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The rant is going to be glorious this weekend
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:48 am
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:48 am
The quad-melt will be awesome.
Tennessee is already in full-blown meltdown and is showing no signs of slowing.
Either Ole Miss will be melting over sanctions, or everyone else melting over lack of sanctions.
Auburn or UGA will be melting over losing SECCG.
Aggies or LSU will be melting over Jimbo.
Get ready baws, this will rival 1/9/12.
Tennessee is already in full-blown meltdown and is showing no signs of slowing.
Either Ole Miss will be melting over sanctions, or everyone else melting over lack of sanctions.
Auburn or UGA will be melting over losing SECCG.
Aggies or LSU will be melting over Jimbo.
Get ready baws, this will rival 1/9/12.
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Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:49 am to m45auburn
If you Barners lose the SECCG, they could also be melting about Gus going to Arky.
This post was edited on 11/30/17 at 9:51 am
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:50 am to m45auburn
It's been pretty damn solid all week 
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:50 am to m45auburn
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:51 am to m45auburn
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1/9/12
Or 10/14/17
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:51 am to m45auburn
If we're being honest, the SECCG is one of the least interesting things going on in-conference this weekend. If they had a TV channel dedicated to the UT coaching search, I would probably be watching that with the game on in the corner picture-in-picture
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:55 am to ATLdawg25
Listen to Knoxville radio instead of Gary during the game. Someone called in last night wanting Mark Mangino to coach!
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:55 am to m45auburn
Don't forget bammers melting over getting left out of the playoff.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:00 am to m45auburn
could be a quint-melt
If Bama doesn't make playoffs b/c Wisc beats OSU, then SEC fans will be melting about a non-melt from Bama fans. The top 4 teams would deserve to go and Bama wouldn't deserve to. We get that.
If Bama doesn't make playoffs b/c OSU beat Wisc and got in with 2 blowout losses including a 31 point arse kicking at the hands of a 7-5 Iowa team, there will be a Bama melt (and I'll be an active participant).
If Bama makes the playoffs, there will be some SEC fans (looking at you LSU) who will melt about them not winning division and they got a "mulligan".
If Bama doesn't make playoffs b/c Wisc beats OSU, then SEC fans will be melting about a non-melt from Bama fans. The top 4 teams would deserve to go and Bama wouldn't deserve to. We get that.
If Bama doesn't make playoffs b/c OSU beat Wisc and got in with 2 blowout losses including a 31 point arse kicking at the hands of a 7-5 Iowa team, there will be a Bama melt (and I'll be an active participant).
If Bama makes the playoffs, there will be some SEC fans (looking at you LSU) who will melt about them not winning division and they got a "mulligan".
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:00 am to m45auburn
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Aggies or LSU will be melting over Jimbo.
Nah.
If Fisher doesn’t happen, Plan B kicks in.
Regardless, Ags don’t melt.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:02 am to m45auburn
Popcorn sales will be booming 
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:04 am to m45auburn
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The quad-melt will be awesome.
Tennessee is already in full-blown meltdown and is showing no signs of slowing.
Either Ole Miss will be melting over sanctions, or everyone else melting over lack of sanctions.
Auburn or UGA will be melting over losing SECCG.
Aggies or LSU will be melting over Jimbo.
Get ready baws, this will rival 1/9/12.
What are the chances the Rant is empty on Sunday?
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:04 am to bamasgot13
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If Bama makes the playoffs, there will be some SEC fans (looking at you LSU) who will melt about them not winning division and they got yet another "mulligan".
FIFY
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:05 am to m45auburn
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LSU will be melting over Jimbo
This won't happen.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:09 am to TigerFan4040
I've seen about 5 "Jimbo isn't that good anyways" posts from LSU fans already
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:13 am to EKG
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Nah.
If Fisher doesn’t happen, Plan B kicks in.
Regardless, Ags don’t melt.
This is bullshite. I've read TexAgs before.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:14 am to wareaglepete
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Don't forget bammers melting over getting left out of the playoff.
Or LSU melting over the opposite.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:18 am to m45auburn
LSU will be melting about Jimbo ?
Uhhh no.
Uhhh no.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:24 am to SouGent
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SouGent
Job of BCS - put the 2 best teams against one another for title. It did that in 2011. You just didn't like the outcome.
Job of Playoff Committee - put the 4 best teams in the playoffs against one another. It may do that and you may not like the outcome again. FWIW, I don't know if Bama deserves to be in or not (universally viewed as the best team in country prior to their one loss on the road to a top 4 team), but I DO know that OSU doesn't deserve to be in. You can't lose by 31 to a 7-5 team - in a game in which you were dominated and QUIT - and still be rewarded with a shot at a national championship. You win the Big? Congrats. That's your reward for the year.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:49 am to m45auburn
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Listen to Knoxville radio instead of Gary during the game. Someone called in last night wanting Mark Mangino to coach!
Mangino is a hell of a coach, actually. Make fun of his appearance all you like, but goddam, he took Kansas.... KANSAS... to a prestige bowl. The problem is that he's a son of a b!+ch to play for, and makes too many enemies because of his abrasive personality. If he could ever learn to tone that down, to hell with the fat jokes, hire the guy. Opposing fans can make all the fat jokes they like as Mangino's team drops 40 points on them.
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