tRant brainstorm on why Auburn won't let me back on their board

They mean

There's a new mod, so you can possibly rejoin.

Did you perform the initiation ritual?

But 99% this:

You have to post a picture of yourself with your username written on a piece of paper.

You racist? Sexist? Pacifist? A whoremonger? Democrat?

Here's hoping you figure it out.

Bless you, your anguish.

Reading and writing test required ?

I'd vouch for you.

You're an old pissed off frick, who still holds a grudge against Gus Malzahn, because his Springdale HS football teams beat the shite school your third stringer son played for. Now your purpose in life is to make the majority of your threads about Malzahn. You also hate Chad Morris because they both run no huddle hurry up spreads and are buddies.

Is this the gist of it? You're quite easy to read after analyzing your shite posts on this board the past year.

That's it. Nailed it.