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The state of the Big Ten right now...
Posted on 12/4/22 at 4:22 pm
Posted on 12/4/22 at 4:22 pm
It's trending up! Yes, Michigan got FUKKED when the damn committee, in essence, gave GA a bye week in the semi's and made us face a tough @ss Horny Toad team. The walNUTS are a 1 trick pony, and limited offensively to passing only. Defensively, their safeties are so stupid they can't even understand simple assignments and coverage schemes.
The rest of the schedule is a B10 vs. sec beatdown. Iowa will lock down sUcK, force 2 or 3 turnovers, and beat the MildCats like 17-14. Boring game!
Bert and Illinois will run the ball up Mississippi St. soft @ss...and run, and run, and run, and run. This game will get ugly, and by quarter 4, Leach will raise the white flag. Illinois students will flock to Tampa and f*** every fat broad in the city with a cowbell on, too!
Finally, what a bad draw for the L$U Kitty Cats! O'Connell and Chuck Jones will light an average, soft Kelly defense up like a Christmas tree. Kelly is a big game choke artist, and this will be no different. Think something like Purdue winning 38-21...L$u is just fukking terrible!
You Hee Haw's better hope the Horny Toads keep MICHIGAN out of the Tournament Final...if they don't, the Big Ten will have a 4-1 record against your beloved sec conference during Bowl season! This is called a fukking REALITY CHECK!
The rest of the schedule is a B10 vs. sec beatdown. Iowa will lock down sUcK, force 2 or 3 turnovers, and beat the MildCats like 17-14. Boring game!
Bert and Illinois will run the ball up Mississippi St. soft @ss...and run, and run, and run, and run. This game will get ugly, and by quarter 4, Leach will raise the white flag. Illinois students will flock to Tampa and f*** every fat broad in the city with a cowbell on, too!
Finally, what a bad draw for the L$U Kitty Cats! O'Connell and Chuck Jones will light an average, soft Kelly defense up like a Christmas tree. Kelly is a big game choke artist, and this will be no different. Think something like Purdue winning 38-21...L$u is just fukking terrible!
You Hee Haw's better hope the Horny Toads keep MICHIGAN out of the Tournament Final...if they don't, the Big Ten will have a 4-1 record against your beloved sec conference during Bowl season! This is called a fukking REALITY CHECK!
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Posted on 12/4/22 at 4:23 pm to Blue and True
I’m just glad OSU had competition. They’ve had it so easy and only got 1 Natty out of it
Posted on 12/4/22 at 4:23 pm to Blue and True
Great story, would read again.
Posted on 12/4/22 at 4:28 pm to Mulkey Man
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Great story, would read again.
Thanks, Mulkey!
Posted on 12/4/22 at 4:30 pm to Blue and True
Welcome to what is about to be 2 blowout losses to Georgia
Posted on 12/4/22 at 4:37 pm to Blue and True
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Bert and Illinois will run the ball up Mississippi St. soft @ss...and run, and run, and run, and run.
Maybe, but I really doubt it. Seems like a good matchup for us.
Posted on 12/4/22 at 4:41 pm to kywildcatfanone
Michigan has 4 goals this year:
1. Beat Sparty Broomhead...CHECK
2. Beat the o$u walNUTS...CHECK
3. Win the B10 Championship...CHECK
4. Take Ga behind the woodshed, sodomize their QB, TE, and that Jaylamb Carter dude, take all their hopes and dreams away, and put the Natty up in the air in front of the world! Soon to be...CHECK!
MICHIGAN is a team of destiny!
1. Beat Sparty Broomhead...CHECK
2. Beat the o$u walNUTS...CHECK
3. Win the B10 Championship...CHECK
4. Take Ga behind the woodshed, sodomize their QB, TE, and that Jaylamb Carter dude, take all their hopes and dreams away, and put the Natty up in the air in front of the world! Soon to be...CHECK!
MICHIGAN is a team of destiny!
This post was edited on 12/4/22 at 4:43 pm
Posted on 12/4/22 at 4:42 pm to Blue and True
It's like you just learned to talk football smack this season.
Posted on 12/4/22 at 4:47 pm to Blue and True
Posted on 12/4/22 at 4:48 pm to Blue and True
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Take Ga behind the woodshed, sodomize their QB, TE, and that Jaylamb Carter dude
So, you’re into sodomizing dudes?
Why am I not surprised?
Posted on 12/4/22 at 4:49 pm to Blue and True
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4. Take Ga behind the woodshed, sodomize their QB, TE, and that Jaylamb Carter dude, take all their hopes and dreams away, and put the Natty up in the air in front of the world!
Bee tee dubs - would this be like the way Aidan Hutchinson and that other flash in the pan who never got his name called during the Orange Bowl failed to do, or nah?
Posted on 12/4/22 at 4:55 pm to Blue and True
Let me guess…you’re somewhere between 10 and 14 years old and your IQ hasn’t caught up?
Posted on 12/4/22 at 5:06 pm to Blue and True
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Bert and Illinois will run the ball up Mississippi St. soft @ss...and run, and run, and run, and run.
We held Bama to 24 rushing yards. Ole Miss to 78.
Good luck
Posted on 12/4/22 at 5:07 pm to Blue and True
No one is reading all that crap.
Posted on 12/4/22 at 5:09 pm to Blue and True
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sodomize their QB
Michigan fan, checks out.
Posted on 12/4/22 at 5:10 pm to VoxDawg
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Bee tee dubs - would this be like the way Aidan Hutchinson and that other flash in the pan who never got his name called during the Orange Bowl failed to do, or nah?
Call me crazy, but I believe COLLECTIVELY Michigan has a much better defense than last year, dude. With Smith, Morris, Colson, Barrett, Okie, etc. on the front end, and 2 great corners in Turner & Johnson, plus Moore playing great safety, these guys can LOCK DOWN, especially in the 2nd half.
You can throw 40 passes a game and get some yards, sure, but these dudes get real stingy in the red zone when the field shrinks...can't wait to see Sonny's strategy in the semi's against my defense, either!
Posted on 12/4/22 at 5:15 pm to Blue and True
Been there, done that, watched the Orange Bowl Champs shirt immediately move to Clearance.
Posted on 12/4/22 at 5:22 pm to Blue and True
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Michigan has 4 goals this year:
1. Beat Sparty Broomhead...CHECK
2. Beat the o$u walNUTS...CHECK
3. Win the B10 Championship...CHECK
4. Take Ga behind the woodshed, sodomize their QB, TE, and that Jaylamb Carter dude, take all their hopes and dreams away, and put the Natty up in the air in front of the world! Soon to be...CHECK!
MICHIGAN is a team of destiny!
Meth or Molly?
This post was edited on 12/4/22 at 5:23 pm
Posted on 12/4/22 at 5:22 pm to AllbyMyRelf
Posted on 12/4/22 at 5:24 pm to VoxDawg
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Been there, done that, watched the Orange Bowl Champs shirt immediately move to Clearance.
Some kids in Africa are thankful for those shirts today
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