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re: What if nobody wants the Arkansas job
Posted on 12/5/19 at 12:50 pm to Fayetteville Tiger
Posted on 12/5/19 at 12:50 pm to Fayetteville Tiger
I'll gladly give up my job to lose my coaching virginity and get paid 3+ million dollars for 2 years to deal with crazy goat humping Arky fans. Will look good on my resume.
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Posted on 12/5/19 at 12:50 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
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I mean, your hiring history isn't exactly sound.
We literally hired a successful P5 coach that had won his conference multiple times the search before last.
Posted on 12/5/19 at 12:50 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
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I mean, your hiring history isn't exactly sound.
Eh, you can really only point to one that was really bad in recent history and its when we had no AD, not sure you can really count John L because it was in the spring when we couldn't actually go through a search. Bert was for the most part considered a great hire at the time and same with Bobby.
Posted on 12/5/19 at 12:50 pm to yatesdog38
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crazy goat humping Arky fans
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Mississippi State fan
you sure you want to go there?
Posted on 12/5/19 at 12:51 pm to Fayetteville Tiger
It's Kiffin
Posted on 12/5/19 at 12:53 pm to Fayetteville Tiger
I mean, I'm probably biased, but I can't see why this scenario wouldn't be more likely for Ole Miss. As bad as we are right now, nothing compares to the steaming pile of crap that is Ole Miss.
Posted on 12/5/19 at 1:40 pm to Hogfan13
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I mean, I'm probably biased, but I can't see why this scenario wouldn't be more likely for Ole Miss. As bad as we are right now, nothing compares to the steaming pile of crap that is Ole Miss.
Mississipiio beat an SEC team this year.
Posted on 12/5/19 at 1:43 pm to genuineLSUtiger
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Three words....John L. Smith
Posted on 12/5/19 at 1:43 pm to Fayetteville Tiger
shite I'll take it. Give me SEC head coach minimum.
Posted on 12/5/19 at 1:46 pm to genuineLSUtiger
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Three words....John L. Smith
Bad? Yes.
But he was an emergency hire. Honestly the only good thing to come from that is he got a really good payday to offset his financial troubles.
Posted on 12/5/19 at 1:48 pm to Fayetteville Tiger
I'll take a half mil, and pretend I know WTF I'm doing and coach 'em for a few seasons.
Then, after 2-3 abysmal seasons, I'll be rich and plenty of coaches will have worry following me.
Then, after 2-3 abysmal seasons, I'll be rich and plenty of coaches will have worry following me.
Posted on 12/5/19 at 1:48 pm to krandor
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Ark is going to be a LONG rebuild.
To compete for the SEC but not to be respected. We had the talent to go bowling this year, our coaching was a literal dumpster fire.
Right coach with the Young pups and transfer portal and we’ll winning some games again.
Posted on 12/5/19 at 1:57 pm to krandor
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Mississipiio beat an SEC team this year.
So LSU is a better program than Alabama, Auburn, and Florida?
This post was edited on 12/5/19 at 1:58 pm
Posted on 12/5/19 at 2:02 pm to Fayetteville Tiger
Nobody wants any job. that's why they pay. put enough zeros on the check and you'll get a coach.
Posted on 12/5/19 at 2:06 pm to PorkSammich
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To compete for the SEC but not to be respected. We had the talent to go bowling this year, our coaching was a literal dumpster fire.
Right coach with the Young pups and transfer portal and we’ll winning some games again.
If that is the expectations you all are putting on a new coach then it may be tough to find somebody. Ark is going to be a long rebuild and unless you're willing to give a coach time you'll be back here in 2-3 years doing this again.
Posted on 12/5/19 at 2:08 pm to Fayetteville Tiger
Well frick, if they're really in a bind I guess I'll do it for 2.7 million. But I'm gonna need Louisiana's own Lexi Belle as my, umm, pole analyst.
Posted on 12/5/19 at 2:19 pm to Fayetteville Tiger
We'll trade Arkansas Will Muschamp and two D1 NCAA Baseball National Championships as long as they cover the buyout.
Posted on 12/5/19 at 2:21 pm to Porcine Human
my bad... i meant donkeys... arky fans do it donkey style.
https://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2017/aug/01/police-arkansas-man-sneaks-familys-barn-has-sex-th/
https://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2017/aug/01/police-arkansas-man-sneaks-familys-barn-has-sex-th/
Posted on 12/5/19 at 2:25 pm to Hogfan13
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I mean, I'm probably biased, but I can't see why this scenario wouldn't be more likely for Ole Miss. As bad as we are right now, nothing compares to the steaming pile of crap that is Ole Miss.
Steaming pile of crap? lol. We were awful this year but Arky hasn't won an SEC game since 2017. Ole Miss atleast looked close to being a competent team this year.OM won the same amount of games this year as Arky has the past 2 combined.
Arky in the past 24 months:
-4-20 overall
-0-16 in the SEC
-4-4 against G6
The only truthful thing you even said was that you're clearly biased
Posted on 12/5/19 at 2:39 pm to iHatecowbells
You're under sanctions from rampant cheating, your previous coach was busted for hookers, the Laremy Tunsil draft night debacle, your chancellor and AD hires, your team sucks, piss and miss, and to top it all off you're in MISSISSIPPI!
Sorry, but the whole picture is more than just wins and losses for 2 seasons.
Sorry, but the whole picture is more than just wins and losses for 2 seasons.
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