9/29 update on the “shoe situation” in College Station

The College Station Payless is currently sold out of men’s shoes sizes 9 and under. According to Payless management, the men in the area, who have traditionally had small feet, have the highest levels of small feet seen in decades. It is now affecting the kids shoe inventory, as College Station men who are looking for small shoes for their small feet are desperate enough to shop in the kid’s section.

9/29 update: Governor Abbott has issued a state of emergency in response to the ongoing shoe crises in College Station. It’s been reported there were more shoe losses on Saturday than ever recorded in modern history, as College Station men were seen throwing their shoes into television sets throughout the 7 hour CBS broadcast of the A&M football game, where Arkansas players with normal to large sized feet repeatedly bullied the small footed counterparts from A&M.