Twas The Day Before Thanksgiving

Twas the day before Thanksgiving
And all thru the board
Not a damn soul was working
Except for the poors

Bama was fretting
All trembling and scared
Lil Nicky had caught the Covid
This shite is unfair

Aggie was pissed
And raised such a fuss
They were finally good
"Hey, look at us"

Georgia couldnt pass
That was clear to see
But they could've beat Bama
If they just had JT

Ole Miss can score
And Lane is bigger 'round
But they can't stop anyone
Or even slow them down

Ah look, here's tPirate
He's swum to the bank
But where is his ship
Damn, that bitch done sank

Mullen beat Georgia
And beat their arse bad
And the Gators are good
Now Dan is little Kirby's dad

There was high hopes
Up on Rocky Top
But the footVOLS crashed
Oh what a flop

The Cocks fired Boom
They might hire the preacher
Hopefully they can stop him
From phoning the hookers

Arky had an alpaca
And the great Titboss
But they got screwed by the refs
And it counted as a loss

Auburn wasnt bad
And they werent great
So they'll keep Gus
Just as long as it takes

LSU was garbage
Just couldnt succeed
But we all talked about
Back in 2019

Up in Columbia
Over at Mizzou
They hired a wizard
But still draw with poo

Kentucky is blah
What can I say
I forget they exist
Every other day

Vandy

Nevermind