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Which President is Your School?
Posted on 2/16/15 at 3:23 pm
Posted on 2/16/15 at 3:23 pm
In honor of President's Day from EDSBS
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Thomas Jefferson. Bought Louisiana, had zero scruples, drank hard, and invented the disgraceful sex scandal. LSU
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Ulysses S. Grant. Spectacularly corrupt, wildly popular, prone to drinking, and known mostly for being good at something else entirely. KENTUCKY
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Theodore Roosevelt. A raging, half-mad, football-obsessed egomaniac obsessed with war, shooting people, being shot, killing animals, punching people, being punched, and generally proving himself to be the baddest man in the room despite being born into every advantage on the planet in his chosen sphere. Counted more territories as his than he actually had. ALABAMA
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Dwight D. Eisenhower. Known for producing ineffectual subordinates and would rather be at Augusta National. GEORGIA
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John F. Kennedy. Spent a good portion of the day with his pants down or looking for amphetamines. Bought titles for the whole family? AUBURN
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Lyndon B. Johnson. Known for continuing a long war he could not possibly win. Like a certain mascot, was known for pooping in front of people. TEXAS A&M
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George H.W. Bush. Turned a relatively minor political family into a dynasty only to watch some idiot who'd been stashed in Texas turn it into a disgraceful joke. FLORIDA
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Bill Clinton. Massive failures, massive comebacks, more massive failures, and a propensity for getting caught with their pants down in so many ways. Prone to bloat. ARKANSAS
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George W. Bush. HE'S WILL MUSCHAMP NO THAT'S NOT A TEAM BUT THAT'S WHAT HE IS WE ALREADY SOLVED THAT NEXT NEXT NEXT---
This post was edited on 2/16/15 at 3:25 pm
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Posted on 2/16/15 at 3:27 pm to undecided
Arkansas should be Taft
Posted on 2/16/15 at 3:33 pm to OBReb6
Posted on 2/16/15 at 3:33 pm to undecided
Spot on.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 3:36 pm to undecided
So A&M gets a liberal who never served in the military and has his Library at the U of Texas campus? Makes sense. 
Posted on 2/16/15 at 3:38 pm to undecided
Posted on 2/16/15 at 3:40 pm to undecided
Spencer Hall is rarely funny. He's just a nerd that learned how to make a website.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 3:42 pm to diddydirtyAubie
I think he's okay. I liked his Ole Miss-LSU article in 2013 and find him funny most times. But I'm a nerd, so I may have proved your point.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 3:48 pm to undecided
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Dwight D. Eisenhower. Known for producing ineffectual subordinates...
Patton and Nixon? Wouldn't exactly call them ineffectual.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 3:58 pm to rebelrouser
Well Nixon was impeached sooo
Posted on 2/16/15 at 4:25 pm to undecided
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John F. Kennedy. Spent a good portion of the day with his pants down or looking for amphetamines. Bought titles for the whole family? AUBURN
Good one, he got whacked when he didn't know his place.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 4:51 pm to undecided
I thought Obama would be for Bama.
Yeah that was lame.
Back to studying obama self
Yeah that was lame.
Back to studying obama self
Posted on 2/16/15 at 5:02 pm to undecided
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John F. Kennedy. Spent a good portion of the day with his pants down or looking for amphetamines. Bought titles for the whole family? AUBURN
PIMP
Posted on 2/16/15 at 6:17 pm to undecided
We actually house the Ulysses S. Grant Presidential Library at State
Posted on 2/16/15 at 6:50 pm to TigerintheNO
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got whacked when he didn't know his place.
Insensitive, my my my.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 7:01 pm to rebelrouser
I wouldn't call Patton a subordinate of Eisenhower in the sense the article means, which is more like "protégé". Patton was a born battlefield commander, Eisenhower was a born chief bureaucracat. The each had their genius but neither was a buddy or mentor of the other. Totally different guys who did different things for the Army.
Nixon though, yeah definitely. You can fairly call Nixon Ike's protégé. Nixon was a highly competent and effective president though his legacy of responsible stewardship is overshadowed by Watergate.
Nixon though, yeah definitely. You can fairly call Nixon Ike's protégé. Nixon was a highly competent and effective president though his legacy of responsible stewardship is overshadowed by Watergate.
This post was edited on 2/16/15 at 7:09 pm
Posted on 2/16/15 at 7:05 pm to MaroonNation
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We actually house the Ulysses S. Grant Presidential Library at State
Someone mentioned this on Finebaum a couple of months ago.
Posted on 2/16/15 at 7:07 pm to undecided
How in the hell do you remember something you heard on Finebaum a couple months ago
Posted on 2/16/15 at 7:08 pm to OleRockyTop
It was such a random fact it stuck with me. I also have a good long-term memory 
Posted on 2/16/15 at 7:09 pm to undecided
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I also have a good long-term memory
Lucky you
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