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Who's our new Fat Boy now that Bert is gone?

Posted on 12/13/17 at 7:16 pm
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 7:16 pm
I offer up these three for consideration...





Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95870 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 7:17 pm to
I think the answer is pretty clear here
Posted by Prettyboy Floyd
Pensacola, Florida
Member since Dec 2013
15644 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 7:18 pm to
Jim Chaney would eat your entire fricking offensive line.


He's our fatboy and we love him.
Posted by BobLeeDagger
In Your Head
Member since May 2016
6905 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 7:19 pm to
JoMo ain’t fat, the man is lie 6’7
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68437 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 7:23 pm to
quote:

JoMo ain’t fat, the man is lie 6’7
And chunky.

Luke is 6'5. Doesn't mean he isn't fat.
Posted by Cobrasize
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2013
49680 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 7:23 pm to
Muschamp has gotten chubby
Posted by Porcine Human
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Member since Feb 2016
11210 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 7:24 pm to
Posted by DingLeeBerry
Member since Oct 2014
10894 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 7:34 pm to
Prolly the one who eats the most bratwurst.

LINK
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18159 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 7:34 pm to
If we're already extending to coordinators, I think Phat Phil is easily in play...
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17255 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 7:35 pm to
Ole Miss by a nose.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63849 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 7:41 pm to
Chaney is the fattest frick to ever fat frick.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
12726 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 7:42 pm to
Someone explain the Phat Phil and Krispy Kreme thing to me.
Posted by Taurus 357
Great Lakes Gambler
Member since Dec 2014
3916 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 7:47 pm to
Sounds like a lot of ranters are suffering from Bertram separation anxiety. Where do you think he’ll wind up? Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig is not an acceptable response. ICU or the morgue is rather terrifying in their own right.
This post was edited on 12/13/17 at 7:50 pm
Posted by Pvt Hudson
Member since Jan 2013
3535 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 7:55 pm to
quote:

Ole Miss by a nose.


You mean by a chin...
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18159 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 8:04 pm to
Not to sound condescending, but he's fat. And, fat folks like doughnuts.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71141 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 8:05 pm to
It's Luke with those choices.
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
36243 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 8:08 pm to
quote:

Chaney is the fattest frick to ever fat frick.
Posted by Ole Messcort
Member since Aug 2017
1752 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 8:42 pm to
Phil got a new ride

Posted by matthew25
Member since Jun 2012
9425 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 8:52 pm to
Morehead loves the cheese fries.
Posted by Warrior Poet
Living Rent-Free in Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2011
7956 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 8:54 pm to
Fat Matt
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