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Video of Chad Kelly trespassing incident

Posted on 3/20/19 at 10:27 pm
Posted by JesusQuintana
St Louis
Member since Oct 2013
33366 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 10:27 pm
Chased away by a woman with a vacuum tube lol

WAOM
Posted by Fatboy22
Birmingham AL
Member since Aug 2018
1063 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:10 pm to
Looks like designed QB run to me.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20470 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:15 pm to
#worthit
Posted by SiloamHog
Siloam Springs, AR
Member since Sep 2016
884 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:17 pm to
He coulda thrown that vacuum hose over them mountains
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37573 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:53 pm to
Napoleon Dynamite reference gets an upvote from me by gosh.

Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49072 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:57 pm to
I've seen better vacuum chases in the Quad.
Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
18190 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 12:50 am to
Is he trying to fasten his pants there at the end

Also sweet vest there partner
This post was edited on 3/21/19 at 12:50 am
Posted by JPPT1974
East TN
Member since Aug 2018
77 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 12:53 am to
Really hope he can get help. He may have a mental illness. Wow!
Posted by Bamax
Member since Dec 2018
113 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 1:21 am to
quote:

Really hope he can get help. He may have a mental illness. Wow!


As far as I know, there isn't a mental illness other than "addict", that prevents someone from seeing the whites of your eyes?

This man was so blitzed that he wandered into someone's home and thought he was somewhere else.

They found him at another location sitting in his vehicle, which he had apparently driven to escape the vacuum cleaner. He was slumped over the wheel feeling the buzz when they found him.

How in the frick he didn't also get a driving under the influence charge is a true Christmas miracle.

Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17251 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 1:23 am to
Did he play his college football at Auburn?
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
28280 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 1:24 am to
Seriously, who hasn't been shite faced and walked into the wrong house before?
Posted by Bamax
Member since Dec 2018
113 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 1:58 am to
quote:

Did he play his college football at Auburn?


Ole Miss
Posted by Bamax
Member since Dec 2018
113 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 2:04 am to
Most of us have done really stupid things while intoxicated. Not having a clue as to where you are at is one of them that I'm sure many of us can sympathize with.

But, that shite is teen-age stuff. This man is 24 years old. He's probably got a couple of kids by now, has bills to pay, family to support, etc...

By this time, he should have a sharp sense of self-respect and dignity that would warn him that losing total control is not something that can be done, ever.

Maybe, as JPPT1974 alluded to, he is retarded. That would be a different situation in that case.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
22435 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 3:02 am to
His face looks photoshopped.

If not, poor boy. Looks like his facial features are stuck on the side of a mountain and are barely hanging on or something.
Posted by Scoob
Near Exxon
Member since Jun 2009
20296 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 6:12 am to
Saddens me to see shite like this... Kelly, even more than Manziel, had NFL-potential talent. And a bloodline that likely would have opened up some chances.

Crazy to see someone like, say, Etling (minimal talent but works hard) get a spot on the bench somewhere, while dudes like this throw it away.
Posted by myflabbersghasted
Member since Jan 2019
168 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 7:03 am to
He would be the perfect subject for one of those train-wreck reality TV shows. They could call it "Swag Life" or "Hangin' with Chad".
This post was edited on 3/21/19 at 7:10 am
Posted by Whiznot
Albany, GA
Member since Oct 2013
6995 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 8:25 am to
That is one weird photo. One of Chad's eyes is higher than the other. Whatever he's taking, I don't want none.
Posted by Jjdoc
Cali
Member since Mar 2016
53435 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:19 am to
There is a video of him getting out of the police car(verifies it's him) and



AND


He is in the cell crying.... then praying....



LINK
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17716 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:23 am to
A guy who answers to "Swag" gets busted for being trashy.

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