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When did Dan Mullen graduate from being referred to as Dan Muffin?

Posted on 10/17/19 at 1:14 pm
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6024 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 1:14 pm
Maybe when tgrind died in '14? Haven't seen this lately.
Miss the days when half the sig pics featured his fat face baked into a blueberry muffin. It does look like he's shed some weight since leaving state and looks less muffin like. But he's almost lost too much weight (likely related to swamp water tape worms) . Kind of like how jared fogle looked normal as a fat guy but then looked like a total pedophile once he trimmed the 300 lbs in fat.
Posted by Hobnailboot
Minneapolis
Member since Sep 2012
6094 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 1:15 pm to
You are getting awfully close to being forbidden from banging his wife.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139779 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 1:16 pm to
Ooof

You forgot to include Gaytors in this funny thread.

This post was edited on 10/17/19 at 1:18 pm
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86438 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 1:16 pm to
when people graduated middle school
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4478 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 1:17 pm to
Dan's into marathons and running the stadium steps with the players. Word is he'll smoke most of the young kids on the steps and lets them know about it. He's hyper competitive.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86438 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

Word is he'll smoke most of the young kids on the steps


if mullen is schooling your actual players in any kind of athletic/workout competition, that should signify a pretty serious problem.
Posted by bootyswamper
Paulina KopKop
Member since Nov 2004
2292 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 1:21 pm to
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licking his wife.


FIFY
Posted by lsubruce
baton rouge, la.
Member since Oct 2004
1006 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 1:25 pm to
More like, "cousin Eddie".
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139779 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 1:27 pm to
Yeah. We have a serious problem because Dan is in good shape.
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