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The "warped fantasy of Auburn football".

Posted on 12/14/20 at 11:36 am
Posted by BamaGradinTn
Murfreesboro
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 11:36 am
Dan Wolken. Gotta love him.

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Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 11:36 am to
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But unlike most Auburn regimes, there was no major public scandal

Oof.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 11:37 am to
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Dan Wolken.


He blocked me on Twitter a long time ago. I didn't know he writes for newspapers in addition to shitposting on Twitter.
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
5876 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 11:38 am to
Who?
Posted by Murph4HOF
A-T-L-A-N-T-A (that's where I stay)
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 11:39 am to
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His recruiting classes hadn’t slipped below the historical norm.
Oof
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 11:43 am to
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Dan Wolken


Thanks for saving me from giving that anal wart a click.
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21202 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 11:44 am to
If Dan Wolken thinks 43rd isn’t slipping below the norm for Auburn then he’s high as frick.
This post was edited on 12/14/20 at 11:45 am
Posted by allin2010
Auburn
Member since Aug 2011
18149 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 11:46 am to
Completely out of of touch with reality.
Posted by chillmonster
Atlanta, GA
Member since Dec 2018
5072 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 11:48 am to
How many Bama losses in a row before this next guy gets fired?
Posted by Leto II
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 11:49 am to
Gus hasn’t been trending down in recruiting because I believe last years class may have been his best, but this year is one of the worst I’ve seen.
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 11:49 am to
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How many Bama losses in a row before this next guy gets fired?

We are talking about Auburn, not Georgia. We can actually beat Alabama occasionally
This post was edited on 12/14/20 at 11:50 am
Posted by chillmonster
Atlanta, GA
Member since Dec 2018
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 11:51 am to
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We are talking about Auburn, not Georgia. We can actually beat Alabama occasionally



Gus could for sure.
Posted by JesusQuintana
St Louis
Member since Oct 2013
33366 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 11:52 am to
I’d love to laugh at any of you guys, but Wolken is such a hair covered turd that I refuse to read that
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21202 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 11:52 am to
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Gus could for sure.

So did Tuberville, Bowden, Dye. Hell Chizik even won one.
Posted by Bham Bammer
Member since Nov 2014
14470 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 11:53 am to
He's not wrong. Auburn for it's life wins 63% of its games but the fans think Gus, who won 66% of his games at AU, is borderline retarded.
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
64883 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 11:53 am to
Dan Wolken can eat shite.

ETA: I don't care if he makes fun of Auburn in this article, that man did more to sabotage the 2020 college football season than any other sportswriter out there. His opinion on football is completely dead to me.
This post was edited on 12/14/20 at 12:02 pm
Posted by GusAU
Member since Mar 2014
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 11:54 am to
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Gus could for sure.

And Gene and Tommy and Terry and Pat.....
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21202 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 11:56 am to
Now tell me what the previous 4 coaches posted for records on the road vs their rivals? I assure you they all at least won one fricking game on the road.
Posted by C Nite
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Member since Dec 2020
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Posted on 12/14/20 at 11:58 am to
The warped fantasy of Auburn is that in their minds, they should be on the level of Alabama. Competing for National Titles on a yearly basis.

Nothing could be more delusional or further from the truth. They always have been and always will be the little step-child in this state. Their singular reason for existing is to "Beat Bama", as the sign states in their media room.

They won't hire anyone of great quality. Stoops, Meyer, Kiffin, none of them are coming. Fantasies and delusions that are far removed from the real world.
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21202 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 11:59 am to
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The warped fantasy of Auburn is that in their minds, they should be on the level of Alabama. Competing for National Titles on a yearly basis.

Oh shut the frick up. That isn’t true at all.
Auburn is a top-15 program historically and we aren’t there right now.
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