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The updated Tennessee Hot Board assuming UGA will mollywhop VOLS this weekend

Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:40 pm
Posted by David Ricky
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Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:40 pm
Tier I
1. Jon Gruden, MNF superstar & Super Bowl Winner. Owns land in East Tennessee
2. Chip Kelly, Elite offensive mind
3. Bob Stoops, Elite defensive mind

Tier II
4. Bobby Petrino, HC Louisville
5. Lane Kiffin, HC FAU, misses VOLS per back channels
6. Gary Patterson, HC TCU
7. Chris Petersen, HC Washinton
8. Dan Mullen, HC Mississippi State
9. Mike Gundy, HC Oklahoma State
10. Willie Taggart, HC Oregon
11. Justin Fuente, HC Virginia Tech

Tier III
12. Jeff Brohm, HC Purdue
13. Tee Martin, OC USC and NC winning VOLS QB
14. Les Miles, Former HC LSU
15. Jim Bob Cooter, OC Detroit Lions

Tier IV
16. PJ Fleck, HC Minnesota
17. David Cutcliffe, HC Duke
18. Brent Venables, DC Clemson
19. Mike Norvell, HC Memphis

Tier Wildcard
20. Phillip Fulmer, National Championship winning former VOLS coach and biological father of the Alabama Crimson Tide
This post was edited on 9/27/17 at 9:36 am
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71139 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:41 pm to
The correct answer is poop on a stick.
Posted by David Ricky
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Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

The correct answer is poop on a stick.


quote:

Arkansas Fan


Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
29645 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:43 pm to
how is Les Miles in a lower tier than Bobby Petrino
Posted by David Ricky
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Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:44 pm to
Petrino is a better coach that Miles imo
Posted by UAtide11
Member since Apr 2014
2190 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:45 pm to
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9. Justin Fuente, HC Virginia Tech


All things considered, Virginia Tech on 9/26/2017 is a better job than Tennessee. It hasn't always been this way, and it may not be this way for much longer, but VT is a better job than UT right now
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:46 pm to
I don't see Derek Dooley on this list? I think you forgot to add him in Tier II.
Posted by Dr Dawg
Toccoa, Ga
Member since Feb 2011
283 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:46 pm to
They'll never go down the Lane Kiffen road again.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24933 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:46 pm to
My guess is Tee Martin.
Posted by mountain D values
VOLS
Member since Aug 2017
3211 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:47 pm to
Lol not a chance
Posted by David Ricky
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Member since Sep 2015
24170 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:49 pm to
quote:

All things considered, Virginia Tech on 9/26/2017 is a better job than Tennessee. It hasn't always been this way, and it may not be this way for much longer, but VT is a better job than UT right now


Lol you posted this with a straight face didn't you
Posted by ATLdawg25
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2014
4370 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:50 pm to
I got to #10 before I found a legitimate candidate who would want to take on the quagmire at UT
Posted by Buster180
Member since Jun 2017
1455 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:51 pm to
Thanks op, this list will be handy for when Rant posters (including VOL fans) say:

quote:

"Hurr durr who are the vawls gon get that are better than Bertch?"


In my humble opinion, both Fuente and Coach Cooter need to move up 1 tier.
Posted by David Ricky
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Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:53 pm to
Appreciate the insight, Buster. I was on the fence with those two but will edit
Posted by boston vol
Lexington-Fayette, KY
Member since Sep 2015
5557 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:53 pm to
Jesus. For as bad as UT has been the past decade, it's still a top 10-12 job. Va Tech is somewhere in the 25-30 range.
Posted by Crowknowsbest
Member since May 2012
25871 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:55 pm to
Jeremy Pruitt could be interesting in a "frick it, we're going rogue" way.
Posted by boston vol
Lexington-Fayette, KY
Member since Sep 2015
5557 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 1:55 pm to
Fuente for sure, Cooter is on the fast track to be a HC in the NFL, doubtful that he'd consider coming back.
Posted by mountain D values
VOLS
Member since Aug 2017
3211 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 2:00 pm to
Yes, if there is anything that the university of Tennessee needs, it's another god damn gump in a position of power.


If we're going coordinator route then Venables >>>>>>
Posted by S1C EM
Athens, GA
Member since Nov 2007
11585 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

5. Lane Kiffin, HC FAU, misses VOLS per back channels


Are y'all for real?
Posted by mountain D values
VOLS
Member since Aug 2017
3211 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 2:03 pm to
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