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When does the Auburn "Family" finally go broke?

Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:15 am
Posted by BhamBlazeDog
Birmingham
Member since Aug 2018
3754 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:15 am
Buyouts
Tommy Tuberville - $6 Million
Gene Chizik - $11.09 Million
Gus Malzahn - $21.5 Million
Kevin Steele - $5 Million
Brian Harsin - $15.3 Million

It's obvious these mouthbreathers are running out of money and their mobile homes will not be getting new roofs this year. My question is what makes Auburn think anyone wants the job? Did the last coaching search not show Aubie anything? They stumbled around and went with one of their last choices (because everyone turned them down) late in the coaching carousel period, but then spun it up as a home run hire.

Lane Kiffin will not take this job because Auburn is done as a competitor in the SEC, until they lower their standards to the Birmingham Bowl with an occasional trip to the Outback they will continue cycling through coaches. Enjoy the beatdown this week to little old Mississipi State. Maybe Jeff Grimes will be dumb enough to lead you to 5-7 next year.

This post was edited on 11/2/22 at 8:17 am
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:16 am to
Auburn also paid $5m to buy out Kevin Steele when they hired Harsin.
Posted by BhamBlazeDog
Birmingham
Member since Aug 2018
3754 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:16 am to
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Auburn also paid $5m to buy out Kevin Steele when they hired Harsin.



Thanks for the reminder, I'll add that in to the totals.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18287 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:18 am to
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When does the Auburn "Family" finally go broke?


When do houses stop being made of wood?

When does Joanna Gaines claim that wood shouldn’t be yella?
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71003 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:19 am to
Never when you realize each school gets free money every year.
Posted by TrussvilleTide
The Endless Void
Member since Sep 2021
4069 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:20 am to
Trying to examine the minds of the Fambly is a tall task. The delusion is at levels rational people can't comprehend.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
16955 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:21 am to
quote:

When do houses stop being made of wood?


When do people stop buying iPhones?
Posted by DingLeeBerry
Member since Oct 2014
10891 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:25 am to
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Never when you realize each school gets free money every year.


This. Just put some back in a rainy day coach firing fund and you’re good to go as long as you don’t get crazy like aTm.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71003 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:26 am to
Yeah stay away from the 10 for 10 and you can get out easily
Posted by BhamBlazeDog
Birmingham
Member since Aug 2018
3754 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:26 am to
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When do houses stop being made of wood?



Jimmy is one of the main problems, but I'll humor you. What happens when he dies? He is 74 and obese.
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13214 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:27 am to
The Auburn Fa-Muh-Leee
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71003 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:28 am to
Fambly*
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
15319 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:58 am to
Pretty close to 60m paying people not to coach there.

At this point I wouldn’t be shocked if 8&4feit says “hold my beer”
Posted by Murph4HOF
A-T-L-A-N-T-A (that's where I stay)
Member since Sep 2019
11053 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 9:00 am to
That is just football.

MBB
Barbee - $2.44M
Lebo - $1.5M

Baseball
Golloway - $1.25M

Not digging too deep for others like WBB coach Terri Williams-Flournoy, but you get the idea...
Posted by Luke
1113 Chartres Street, NOLA
Member since Nov 2004
13395 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 9:01 am to
We don’t… MSU on the other hand should make a great fit in the future Sun Belt Conference
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7332 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 9:02 am to
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When does the Auburn "Family" finally go broke?


Apparently not before AU took your AD.

We will take Lane from your sister bitch, if we decide as well.
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21192 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 9:04 am to
We aren’t as poor as Miss State who wouldn’t even drop $150k for Cam
Posted by AUWDE
Member since Oct 2013
3186 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 9:10 am to
We aren’t poor like State is. Sorry.
Posted by Poker Dough
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2018
8572 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 9:15 am to
Priceless coming from a retarded State fan. You being on here typing keeps your guardian walking in on you playing with your retard little pecker again, win for that poor soul
Posted by BhamBlazeDog
Birmingham
Member since Aug 2018
3754 posts
Posted on 11/2/22 at 9:18 am to
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Apparently not before AU took your AD.



Not sure how many times this has been stated, but he was pushed out. But congrats?
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