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What are you thankful for, Ranters?
Posted on 11/22/17 at 2:14 pm
Posted on 11/22/17 at 2:14 pm
I am thankful Butch Jones suck arse.
I am thankful Mizzou is 0-10 vs Kentucky in basketball...extra thankful, Mizzou has lost 3 straight in football to Kentucky.
I am thankful South Cackalacka seems to Herp Derp 4 straight vs Kentucky in football.
I am thankful the SEC got to see the future of awesomeness of Kentucky Baseball team.
I just thankful of Chicken has created this site to allow us have the shite show and entertain us everyday.
Happy Gooble Day Frickers and some of you Eat a bag and choke on it!
I am thankful Mizzou is 0-10 vs Kentucky in basketball...extra thankful, Mizzou has lost 3 straight in football to Kentucky.
I am thankful South Cackalacka seems to Herp Derp 4 straight vs Kentucky in football.
I am thankful the SEC got to see the future of awesomeness of Kentucky Baseball team.
I just thankful of Chicken has created this site to allow us have the shite show and entertain us everyday.
Happy Gooble Day Frickers and some of you Eat a bag and choke on it!
This post was edited on 11/22/17 at 2:15 pm
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Posted on 11/22/17 at 2:14 pm to WildcatMike
For football
Posted on 11/22/17 at 2:15 pm to WildcatMike
I’m thankful for that awesome troll Errewereere.
Not.
But seriously I’m thankful that we’re not 8-4 like every major sports network said we would.
Not.
But seriously I’m thankful that we’re not 8-4 like every major sports network said we would.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 2:17 pm to diddlydawg7
Chip Kelly
Posted on 11/22/17 at 2:17 pm to WildcatMike
I am thankful for the Iron Bowl so I can hear a bunch of mouth breathing rednecks bark hick shite at each other without having a knowledgeable grasp on the sport.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 2:20 pm to WildcatMike
I am thankful Mal Moore ( may he Rest In Peace) went down to Miami and hired Coach Saban.
I am thankful Rich Rodriguez turned down the Bama job.
I am thankful that Bama will beat the hell out of Kentucky in basketball for the SEC Tournament Championship and right after that Coach Avery Johnson will have coitus with Ashley Judd on the floor of Rupp Arena.
I am thankful Rich Rodriguez turned down the Bama job.
I am thankful that Bama will beat the hell out of Kentucky in basketball for the SEC Tournament Championship and right after that Coach Avery Johnson will have coitus with Ashley Judd on the floor of Rupp Arena.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 2:20 pm to WildcatMike
I'm thankful god decided to #bless me with a huge penis.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 2:23 pm to Robert Goulet
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Robert Goulet
You're truly lucky then Bob. I'm hung like Michelangelo's "David".
Posted on 11/22/17 at 2:24 pm to CaptainPanic
I have a hot wife, 2 great kids, a badass ride, a great job and I take them all for granted. What I'm thankful for is Nick Saban. 
Posted on 11/22/17 at 2:25 pm to WildcatMike
I'm thankful I'm not a Pickens tech alum/inmate/inbred fan.
I'm thankful to UGA, LSU, UF and Auburn for Muschamp.
I'm thankful for the asswhoopin' we are about to unleash on the taters Saturday.
I'm thankful to UGA, LSU, UF and Auburn for Muschamp.
I'm thankful for the asswhoopin' we are about to unleash on the taters Saturday.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 2:27 pm to Robert Goulet
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I'm thankful god decided to #bless me with a huge penis.
I’m thankful that your vagectomy hysterectomy went smoothly last week.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 2:29 pm to crimson jake
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hot wife
Pics
Posted on 11/22/17 at 2:29 pm to Robert Goulet
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I'm thankful god decided to #bless me with a huge penis
Large penises make a man lazy and content. Small cocks inspire true greatness.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 2:33 pm to Carolina_Girl
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hot wife
Pics
Posted on 11/22/17 at 2:35 pm to crimson jake
quote:Sure you do, Bubba. I bet all your coworkers love you over at Pep Boys.
I have a hot wife, 2 great kids, a badass ride, a great job
Posted on 11/22/17 at 2:40 pm to CaptainPanic
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Sure you do, Bubba. I bet all your coworkers love you over at Pep Boys
No Pep Boys in Germany. BTW people who call other people "Bubba" in my experience are ignorant uncultured savages and closeted homosexuals.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 2:48 pm to crimson jake
Lazy eye or weird pic?
Posted on 11/22/17 at 2:48 pm to bamagreycoat
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Bama will beat the hell out of Kentucky in basketball for the SEC Tournament Championship
We'll see. Long time till tournament time, alotta time for the freshmen to grow up (and beat healthy). You may be begging Cal for mercy by the end of the season
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Coach Avery Johnson will have coitus with Ashley Judd on the floor of Rupp Arena.
Better be careful. Johnson will wind up like Weinstein and others. The woman is nothing if not outspoken about feminism/politics
I'm thankful for family, friends, good food, the Rant, and being able to watch UK Louisville this weekend with UK having a chance of winning.
This post was edited on 11/22/17 at 2:51 pm
Posted on 11/22/17 at 2:53 pm to deeprig9
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Lazy eye or weird pic?
LOL! A very slight lazy eye after the second glass of wine. Whatcha think Internet forum 5, maybe 6? My cars still nice though.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 3:21 pm to WildcatMike
I'm thankful for the idiots who keep me entertained by thinking Dan Mullen would leave Miss. State for a dumpster fire like Tennessee or Florida - or take a step down to go to a program like Texas A&M.
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