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True Story: I just asked my 17-year-old if she wants to go to Alabama.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 3:09 pm
Posted on 3/28/20 at 3:09 pm
We are all stranded at home with nothing to do but listen to the radio.
The song Sweet Home Alabama comes on, and we were singing along. Then, I asked her if she wanted to go to Alabama. No joke, she says "no, because that's where everybody marries their cousin."
From the mouth of babes....
(and no, you can't have pics, you cradle-robbing dirty old pervs. I will fricking kill you!)
The song Sweet Home Alabama comes on, and we were singing along. Then, I asked her if she wanted to go to Alabama. No joke, she says "no, because that's where everybody marries their cousin."
From the mouth of babes....
(and no, you can't have pics, you cradle-robbing dirty old pervs. I will fricking kill you!)
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Posted on 3/28/20 at 3:10 pm to KaiserSoze99
no pics no care
Posted on 3/28/20 at 3:10 pm to KaiserSoze99
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From the mouth of babes....
Pics of babes?
Posted on 3/28/20 at 3:13 pm to KaiserSoze99
Congrats on making up a story
Posted on 3/28/20 at 3:13 pm to KaiserSoze99
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No joke, she says "no, because that's where everybody marries their cousin."
Posted on 3/28/20 at 3:16 pm to KaiserSoze99
lol that’s hilarious!!!! Haha
Posted on 3/28/20 at 3:16 pm to KaiserSoze99
Cool made up story
Posted on 3/28/20 at 3:17 pm to Hailstate15
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17-year-old
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no pics no care
Ok R. Kelly
Posted on 3/28/20 at 3:17 pm to KaiserSoze99
GOAT
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Posted on 3/28/20 at 3:18 pm to KaiserSoze99
Wow, 17 years old with that wisdom. We need to get these kids back in school ASAP or we will lose them to the welfare lines for years to come.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 3:22 pm to KaiserSoze99
At Texas A&M, as soon as gay marriage was legalized you guys passed all other SEC teams in cousin marriage.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 3:24 pm to KaiserSoze99
You kinda just called your 17 year old a babe...
Posted on 3/28/20 at 3:31 pm to KaiserSoze99
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We are all stranded at home
Always sorry for the unfortunate in these uncertain times. Hope your situation improves soon
Posted on 3/28/20 at 3:31 pm to KaiserSoze99
Hahahaha!
Posted on 3/28/20 at 3:36 pm to KaiserSoze99
quote:I thought Aggies had money?
We are all stranded at home with nothing to do but listen to the radio.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 3:45 pm to Drewbie
I know folks think this is funny, but it would NEVER be tolerated if directed toward Jews, especially Orthodox Jews, who are far more inbred, or any other group. LINK Read the study if you doubt me.
I was born and raised in Alabama, and never met someone who was married to a cousin,and only have one friend who knew about someone married to a remote relative.
I was born and raised in Alabama, and never met someone who was married to a cousin,and only have one friend who knew about someone married to a remote relative.
This post was edited on 3/28/20 at 3:55 pm
Posted on 3/28/20 at 3:53 pm to InGAButLoveBama
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I know folks think this is funny, but it would NEVER be tolerated if directed toward Jews, especially Orthodox Jews, who are far more inbred, or any other group. I was born and raised in Alabama, and never met someone who was married to a cousin,and only have one friend who knew about someone married to a remote relative.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 3:55 pm to SidewalkTiger
Read the study I linked to fool.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 3:57 pm to InGAButLoveBama
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Read the study I linked to fool.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 3:58 pm to KaiserSoze99
But she’s ok with having 2 dads huh?
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