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Jack Ruby
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The true toilet bowl of the year, UCONN @ Vandy is going to be a shockingly good game
Quite possibly the two worst teams in the FBS meet Saturday for all the shite marbles when The 1-3 Vanderbilt Commodores meet the 0-5 UCONN Huskies.

Even though Vandy is favored by 14, these are shockingly, shittasticaly close.

By the metrics:

Offensive efficiency ranks

Vandy - 121st
UCONN - 122nd

Defensive Efficiency Rankings

UCONN - 124th
Vandy - 126th

Overall team efficiency rankings

UCONN - 127th
Vandy - 128th

*(out of 130 FBS teams)


There may not be a closer game all year. There are also no other teams with total rankings that bad in all of FBS. Fire up the plungers folks... This shitbowl is going to be overflowing.
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HailHailtoMichigan!
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re: The true toilet bowl of the year, UCONN @ Vandy is going to be a shockingly good game
What james franklin did at vandy was a true miracle.

his vandy teams, on paper, weren't any more talented than a typical derek mason vandy team, yet compare the results.


Slackaveli
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re: The true toilet bowl of the year, UCONN @ Vandy is going to be a shockingly good game
Vandy truly needs to be expelled from the SEC. They wouldnt even be able to be competitive against Sunbelt teams.

They keep their financials secret but they collect an equal share of money as all other members.

WHERE IS THE MONEY? It's a ponzi scheme of some kind and some folks are getting rich AF. They don't put shite back into their programs, they are just pocketing that shite.
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re: The true toilet bowl of the year, UCONN @ Vandy is going to be a shockingly good game
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SpartyGator
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re: The true toilet bowl of the year, UCONN @ Vandy is going to be a shockingly good game
Vandy will win. This UCONN team is one of the worst units ever in the history of CFB.


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viceman
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re: The true toilet bowl of the year, UCONN @ Vandy is going to be a shockingly good game


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Hawgeye
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re: The true toilet bowl of the year, UCONN @ Vandy is going to be a shockingly good game
I pointed this out yesterday, and not just about football. Minus baseball, that athletic department is warmed over doo doo.

Mens Basketball is averaging 10 wins a season the last 3 years. Football is terrible. Womens basketball is horrible.

Do they just not care about athletics in Nashville any longer?


Jack Ruby
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re: The true toilet bowl of the year, UCONN @ Vandy is going to be a shockingly good game
Name a private elitist, ivy league wannabe type of P5 school that really and truly cares about athletics besides Duke Basketball.

Stanford football? Maybe, but that program is not supported like top programs in the Big 10 or SEC. Not even close.

Vandy baseball?? They cheat, so they can get away with it. If the rest of the SEC had the scholarship advantages they had, the program would be mid - tier at best in the league.


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re: The true toilet bowl of the year, UCONN @ Vandy is going to be a shockingly good game
Teams evenly matched are always better than teams that aren't.


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Hawgeye
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re: The true toilet bowl of the year, UCONN @ Vandy is going to be a shockingly good game
Vandy baseball is negated by the whistler. So that program is dead to me.


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KellerChrystFan
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re: The true toilet bowl of the year, UCONN @ Vandy is going to be a shockingly good game
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his vandy teams, on paper, weren't any more talented than a typical derek mason vandy team


Not sure about that. He was able to steal recruits from the midstate consistently that other SEC programs wanted during his time at Vandy. That was pretty rare with Mason.


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Toroballistic
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re: The true toilet bowl of the year, UCONN @ Vandy is going to be a shockingly good game
Don't sleep on the UMass @ FSU game. Could be the best worst game of the year.


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mwlewis
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re: The true toilet bowl of the year, UCONN @ Vandy is going to be a shockingly good game
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What james franklin did at vandy was a true miracle.


Back to back 9 win seasons with bowl wins at Vandy will probably be his best coaching accomplishment of his career.


Jack Ruby
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re: The true toilet bowl of the year, UCONN @ Vandy is going to be a shockingly good game
Franklin had at least one recruiting class ranked around 21st. That's a greater accomishment than Alabama having the #1 class like 10 yrs in a row.


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td01241
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re: The true toilet bowl of the year, UCONN @ Vandy is going to be a shockingly good game
Vandy will win. Their numbers would be 20-30 places higher at least if you replace last weeks game with another team. Don’t misunderstand though these are both bottom 5 FBS teams.


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re: The true toilet bowl of the year, UCONN @ Vandy is going to be a shockingly good game
And last week gave us duke/kansas

We are not worthy


Daequalizer
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re: The true toilet bowl of the year, UCONN @ Vandy is going to be a shockingly good game
I think the tv network pays you if you tune in to this one.


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cardswinagain
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re: The true toilet bowl of the year, UCONN @ Vandy is going to be a shockingly good game
At least Duke has been decent the last decade or so. The same can't be said for the others


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