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The myth that Arky is melt proof because of Fat Bert
Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:25 pm
Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:25 pm
I’ve seen this a few times this offseason. Does anyone actually believe this crock of shite? That Arky has such low expectations for this season that they won’t melt. I sincerely doubt they will be melt proof when they are 8 games into the season and it is becoming apparent their coach is in over his head. Then the melt will be on
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Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:26 pm to Warrior Poet
Stupid
Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:27 pm to Warrior Poet
They had the same shite expectations last year. They got their add kicked, melted, and then just left the board all together. The ship sank and they just went away.
This post was edited on 5/14/18 at 10:29 pm
Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:27 pm to Warrior Poet
They're so used to failure, I've never seen them really melt...they just kind of simmer. 
Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:27 pm to Warrior Poet
Aggy chad gonna tear ‘em up from the inside. #theaggyway
Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:28 pm to Warrior Poet
They do melt in the game threads. They will melt the hardest as their winless conference record approaches.
This post was edited on 5/14/18 at 10:28 pm
Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:28 pm to Warrior Poet
I sort of believe it.
Melts = (Expectations - Results) x goading x preexisting-mental-fragility
If your expectations are 0 then you can't melt.
Melts = (Expectations - Results) x goading x preexisting-mental-fragility
If your expectations are 0 then you can't melt.
This post was edited on 5/14/18 at 10:30 pm
Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:29 pm to Warrior Poet
How are you gonna react when Jimbo proves to be the biggest waste of $75 Million and aggy will continue to aggy?
This post was edited on 5/14/18 at 10:45 pm
Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:29 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
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They're so used to failure, I've never seen them really melt...they just kind of simmer.
All I remember is a thread last year where some Arky poster who was clearly in tears as he typed the new thread post wrote something to the effect of “I’m so sick and tired of losing all the time.”
We could see a lot of that kind of emo shite this year if things go sideways
Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:31 pm to Farmer1906
Still here.
If this is what chicken is doing to get page views
If this is what chicken is doing to get page views
Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:31 pm to KSGamecock
But their expectations aren’t really 0. They don’t expect anything on the season, but I guarantee they expect to see a glimmer of hope and movement towards improvement. What if the opposite happens?
Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:33 pm to Warrior Poet
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“I’m so sick and tired of losing all the time.”
Yes, but this happens every year. It's like that other guy said...it's all about expectations.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:38 pm to Warrior Poet
Arkansas has gone 33-42 the past six years.
13 conference wins.
And yet a first year coach is something we can’t handle.
Bielema set all kinds of ineptitude records as HC in Arkansas program history.
13 conference wins.
And yet a first year coach is something we can’t handle.
Bielema set all kinds of ineptitude records as HC in Arkansas program history.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:55 pm to RazorHawg
I'll probably melt a few times, but I'll still be here 
This post was edited on 5/14/18 at 10:56 pm
Posted on 5/14/18 at 11:01 pm to Pygthagorean Theorem
We will fire Jimbo and pay someone else even more money.
Maybe Chad if he does good with pigs.
Maybe Chad if he does good with pigs.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 11:32 pm to pioneerbasketball
Pioneer is legit. He stuck around. He’s more than just football. He’s stupidly dedicated to game threads. I lift my glass to you, sir.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 11:33 pm to cardboardboxer
We will. We’re fricking rich. Last I heard if we light the fire places at Kyle Field with 100s. Yes, Kyle has fire places even though 90% of the games are in 90+ degree weather.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 12:04 am to Warrior Poet
melting about no melts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 12:06 am to Warrior Poet
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But their expectations aren’t really 0. They don’t expect anything on the season, but I guarantee they expect to see a glimmer of hope and movement towards improvement. What if the opposite happens?
Dude what are you talking about? Chad was a terrible hire and he'll suck it up until we fire him in 5 years. He's a loser like every other Aggie
Posted on 5/15/18 at 7:30 am to Warrior Poet
Nice melt.
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