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Tips for LSU fans on coping with a loss to MSU
Posted on 9/15/22 at 7:31 pm
Posted on 9/15/22 at 7:31 pm
Thought I’d give y’all some pointers. With the economy and supply chain issues, it’s best to plan ahead.
1. Go to your local pharmacy and buy plenty of lube. It will make it less painful for you. You may consider practicing with a butt plug between now and then to get accustomed to it. This bulldog dick can be quite girthy. I’m sure your local Aggie fans can hook you up.
2. Schedule counseling with your psychiatrist. I figure they’ll be booking up pretty fast, so the sooner the better.
3. Practice your excuses so you can cope. It’s the refs fault, we had injuries, it will take Kelly a couple years to get it right. Convincing yourself of these lies will make you feel better.
4. Refill any anxiety or depression meds you may have.
5. Start drinking now.
It’s gonna be a long weekend. I hate to see y’all suffer too much, so hope this helps
1. Go to your local pharmacy and buy plenty of lube. It will make it less painful for you. You may consider practicing with a butt plug between now and then to get accustomed to it. This bulldog dick can be quite girthy. I’m sure your local Aggie fans can hook you up.
2. Schedule counseling with your psychiatrist. I figure they’ll be booking up pretty fast, so the sooner the better.
3. Practice your excuses so you can cope. It’s the refs fault, we had injuries, it will take Kelly a couple years to get it right. Convincing yourself of these lies will make you feel better.
4. Refill any anxiety or depression meds you may have.
5. Start drinking now.
It’s gonna be a long weekend. I hate to see y’all suffer too much, so hope this helps
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Posted on 9/15/22 at 7:39 pm to deltaland
My go to is always refs.
Posted on 9/15/22 at 7:40 pm to deltaland
I’ll get mad for a half hour or so and then be right back here
Posted on 9/15/22 at 7:40 pm to deltaland
That's cute I've been drinking since this morning, pussy.
Talking a whole bunch of shite for a team that's biggest accomplishment ever is "that one year with Dak when we beat LSU and we were ranked for #1 for a week"
Talking a whole bunch of shite for a team that's biggest accomplishment ever is "that one year with Dak when we beat LSU and we were ranked for #1 for a week"
Posted on 9/15/22 at 7:43 pm to deltaland
These things absolutely never ever backfire
Posted on 9/15/22 at 7:44 pm to Solo Cam
Leave the game after the loss and sit in traffic in BR is the perfect way to forget about the game.
Posted on 9/15/22 at 7:44 pm to deltaland
It’s not that serious dude.
Posted on 9/15/22 at 7:47 pm to deltaland
Just herd your cheerleaders into the cattle trailer and come on down.
Posted on 9/15/22 at 7:48 pm to deltaland
I like your coach, so at least that is better than losing to someone else who I don't care for.
Posted on 9/15/22 at 7:54 pm to Mulkey Man
Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:04 pm to deltaland
Lol, joke's on you bitch, you're supposed to win this one. You're favored on the road against a bunch of transfers that have not played together with a new staff. If LSU wins I'm gonna celebrate the upset.
Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:04 pm to Solo Cam
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That's cute I've been drinking since this morning, pussy.
Well I have a job
Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:05 pm to deltaland
Yelling at illegals?
Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:06 pm to deltaland
I jumped straight to step 5
Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:09 pm to deltaland
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Go to your local pharmacy and buy plenty of lube. It will make it less painful for you. You may consider practicing with a butt plug between now and then to get accustomed to it. This bulldog dick can be quite girthy. I’m sure your local Aggie fans can hook you up.
You know an oddly large amount about this.
Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:16 pm to Srbtiger06
Have you ever watched MSU football? We are familiar
Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:18 pm to ACCLover
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Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:20 pm to deltaland
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Well I have a job
Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:21 pm to Solo Cam
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Talking a whole bunch of shite for a team that's biggest accomplishment ever is "that one year with Dak when we beat LSU and we were ranked for #1 for a week"
Keep coping with the past. We’re just talking about the arse kicking y’all are gonna get similar to the last time State went to BR.
Posted on 9/15/22 at 8:27 pm to Wolfhound45
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40-3
End of Miami’s program tbh
This post was edited on 9/15/22 at 8:28 pm
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