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We did Texas a favor.
Posted on 9/13/21 at 9:24 am
Posted on 9/13/21 at 9:24 am
Oh sure, we stomped them on national TV and the game wasn't as close as the score since we took our foot off the gas in the third quarter. We ruined the big "we're back" just two games into the season. Poor Sarkisian spent the entire game looking like he'd just discovered a cancerous boil on his pecker. Yeah. It was a pretty bad game for you boys.
But we did them a favor. Texas is used to one big OOC game and Oklahoma. Get up for those two games, or don't, and then you can just sleep walk through the Big 12. Sure you might lose to TCU or Iowa State, but you can snooze your way to 7-5 or 8-4 record and then get a cozy bowl game.
That isn't how it goes here though. Did Alabama drag you up and down the field? You better be able to bounce back quickly because you have Florida in the Swamp next week. Then the Crazy Pirate at State.
You don't really get days off in the SEC. Even the bad teams tend to be at least mildly dangerous.
So, you are welcome Texas. Just remember, half of the SEC hates you and the other half doesn't like you. Sleep walking in this conference is going to make for a looong season.
But we did them a favor. Texas is used to one big OOC game and Oklahoma. Get up for those two games, or don't, and then you can just sleep walk through the Big 12. Sure you might lose to TCU or Iowa State, but you can snooze your way to 7-5 or 8-4 record and then get a cozy bowl game.
That isn't how it goes here though. Did Alabama drag you up and down the field? You better be able to bounce back quickly because you have Florida in the Swamp next week. Then the Crazy Pirate at State.
You don't really get days off in the SEC. Even the bad teams tend to be at least mildly dangerous.
So, you are welcome Texas. Just remember, half of the SEC hates you and the other half doesn't like you. Sleep walking in this conference is going to make for a looong season.
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Posted on 9/13/21 at 9:26 am to Arksulli
Thanks for humiliating those d-bags.
Posted on 9/13/21 at 9:26 am to Arksulli
It does blow ones mind to think of all the football talent in Texas and where Arkansas's program has been. You didnt only win you dominated. Pittman is a old achool football coach and it shows.
Posted on 9/13/21 at 9:26 am to Arksulli
Posted on 9/13/21 at 9:26 am to Arksulli
The Big 12 is so bad outside of Oklahoma that Texas might end up with a decent season
Posted on 9/13/21 at 9:27 am to Arksulli
At least in Football I really think Texas is going to regret joining the SEC. I don't see them having very much success.
Posted on 9/13/21 at 9:27 am to Arksulli
I would like to think you are correct but we have heard all of their excuses. "We're back", may be placed into storage but this week you will hear "We're young".
Excuses.....they got a million of them.
Excuses.....they got a million of them.
Posted on 9/13/21 at 9:28 am to Arksulli
What should concern Texas more than the arse-whipping was Sark's 100% clueless comment about a rivalry game.
Is he stupid?
Is he stupid?
Posted on 9/13/21 at 9:28 am to Arksulli
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Florida in the Swamp next week
what? but yes UT fans are cancer
Posted on 9/13/21 at 9:40 am to Arksulli
Congrats on the win. We were soundly beaten in all three phases. Agree with others that hopefully the site of your fans rushing the field after will knock that fricktarded "They're just another game on the schedule" crap out of Sark's head.
Also, step carefully for the next few days so you don't trip over all the aggy dickriders trying to glom onto your victory.
Also, step carefully for the next few days so you don't trip over all the aggy dickriders trying to glom onto your victory.
Posted on 9/13/21 at 9:41 am to Arksulli
Damn sure did the board a favor, burnt orange bitches sure have been quiet since Saturday night.
Posted on 9/13/21 at 9:44 am to Arksulli
I texted my Longhorn buddy a kinder variation of this and he never responded lol. Are they really sure they want this shite ?
Posted on 9/13/21 at 9:44 am to Arksulli
You also did every soul in the SEC a favor. You damped down the utter BS that was threatening to cover football conversation like Kudzu.
Can you imagine this board if TX had won? OMG… it would have been a nightmare FOR YEARS as they posted hundreds of trolls using the Arkansas game as an example of their coming dominance…
It’s a wonderful how the TX posters have disappeared and shut up… even the IOUs have backed off. Now we can resume…
God… a beautiful day on the SECr dawned Sunday, the gathering darkness was lifted, rays of righteous sunlight filtered down on the promised land… wild hogs gathered and propagated like… er … wild hogs. And the clouds of evil rolled away over the horizon.
Can you imagine this board if TX had won? OMG… it would have been a nightmare FOR YEARS as they posted hundreds of trolls using the Arkansas game as an example of their coming dominance…
It’s a wonderful how the TX posters have disappeared and shut up… even the IOUs have backed off. Now we can resume…
God… a beautiful day on the SECr dawned Sunday, the gathering darkness was lifted, rays of righteous sunlight filtered down on the promised land… wild hogs gathered and propagated like… er … wild hogs. And the clouds of evil rolled away over the horizon.
Posted on 9/13/21 at 9:46 am to FluffyBunnyFeet
Yeah, aTm needs to lay low after that abysmal effort. That's the most humiliating win I've ever seen.
Posted on 9/13/21 at 10:03 am to 19
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That's the most humiliating win I've ever seen.
Aren’t LUSers cute? Imagine suffering a nationally humiliating LOSS, giving the entire conference a black eye… then trying to big dog about another team’s WIN?
I just hope those LUSer fans boating near my camp don’t hear what is being said to them…
This post was edited on 9/13/21 at 10:04 am
Posted on 9/13/21 at 10:18 am to Bama Bird
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The Big 12 is so bad outside of Oklahoma that Texas might end up with a decent season
Posted on 9/13/21 at 10:19 am to Arksulli
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Poor Sarkisian spent the entire game looking like he'd just discovered a cancerous boil on his pecker.
True Posted on 9/13/21 at 10:22 am to FluffyBunnyFeet
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Also, step carefully for the next few days so you don't trip over all the aggy dickriders trying to glom onto your victory.
Dear lord you guys are pussies
We’ll get our shot at piggie in 2 weeks
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