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What they are really mad about

Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:34 am
Posted by Priapus
Member since Oct 2012
1950 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:34 am
Clemson is still livid that they have never been asked to join the Southeastern Conference. They just can't get over the fact that A. Their television footprint is 2 counties in one of the smaller states in the country, and B. They are a horrible cultural fit.

Can you imagine how Clemson would have reacted to Marshall Henderson when LSU's band trolled them into insanity?

Dabo recognized early on what they were and played the role of Joseph Smith to perfection. Clemson truly are the Mormons of college football. Weird little frickers.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:43 am to
What makes Clembson a horrible cultural fit?
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18255 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:43 am to
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What makes Clembson a horrible cultural fit?

Can't handle the banter.
Posted by JohnnyU
Florida
Member since Nov 2006
12350 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:45 am to
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What makes Clembson a horrible cultural fit?




Metaphorically it's their oversized labia.
Posted by GeauxTigers247
Member since Oct 2019
1563 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:45 am to
You should see the crying, moaning and belly aching over on tigernet about how “poorly” they were treated and how classless LSU fans are. Their fan base absolutely couldn’t handle it.
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:46 am to
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Can't handle the banter.



They can toughen up.

Can we trade Mizzou for them?
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
30047 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:46 am to
Clemson would never want to be in this conference.


They have a decade worth of easy wins in the ACC.


They win the ACC 6 or 7 times in 10 years.
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
41144 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:47 am to
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Can't handle the banter.


Come on now, LSU of all people should know that getting your arse kicked in a natty can make you act pretty melty.
Posted by Rougarou13
Brookhaven MS
Member since Feb 2015
6839 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:47 am to
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What makes Clembson a horrible cultural fit?


They're fricking weird.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:47 am to
We would trade them for you in a second
Posted by Priapus
Member since Oct 2012
1950 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:49 am to
If they were in the SEC they would have to buy a building and open an office in Birmingham just to handle the Assistant AD traffic going to see the Commish to complain about every single thing that offended them. "Someone said Damn". "Cowbells are making fun of us being farmers". It would never end.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:49 am to
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They can toughen up.

Can we trade Mizzou for them?
+1
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6024 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:50 am to
Florida is also not a good cultural fit. Full of weird gel haired guidos.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18255 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:51 am to
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Come on now, LSU of all people should know that getting your arse kicked in a natty can make you act pretty melty.

That's the issue, they were melting before the loss. Our "tiger bait" chant is the rudest thing in the world right behind Neck

ETA: see below.
This post was edited on 1/16/20 at 8:52 am
Posted by Sunset Strip
Member since Jan 2020
299 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:51 am to
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Can't handle the banter.

Excuse me?

Nobody runs to the admins here faster than a LSU fan.

Y'all are notoriously thin-skinned.
Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:51 am to
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They're fricking weird.


aggies say, how-dy!
Posted by ItsAWinForLSU
Hattiesburg, Mississippi
Member since Sep 2019
95 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 8:56 am to
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Marshall Henderson

Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a while
Posted by That LSU Guy
The beach
Member since Jul 2008
11397 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 9:00 am to
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Nobody runs to the admins here faster than a LSU fan.
Wait a second.. whose alter are you?
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18255 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 9:01 am to
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We came away from New Orleans considering LSU fans to be trashier than the coots and we didn't think it was possible. You had a much different experience than we did. The STTDB chant ad nauseum on Bourbon and in the stadium, drunk fans were arrogant and randomly #### talking from Saturday onward. Dickheads running their mouths throughout the game. Walking back from the stadium we walked through p1$$ smelling streets and were told to get the f out of there. We walked #### near into a massive tailgate where they were shooting off cannons and fireworks so we stopped and called an uber. In the uber we rode past people shooting off fireworks that were blowing up on top of cars, there were fires in the street, trash everywhere. Those people are straight trash. I've never seen anything like it. Oh and here's a few pics of right out the door of our hotel the next morning


LINK

Those hooligans! Shooting fireworks! And apparently we even had a cannon!

Posted by CU_Tigers4life
Georgia
Member since Aug 2013
7494 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 9:03 am to
quote:

Clemson is still livid that they have never been asked to join the Southeastern Conference. They just can't get over the fact that A. Their television footprint is 2 counties in one of the smaller states in the country, and B. They are a horrible cultural fit.

Can you imagine how Clemson would have reacted to Marshall Henderson when LSU's band trolled them into insanity?

Dabo recognized early on what they were and played the role of Joseph Smith to perfection. Clemson truly are the Mormons of college football. Weird little frickers.


Yep. Being in the ACC has really not worked out well for us.
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