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When 4x Award Winning SECRant user Tuscaloosa gives you advice, you take it.
Posted on 3/31/21 at 2:49 pm
Posted on 3/31/21 at 2:49 pm
That also unfortunately means I have to take the blame for the recent board antics of the SECRant mascot. Business is business, and I'm glad WilliamTaylor21 took my sage advice and took a much needed break - waiting for Bama to lose before he continued to post.
I wrote him a poem in November, and I'm pretty sure he printed it out and framed it on the dashboard of his Prius before ultimately conceding that Tuscaloosa was right.
Welcome back, internet user WilliamTaylor21. Pace yourself so this never has to happen again.
I wrote him a poem in November, and I'm pretty sure he printed it out and framed it on the dashboard of his Prius before ultimately conceding that Tuscaloosa was right.
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Your memes suck, and your gifs are boring
Send a few more and catch us snoring
Italicize your words and bold them, too
You continue to spiral, it’s clear that you’re through
That’s right - a sad shell of what you used to be
Stirring them up as far as could see
Filling up threads with brutal rebuttals
Now you just flail, and you’re not even subtle
So people keep scrolling, without even laughing
They don’t even downvote, because your substance is lacking
So once again I implore you - just take a break
Rise from the ashes, for all of our sake
Or don’t, keep posting, ignore what I said
You’ve become a huge disappointment, second only to Ed.
Welcome back, internet user WilliamTaylor21. Pace yourself so this never has to happen again.
This post was edited on 3/31/21 at 8:23 pm
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Posted on 3/31/21 at 2:54 pm to Tuscaloosa
Tuscaloosa be like
Posted on 3/31/21 at 2:54 pm to Tuscaloosa
This is just weird.
Posted on 3/31/21 at 2:55 pm to Tuscaloosa
Pretty good poem. 
Posted on 3/31/21 at 2:55 pm to Jebadeb
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This is just weird.
Who are you?
Posted on 3/31/21 at 2:56 pm to Tuscaloosa
Posted on 3/31/21 at 2:58 pm to Tuscaloosa
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Your memes suck, and your gifs are boring Send a few more and catch us snoring
Italicize your words and bold them, too You continue to spiral, it’s clear that you’re through
That’s right - a sad shell of what you used to be Stirring them up as far as could see
Filling up threads with brutal rebuttals
Now you just flail, and you’re not even subtle
So people keep scrolling, without even laughing They don’t even downvote, because your substance is lacking
So once again I implore you - just take a break Rise from the ashes, for all of our sake
Or don’t, keep posting, ignore what I said You’ve become a huge disappointment, second only to Ed.
Damn
This post was edited on 3/31/21 at 2:59 pm
Posted on 3/31/21 at 3:07 pm to Tuscaloosa
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Tuscaloosa
This post was edited on 3/31/21 at 3:07 pm
Posted on 3/31/21 at 3:07 pm to Tuscaloosa
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“I am so glad William is back”
Posted on 3/31/21 at 3:09 pm to WilliamTaylor21
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“I am so glad William is back”
I never said that. For the record, I think your shtick makes this board worse, brings no actual substance to the table, and is generally annoying. However, it is a shtick that people respond to when it's used properly and in moderation. What you do with that is up to you.
I much prefer your alters that post as normal people.
This post was edited on 3/31/21 at 3:12 pm
Posted on 3/31/21 at 3:40 pm to Tuscaloosa
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your shtick makes this board worse, brings no actual substance to the table
Crying about the integrity of the board again I see
Posted on 3/31/21 at 3:46 pm to Tuscaloosa
quote:Hold on, let me grab a notebook.
I think your shtick makes this board worse, brings no actual substance to the table, and is generally annoying.
This could really help me if ever I decide to become a washed poster that can’t make the Round of 32.
Posted on 3/31/21 at 3:46 pm to geauxtigahs87
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Crying about the integrity of the board again I see
Yes.
Posted on 3/31/21 at 3:49 pm to WilliamTaylor21
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Hold on, let me grab a notebook.
You’ve done it before. Maybe you should do it again.
Posted on 3/31/21 at 3:49 pm to Jebadeb
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This is just weird.
But hours spent on profile/sig pics of men dressing up in clown/girl outfits is completely normal.
I don't know what that smells like, but I bet it's not good.
If I'm giving WillyT any awards, it would be that he's the most obsessed Bama hater I've ever seen.
His absence was noted. He learned it from his team's culture. They ducked Alabama too.
This post was edited on 3/31/21 at 3:50 pm
Posted on 3/31/21 at 3:50 pm to Grievous Angel
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His absence was noted. He learned it from his team's culture. They ducked Alabama too.
That French/Mississippi blood, IMO.
Posted on 3/31/21 at 3:52 pm to Grievous Angel
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They ducked Alabama too.
Then what is this 55-17 that Bammers speak of?
Posted on 3/31/21 at 3:53 pm to WilliamTaylor21
Willy. How has your Husband been doing?
Posted on 3/31/21 at 3:54 pm to Grievous Angel
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He learned it from his team's culture. They ducked Alabama too.
This epic melt will live on forever.
Posted on 3/31/21 at 3:55 pm to Tuscaloosa
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