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To all MSU fans with Kids in Hoover
Posted on 5/23/19 at 12:10 pm
Posted on 5/23/19 at 12:10 pm
We need every creative mind between 13-16 years old....all professional Fortnite players wearing Maroon in the bleachers...all of the kids shanking each other over the foul balls.....the badass kid running the Ponzi Scheme with the on field kid, whom of which gathers the foul balls...these masterminds of terror...join together...to come up with something cutesy, harmless but extremely annoying....and return the favor to the whistler. A minor can get away with double homicide if he can floss correctly in public.
We need gadgets. Smoke and mirrors. We need a little Asian kid with walkie talkie, performing the operation from the belly of the beast......we need a Goonian like effort.
Fathers of whom brought their bad arse little teenager to Hoover, listen up. Go find a firework stand...arnt hard to come by, check Main Street....turn them loose up in there. Maybe add some glass and gravel to a Roaming Candle... Get these boys prepared. Tonight, you send them off to battle.
Band of Whistlers Vs Little Ninjas and the Ponzi Platoon. Can’t wait, Hail State
We need gadgets. Smoke and mirrors. We need a little Asian kid with walkie talkie, performing the operation from the belly of the beast......we need a Goonian like effort.
Fathers of whom brought their bad arse little teenager to Hoover, listen up. Go find a firework stand...arnt hard to come by, check Main Street....turn them loose up in there. Maybe add some glass and gravel to a Roaming Candle... Get these boys prepared. Tonight, you send them off to battle.
Band of Whistlers Vs Little Ninjas and the Ponzi Platoon. Can’t wait, Hail State
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Posted on 5/23/19 at 12:11 pm to tOGLettuce
State board bruh
Posted on 5/23/19 at 12:16 pm to tOGLettuce
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Fathers of whom brought their bad arse little teenager to Hoover, listen up. Go find a firework stand...arnt hard to come by, check Main Street....turn them loose up in there. Maybe add some glass and gravel to a Roaming Candle... Get these boys prepared. Tonight, you send them off to battle. Band of Whistlers Vs Little Ninjas and the Ponzi Platoon. Can’t wait, Hail State
Posted on 5/23/19 at 12:18 pm to momentoftruth87
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State board bruh
Look, Everyone wanted a piece of my shite. Just a man with a mind for victory and an arm like a fricking cannon. But sometimes when you bring the thunder, you get lost in the storm. And a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above.
Posted on 5/23/19 at 12:19 pm to tOGLettuce
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To all MSU fans with Kids in Hoover
All 5 of y'all better listen up!
Posted on 5/23/19 at 12:26 pm to BowlJackson
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All 5 of y'all better listen up!
Posted on 5/23/19 at 12:27 pm to tOGLettuce
I'd just sneak in some fox piss and dump it under his seat. That'll clear out a few folks, but it'll have his attention for awhile.
Posted on 5/23/19 at 1:09 pm to tOGLettuce
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whom of which
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Fathers of whom
Chill out bro
Posted on 5/23/19 at 1:44 pm to El Mattadorr
Posted on 5/23/19 at 3:17 pm to tOGLettuce
i'd steal my diddy's 3 wheeler and meet yabut it ain't got no tires had to burn em back in february when da heater broked.
Posted on 5/23/19 at 6:39 pm to tOGLettuce
What the frick’s a “Roaming Candle”?
Posted on 5/23/19 at 7:53 pm to lsufanz
That's how that spell Roman in MS.
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