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Tua shoulda went to Oklahoma ...
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:00 pm
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:00 pm
I'm trying to focus on Auburn this week but you Bama baws have kinda forced my hand.
So ... Tua shoulda went to Oklahoma and Jalen shoulda stayed at Bama.
Tua doesn't have the chest or ankles to play in the SEC. He's a gifted passer and a great kid. How can you not like him and how can you not pull for him to come through this ankle tightening surgery so he can at least give LSU a game? I hope he pulls through. But, Tua is a glass-jar QB. Nothing wrong with that but the SEC is the wrong place for him.
Jalen is not a gifted passer but he is very durable and is now eating up the Big 12. He is at least an elite throwing running back. Tua could have been eating up the Big 12 himself, he could have kept his ankles intact, won a Heisman or two and gotten some signing bonus money to keep his dad happy and off his arse.
Now, instead:
Jalen's gonna probably win the Heisman (Jalen's story might be too hard to overcome for Joe)
Jalen *might* win a national championship at Oklahoma to go along with his assist from 2017.
Jalen's daddy is gonna get a share of that NFL signing money.
and sadly ...
Tua's gonna miss out on the Heisman and lose it to either his backup or an LSU QB.
Tua might get to play in the Sugar Bowl or Outback Bowl but he'll likely never get another chance at a NC.
Tua's daddy is gonna be very disappointed in the lack of bonus money that Tua gets from Canadian Football League, Arena League or XFL and I don't have to tell you what that means for Tua's arse.
It's really a fricky situation if you ask me.
So ... Tua shoulda went to Oklahoma and Jalen shoulda stayed at Bama.
Tua doesn't have the chest or ankles to play in the SEC. He's a gifted passer and a great kid. How can you not like him and how can you not pull for him to come through this ankle tightening surgery so he can at least give LSU a game? I hope he pulls through. But, Tua is a glass-jar QB. Nothing wrong with that but the SEC is the wrong place for him.
Jalen is not a gifted passer but he is very durable and is now eating up the Big 12. He is at least an elite throwing running back. Tua could have been eating up the Big 12 himself, he could have kept his ankles intact, won a Heisman or two and gotten some signing bonus money to keep his dad happy and off his arse.
Now, instead:
Jalen's gonna probably win the Heisman (Jalen's story might be too hard to overcome for Joe)
Jalen *might* win a national championship at Oklahoma to go along with his assist from 2017.
Jalen's daddy is gonna get a share of that NFL signing money.
and sadly ...
Tua's gonna miss out on the Heisman and lose it to either his backup or an LSU QB.
Tua might get to play in the Sugar Bowl or Outback Bowl but he'll likely never get another chance at a NC.
Tua's daddy is gonna be very disappointed in the lack of bonus money that Tua gets from Canadian Football League, Arena League or XFL and I don't have to tell you what that means for Tua's arse.
It's really a fricky situation if you ask me.
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Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:04 pm to CFFreak
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Tua doesn't have the chest or ankles to play in the SEC.
Yet he’s 13-0 in the conference
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:05 pm to Glorious
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Yet he’s 13-0 in the conference
But because of his gimpiness, he may cost your team some wins and some hardware
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:06 pm to CFFreak
Cant lose games you miss because you are frail
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:07 pm to Nado Jenkins83
You right but your team sure can 
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:07 pm to CFFreak
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Jalen's gonna probably win the Heisman (Jalen's story might be too hard to overcome for Joe)
Negative. Oklahoma QB won't get the Heisman 3 years in a row. Also, what's so great about his story? I know of another transfer QB who wasn't given the starting job for another top 5 team who's got a strong case as well.
This post was edited on 10/22/19 at 3:08 pm
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:10 pm to CFFreak
That was one long winded garbage rant
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:12 pm to TheBaker
the SEC...so big and scary, the high ankle sprains are inevitable.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:20 pm to tmjones2
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That was one long winded garbage rant
I'm sorry your Alabama education does not allow you to read more than a couple of sentences at a time.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:25 pm to Glorious
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Yet he’s 13-0 in the conference
Yeah! And he even won us the conference championship. All by himself. Definitely did not get bailed out by Jalen. Nope.
This post was edited on 10/22/19 at 3:26 pm
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:31 pm to Big Balls
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Yeah! And he even won us the conference championship. All by himself. Definitely did not get bailed out by Jalen. Nope.
Trade it off for the win he didn't get credit for in the national championship game vs Georgia if it makes you feel better.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:37 pm to XingTheRubicon
Hell, he coulda gone to Clemson or to any team in the Pac 12. He woulda come out a lot better than playing for Saban.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:41 pm to 3down10
I do. And it does. However I have always believed that to be a NC team we would have need both Tua and Jalen.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:50 pm to CFFreak
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CFFreak
Posted on 10/22/19 at 4:06 pm to CFFreak
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Jalen's gonna probably win the Heisman (Jalen's story might be too hard to overcome for Joe)
you lost my whole interest here
Posted on 10/22/19 at 4:33 pm to Nado Jenkins83
You shoulda went to English class.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 4:34 pm to Nado Jenkins83
quote:How many games has Tua missed in his Alabama career?
Cant lose games you miss because you are frail
Posted on 10/22/19 at 5:04 pm to CFFreak
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I'm trying to focus on Auburn this week but you Bama baws have kinda forced my hand.
So ... Tua shoulda went to Oklahoma and Jalen shoulda stayed at Bama.
Tua doesn't have the chest or ankles to play in the SEC. He's a gifted passer and a great kid. How can you not like him and how can you not pull for him to come through this ankle tightening surgery so he can at least give LSU a game? I hope he pulls through. But, Tua is a glass-jar QB. Nothing wrong with that but the SEC is the wrong place for him.
Jalen is not a gifted passer but he is very durable and is now eating up the Big 12. He is at least an elite throwing running back. Tua could have been eating up the Big 12 himself, he could have kept his ankles intact, won a Heisman or two and gotten some signing bonus money to keep his dad happy and off his arse.
Now, instead:
Jalen's gonna probably win the Heisman (Jalen's story might be too hard to overcome for Joe)
Jalen *might* win a national championship at Oklahoma to go along with his assist from 2017.
Jalen's daddy is gonna get a share of that NFL signing money.
and sadly ...
Tua's gonna miss out on the Heisman and lose it to either his backup or an LSU QB.
Tua might get to play in the Sugar Bowl or Outback Bowl but he'll likely never get another chance at a NC.
Tua's daddy is gonna be very disappointed in the lack of bonus money that Tua gets from Canadian Football League, Arena League or XFL and I don't have to tell you what that means for Tua's arse.
It's really a fricky situation if you ask me.
I didn't read much of that, but let me paraphrase it for everyone:
"I'm an LSU fan trying to troll Bama fans."
Posted on 10/22/19 at 5:04 pm to Judah Mann
It may not be how you like it but I believe that is still grammatically correct.
This post was edited on 10/22/19 at 5:05 pm
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