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Posted on 9/24/21 at 4:58 pm
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
17995 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 4:58 pm
List your rankings


I’m going with


#1) bama*


#2) biden *


Notice how they both start with a b?


And they happened in the same year?


I know there are many others


But this is my top two of all time.
Posted by OleManDixon
Lexington
Member since Jan 2018
9234 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 4:58 pm to
B is also for befuddled.
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
8906 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 4:58 pm to
A swing and a miss.
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 5:03 pm to
** In order by year …”injured” etc.

- Stingley*
- Chase*
- Guice*
- Fournette*
- Mathieu*

There is a long line of similar * feel free to add their names.
This post was edited on 9/24/21 at 5:07 pm
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
31909 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 5:06 pm to
cringe
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29446 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 5:06 pm to
quote:

Notice how they both start with a b?


And they happened in the same year?

Finally a Q drop that makes sense.
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 5:08 pm to
Shut up Harry
Posted by Mulkey Man
Member since Apr 2021
19403 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 5:11 pm to
Why is Homey Badger on this list?
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 5:13 pm to
He was “injured” in the brain, “opted” self out…

Yeah, it’s a stretch but what the heck…
Posted by Mulkey Man
Member since Apr 2021
19403 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 5:14 pm to
That’s dumb. He was kicked off the team for smoking weed.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52177 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 5:16 pm to
quote:

He was “injured” in the brain, “opted” self out…

Yeah, it’s a stretch but what the heck…


Not sure why low IQ Alabama fans lump actual injuries in with quitters.

Especially when they've had several players of their own "opt out" of bowl games and the like.


Posted by RickDorf
Nothing to prove Nothing to lose
Member since Jan 2021
3294 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 5:16 pm to
Someone please remind me again why we think these kinds of threads are funny?
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
17995 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 6:57 pm to
quote:

Someone please remind me again why we think these kinds of threads are funny?




Was not meant to be funny.


It’s meant to be factual


And facts about SEC football


Deserve to be posted.

Posted by BLG
Georgia
Member since Mar 2018
7121 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 6:59 pm to
b is for bitch

as in

LSU is Alabama's bitch
Posted by Kashmir
Member since Dec 2014
7540 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 7:00 pm to
bitch also starts with a b
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52177 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 7:01 pm to
quote:

b is for bitch



B is for ball.

As in Ball Licking Granny.


Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 7:16 pm to
“b” is for..

“B”usted flat in “B”aton Rouge run over by a train..
Feeling near as faded as the team..
Boudreaux thumbed a flat-bed down, to carry those in pain..
Took them all away to …

…Our Lady of the Lake hospital where they raped nuns and looted the place while kicking over the ER beds of children sick with cancer..
This post was edited on 9/24/21 at 7:38 pm
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
17995 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 7:43 pm to
quote:

b is for bitch

as in

LSU is Alabama's bitch





Wow


This is deep and creative
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
17995 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 7:47 pm to
quote:

Our Lady of the Lake hospital where they raped nuns and looted the place while kicking over the ER beds of children sick with cancer..




But what did the nuns look like?
Posted by Marktastic86
Pismo Beach, CA
Member since Dec 2020
12369 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:00 pm to
quote:

But what did the nuns look like?


You have a benchmark for what makes raping nuns okay?

Definitely an LSU fan through and through.
This post was edited on 9/24/21 at 8:01 pm
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