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When did Dan Mullen graduate from being referred to as Dan Muffin?
Posted on 10/17/19 at 1:14 pm
Posted on 10/17/19 at 1:14 pm
Maybe when tgrind died in '14? Haven't seen this lately.
Miss the days when half the sig pics featured his fat face baked into a blueberry muffin. It does look like he's shed some weight since leaving state and looks less muffin like. But he's almost lost too much weight (likely related to swamp water tape worms) . Kind of like how jared fogle looked normal as a fat guy but then looked like a total pedophile once he trimmed the 300 lbs in fat.
Miss the days when half the sig pics featured his fat face baked into a blueberry muffin. It does look like he's shed some weight since leaving state and looks less muffin like. But he's almost lost too much weight (likely related to swamp water tape worms) . Kind of like how jared fogle looked normal as a fat guy but then looked like a total pedophile once he trimmed the 300 lbs in fat.
Posted on 10/17/19 at 1:15 pm to Mootsman
You are getting awfully close to being forbidden from banging his wife.
Posted on 10/17/19 at 1:16 pm to Mootsman
Ooof
You forgot to include Gaytors in this funny thread.
You forgot to include Gaytors in this funny thread.
This post was edited on 10/17/19 at 1:18 pm
Posted on 10/17/19 at 1:16 pm to Mootsman
when people graduated middle school
Posted on 10/17/19 at 1:17 pm to Mootsman
Dan's into marathons and running the stadium steps with the players. Word is he'll smoke most of the young kids on the steps and lets them know about it. He's hyper competitive.
Posted on 10/17/19 at 1:18 pm to bengalbait
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Word is he'll smoke most of the young kids on the steps
if mullen is schooling your actual players in any kind of athletic/workout competition, that should signify a pretty serious problem.
Posted on 10/17/19 at 1:21 pm to Hobnailboot
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licking his wife.
FIFY
Posted on 10/17/19 at 1:25 pm to Mootsman
More like, "cousin Eddie".
Posted on 10/17/19 at 1:27 pm to WG_Dawg
Yeah. We have a serious problem because Dan is in good shape.
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