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What Valentines Day Gift would you give your favorite SEC coach
Posted on 2/8/18 at 6:58 pm
Posted on 2/8/18 at 6:58 pm
I'd give Jimbo a nice steak dinner, a heart shaped box of chocolates and some matching temporary tattoos that we could take off later
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Posted on 2/8/18 at 7:08 pm to GermantownTiger
Posted on 2/8/18 at 7:14 pm to GermantownTiger
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Posted on 2/8/18 at 7:15 pm to GermantownTiger
I would buy Orgeron a Speak and Spell.
I would send Pruitt a dead rose, anonymously.
Saban would get a box of heart shaped Little Debbie cakes.
I would send a Whitman’s sampler of chocolates to Kirby but Cheney would end up eating all of them so he just gets roses. Fresh cut from Pasadena.
Muschamp gets a Snoopy Valentines Day card with some heart candy.
I honestly don’t even know who the rest of the sec coaches are at this point.
I would send Pruitt a dead rose, anonymously.
Saban would get a box of heart shaped Little Debbie cakes.
I would send a Whitman’s sampler of chocolates to Kirby but Cheney would end up eating all of them so he just gets roses. Fresh cut from Pasadena.
Muschamp gets a Snoopy Valentines Day card with some heart candy.
I honestly don’t even know who the rest of the sec coaches are at this point.
Posted on 2/8/18 at 7:16 pm to GermantownTiger
I'd leave a flaming bag of dog shite on O's porch.
Posted on 2/8/18 at 7:18 pm to GermantownTiger
I'd probably blindfold Hugh Freeze and drive him out to International Paper's wet log yard.
I'd let him take the blindfold off right as the sprinklers cut on. I'd sit On the tailgate eating cold chicken fingers as I watch him turn that knotted pine into dust.
I'd let him take the blindfold off right as the sprinklers cut on. I'd sit On the tailgate eating cold chicken fingers as I watch him turn that knotted pine into dust.
Posted on 2/8/18 at 7:18 pm to GermantownTiger
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What Valentines Day Gift would you give your favorite SEC coach
I'd take Gus to a nice dinner at Waffle House and let him order A LA Carte, cause I'm fancy as frick.
Then I would meet Bruce out for some beers.
Posted on 2/8/18 at 7:28 pm to GermantownTiger
Can we give IT to the wife of our choice?
Posted on 2/8/18 at 8:28 pm to tOGLettuce
Which Mill?
Posted on 2/8/18 at 9:34 pm to GermantownTiger
This thread makes me miss Bert. Such possibilities.
Posted on 2/8/18 at 9:49 pm to GermantownTiger
Cyanide laced chocolates for Saban
Posted on 2/8/18 at 9:57 pm to GermantownTiger
I'd just show up naked with a bow wrapped around my dingus until I got carted off to jail.
Posted on 2/9/18 at 6:43 am to GermantownTiger
Little Debbie’s Oatmeal Cream Pie
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