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Posted on 6/14/13 at 11:59 pm
Posted on 6/14/13 at 11:59 pm
1. LSU. Good job last year, frick you. 
2. Alabama. You won another National Championship. I felt really bad after we beat you...pulling for KState & Stanford to lose just so Bama could have a chance at the title made me realize just how much luck can be a part of Saban's process.
3. Auburn. Gus knows his Offensive X's and O's, but Cam isn't walking through that door next year. Manziel is.
4. Arkansas. Your upward trend is flatter than Beliema's wife, but you'll believe anyways. Just like you believe you have more conference football championships than A&M.j
5. Mississippi State. Mullen's lost traction, and never expect an opponent to reenact a freak bowl loss. Adidas loved us more than you last year.
6. University of Mississippi. How much would Hugh pay to get the chance of putting Bo under center instead of the shotgun on 4th and short against A&M last year? Still less than Johnny has in his sofa cushions....
2. Alabama. You won another National Championship. I felt really bad after we beat you...pulling for KState & Stanford to lose just so Bama could have a chance at the title made me realize just how much luck can be a part of Saban's process.
3. Auburn. Gus knows his Offensive X's and O's, but Cam isn't walking through that door next year. Manziel is.
4. Arkansas. Your upward trend is flatter than Beliema's wife, but you'll believe anyways. Just like you believe you have more conference football championships than A&M.j
5. Mississippi State. Mullen's lost traction, and never expect an opponent to reenact a freak bowl loss. Adidas loved us more than you last year.
6. University of Mississippi. How much would Hugh pay to get the chance of putting Bo under center instead of the shotgun on 4th and short against A&M last year? Still less than Johnny has in his sofa cushions....
This post was edited on 6/15/13 at 7:40 am
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Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:02 am to Smoke Ring
We beat you in VHS this year.
frickIN DEAL WIT IT.
frickIN DEAL WIT IT.
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:04 am to Smoke Ring
Okay
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:04 am to Smoke Ring
k
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:05 am to Smoke Ring
Thanks
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:05 am to RebFeBrees
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VHS
Mind blown.
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:06 am to FourThreeForty
IKR
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:07 am to Smoke Ring
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1. LSU. Good job last year, frick you.
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made me realize just how much luck can be a part of Saban's process.
Ruh roh
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pulling for KState & Stanford to lose
Did you pull for OSU to lose in 2011? Stop it.
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3. Auburn. Gus knows his Offensive X's and O's,
Gus might be another Petrino...if he can get him a D he might be pretty dangerous.
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but you'll believe anyways.
kudos to Hogs.
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Mullen's lost traction,
He needs a win over a top team, for sure.
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6. University of Mississippi.
Might pull some one or two upsets this year.
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:09 am to Smoke Ring
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:11 am to Smoke Ring
Go to bed...you're drunk "guest in our house"
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:12 am to Smoke Ring
GFY
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:31 am to jbond
There isn't anything sweeter than Ole Miss drunken frat boy tears.
Do you REALLY believe you beat us this year? I have some chaep property for sale........
I can't wait to watch the black bears get their azz roasted in front of 109,000 maniac Aggies in 2015!
Maybe the frat boy's girlfriends will give them a sympathy bj after the game.
Do you REALLY believe you beat us this year? I have some chaep property for sale........
I can't wait to watch the black bears get their azz roasted in front of 109,000 maniac Aggies in 2015!
Maybe the frat boy's girlfriends will give them a sympathy bj after the game.
This post was edited on 6/15/13 at 12:39 am
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:33 am to Maroon Flash
quote:He is an Alabama fan?
There isn't anything sweeter than Ole Miss drunken frat boy tears.
Oh, and you're a GDI.
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:33 am to Maroon Flash
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Do you REALLY believe you beat us this year?
Do you really think it's a lock that y'all beat us this year when we return more starters than y'all?
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:37 am to mwlewis
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Oh, and you're a GDI.
Most certainly to poor to afford friends.
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:44 am to Smoke Ring
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2. Alabama. You won another National Championship. I felt really bad after we beat you...pulling for KState & Stanford to lose just so Bama could have a chance at the title made me realize just how much luck can be a part of Saban's process.
Eh. Luck plays a part in any modern national championship campaign. Even undefeated teams usually require some luck to win at least one of their games.
Hell, out of the last 7 seasons, how many national championship teams have even gone undefeated?
Still, appreciate the sentiment.
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:44 am to Patton
I live on the beach in Florida, I ain't no poor m'fer and I don't have to work either.
So gfy Ole Miss. Most unfortunately I have some OM relatives and OM people think a little too much of themselves.
After we beat you, I hope Mullen breaks it off in freeze.
So gfy Ole Miss. Most unfortunately I have some OM relatives and OM people think a little too much of themselves.
After we beat you, I hope Mullen breaks it off in freeze.
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:46 am to Maroon Flash
Freeze > Sumlin
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:47 am to Smoke Ring
quote:westerners.
Smoke Ring
Texas was bought and paid for with the lives of Alabamans, Tennesseans, Mississippians...
There are no "Texans." the myth of the Lone Star Republic is string with you. But you can't even spell "Western."
Shame.
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:49 am to Patton
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Freeze > Sumlin
True. Freeze inherited a team with 0 SEC wins and not only went bowling in his first season, he came very close to beating LSU and A&M. Not to mention how he came out of no where with recruiting success. Sumlin's recruiting well too, but that's to be expected being in charge of the 2nd most relevant program in Texas.
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