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This Saturday, LSU will take a loss for the entire state of Alabama
Posted on 12/2/20 at 8:27 am
Posted on 12/2/20 at 8:27 am
Friends, I just returned from a late breakfast with Coach O (we both rise at 3:30AM sharp).
Coach stated to me that he will take an arse kicking this weekend for the greater good of the state of Alabama. From the white sands of Gulf Shores, to the hills of Huntsville, all will rejoice. He knows that the state of Alabama wouldn't be able to bear the strain of a worldwide pandemic as well as two straight losses to LSU.
He fears the Bammer tears would wash Lower Alabama right off into the Gulf of Mexico.
Mutt dogs will go unkicked, sister wives wont be beaten, trailer walls will go unpunched, lives will literally be saved when the RTW?FU! curse is finally lifted.
I for one applaud this fine act of Cajun courage and nominate Coach O to receive the Nobel Peace Prize for his selfless contribution to the greater good of humanity, please upvote and downvote if you agree.
Coach O, the world isn't worthy of a man like you, a man who wants everyone to have their own bowl of gumbo and to drive their own Hummer. A man who wishes peace and charity for all.
ETA: Please no melts, this is a topic of positivity and light.
Coach stated to me that he will take an arse kicking this weekend for the greater good of the state of Alabama. From the white sands of Gulf Shores, to the hills of Huntsville, all will rejoice. He knows that the state of Alabama wouldn't be able to bear the strain of a worldwide pandemic as well as two straight losses to LSU.
He fears the Bammer tears would wash Lower Alabama right off into the Gulf of Mexico.
Mutt dogs will go unkicked, sister wives wont be beaten, trailer walls will go unpunched, lives will literally be saved when the RTW?FU! curse is finally lifted.
I for one applaud this fine act of Cajun courage and nominate Coach O to receive the Nobel Peace Prize for his selfless contribution to the greater good of humanity, please upvote and downvote if you agree.
Coach O, the world isn't worthy of a man like you, a man who wants everyone to have their own bowl of gumbo and to drive their own Hummer. A man who wishes peace and charity for all.
ETA: Please no melts, this is a topic of positivity and light.
This post was edited on 12/2/20 at 8:38 am
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Posted on 12/2/20 at 8:28 am to SidewalkTiger
It’s happening!!!
Posted on 12/2/20 at 8:30 am to Alyosha
I pray you finally find peace and wellbeing in this tumultuous time.
Posted on 12/2/20 at 8:31 am to SidewalkTiger
When Sidewalk is doing ‘shrooms, he becomes Dear Abby. Or Jim Bakker.
Posted on 12/2/20 at 8:33 am to SidewalkTiger
over 16,000 posts in less than a year
You should really stop stealing time from your employer
Hourly wage or salary doesn't matter. Get to work.
You should really stop stealing time from your employer
Hourly wage or salary doesn't matter. Get to work.
Posted on 12/2/20 at 8:37 am to SidewalkTiger
LSU has no choice.
Did you advise coach O to opt out?
For the greater good? For the people of the state of La.?
This upcoming obliteration of the LSU football team will wreck the psyche and self esteem of the children of that state, and they will carry the scars for life.
Its such a shame.
Did you advise coach O to opt out?
For the greater good? For the people of the state of La.?
This upcoming obliteration of the LSU football team will wreck the psyche and self esteem of the children of that state, and they will carry the scars for life.
Its such a shame.
Posted on 12/2/20 at 8:39 am to SidewalkTiger
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Please no melts
To be fair, you started one first
Posted on 12/2/20 at 8:40 am to SidewalkTiger
fried!
Posted on 12/2/20 at 8:42 am to BLG
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over 16,000 posts in less than a year
You should really stop stealing time from your employer
Hourly wage or salary doesn't matter. Get to work.
Sir,
I usually find that when one man worries about how another man spends his time and/or money, the first man is quite unfulfilled and unhappy with his own pursuits.
Please seek help!
Respectfully,
SidewalkTiger
Posted on 12/2/20 at 8:43 am to SidewalkTiger
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He fears the Bammer tears would wash Lower Alabama right off into the Gulf of Mexico
I see no problem here.
Posted on 12/2/20 at 8:44 am to SidewalkTiger
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I usually find that when one man worries about how another man spends his time and/or money, the first man is quite unfulfilled and unhappy with his own pursuits.
I usually find that when a man posts over 16,000 times a year on a trash talk message board he has no life
This post was edited on 12/2/20 at 8:45 am
Posted on 12/2/20 at 8:44 am to SidewalkTiger
16k post.....sport you might want to take a few days off
Posted on 12/2/20 at 8:44 am to SidewalkTiger
Or maybe this said one man needs to supersize his fries but you won’t get off your damn phone!
Posted on 12/2/20 at 8:48 am to Alyosha
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Or maybe this said one man needs to supersize his fries but you won’t get off your damn phone!
I wouldn't think fast phone employees are allowed to have their phones during work hours.
Can Internet Poster BLG advise us of the fast food employment guidelines?
Posted on 12/2/20 at 8:49 am to SidewalkTiger
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Friends, I just returned from a late breakfast with Coach O (we both rise at 3:30AM sharp).
Coach stated to me that he will take an arse kicking this weekend for the greater good of the state of Alabama. From the white sands of Gulf Shores, to the hills of Huntsville, all will rejoice. He knows that the state of Alabama wouldn't be able to bear the strain of a worldwide pandemic as well as two straight losses to LSU.
He fears the Bammer tears would wash Lower Alabama right off into the Gulf of Mexico.
Mutt dogs will go unkicked, sister wives wont be beaten, trailer walls will go unpunched, lives will literally be saved when the RTW?FU! curse is finally lifted.
I for one applaud this fine act of Cajun courage and nominate Coach O to receive the Nobel Peace Prize for his selfless contribution to the greater good of humanity, please upvote and downvote if you agree.
Coach O, the world isn't worthy of a man like you, a man who wants everyone to have their own bowl of gumbo and to drive their own Hummer. A man who wishes peace and charity for all.
ETA: Please no melts, this is a topic of positivity and light.
Seems like a long-winded way to say you are about to take an azz-whipping and like it?
Posted on 12/2/20 at 9:04 am to SidewalkTiger
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Friends, I just returned from a late breakfast with Coach O (we both rise at 3:30AM sharp)
Nice that a couple gets out of bed at the same
time; makes for better compatibility in the
relationship. Not trying to get personal but
what happened to Bayou Eddie's opposite sex
summer squeeze ? Just a cover ?
Posted on 12/2/20 at 9:05 am to SidewalkTiger
tldr
I stopped at LSU will take a loss...
I stopped at LSU will take a loss...
Posted on 12/2/20 at 9:10 am to BamaRoo
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