anything at all about being an offensive lineman
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 9:31 pm to
Posted by transcend
Austin, TX
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 9:31 pm to
The dude is an award winning offensive line coach and I'd take him at LSU in a heartbeat.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 9:34 pm to

Looks like Musselman lol
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 9:34 pm to
He's a real-life WillyT meme.
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 9:35 pm to
He and Cristobal were high school teammates.
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
10911 posts
Posted on 9/14/21 at 9:38 pm to
Look at his tiny lil shoes.
Posted by TrueLefty
St. Louis County
Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 9:46 pm to
quote:

The dude is an award winning offensive line coach and I'd take him at LSU in a heartbeat.


Make him the next LSU HC? :)
This post was edited on 9/14/21 at 9:47 pm
Posted by Flying DeLorean
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 9:51 pm to
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29449 posts
Posted on 9/14/21 at 9:59 pm to
One time we made a DT like him on Madden. He was as small as possible but overall 99. He was so small and fast he could squeeze through the gap between center and guard before the snap even got to the qb.

We named him Cooter Brown and he was a 45 year old rookie, 5'5, 145 lbs with gray corn rows.

He wasn't much to look at but he would frick your shite up.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 10:02 pm to
quote:

How does that guy possibly know anything at all about being an offensive lineman

He spent a lot of time under center when the kids forgot their football and used him instead.
Posted by Rtowntiger
Member since Dec 2012
2012 posts
Posted on 9/14/21 at 10:03 pm to
Well Oregon has one of if not the best Oline for the last 2-3 years so I’d take the smidge in a heartbeat.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52296 posts
Posted on 9/14/21 at 10:07 pm to
No doubt.

We could get him one of these and he'd be all set.

Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4515 posts
Posted on 9/14/21 at 10:49 pm to
I legit thought those first few pics were all photoshopped
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