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PokeyTiger
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THE KNEE == A Clemson Tale
THE KNEE
taken by the LSU Immortal One to end all Clemson 29-0 anguish has been the subject of many a reply by Tigers to those arrogant Clemson posers suggesting that their loss to LSU was nothing short of a total beat down. Medieval was the best word I can use after watching LSU Football for eighty years now. Clemson delusions are now being replaced with hopes that LSU will not be up to task in 2020 after placing 20 players in the pro ranks.
Their hopes are unfounded, as all the pundits are placing LSU at #4 or # 5 in early polls.

THE KNEE
was a symbol of Christian Mercy, despite that medieval beating delivered Clemson 42-25, a mirror of the beating given to Alabama a year earlier without a final crushing Clyde Edwards Helaire Exclamation Point with two minutes on the clock. At games end, the Clemson dee was out of gas, incapable of stopping CEH. Eighty percent of LSU fans wanted to score. Some even wanted Myles Brennan to come in and allow the Immortal One his ovations.
The AP Coach of the Year answered ANY questions about his character with the knee.

THE KNEE
was the ultimate Medieval gesture from one gallant coach stating that his team needed less than 60 minutes to decide a game that all pundits said would go to the final drive to be decided.

I leave all with this thought!

LSU cemented the following legacies:

• Great Number Of Burrow Records
• LSU as the One and Only True DBU
• Greatest CFB coaching staff assembled
• Greatest Number of Pros (20) from a Team

And so 2020 begins as did 2019. No one giving or wanting to give LSU a chance in this Season. We thank you! No one thrives on the disrespect of others better than LSU and Ed Orgeron. Geaux Tigers!


Glorious
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re: THE KNEE == A Clemson Tale
Gay


Ted2010
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re: THE KNEE == A Clemson Tale
You spent a lot of time of that.


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SidewalkTiger
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re: THE KNEE == A Clemson Tale
Are you older than 70?


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TigerLunatik
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re: THE KNEE == A Clemson Tale
quote:

No one giving or wanting to give LSU a chance in this Season. We thank you! No one thrives on the disrespect of others better than LSU and Ed Orgeron.

I would prefer for us to not take the Dabo pussy arse "lil ole Clemson" mantra in 2020. We're better than that.


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AHM21
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re: THE KNEE == A Clemson Tale
LSU fans and Clemson fans tarding this board up all day is why the SEC needs Bama back on top.

Two programs with new found championship success simply don't know how to handle it.


El_Tigre94
Clemson Fan
Member since Aug 2019
285 posts

re: THE KNEE == A Clemson Tale
Yes, generally a knee is taken when the game is out of reach for the opposing team. However, this is not an LSU phenomenon, you'll see a knee being taken every Saturday once the season starts to run out the clock.

Anyways, congrats on the win.


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TigerLunatik
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Member since Jan 2005
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re: THE KNEE == A Clemson Tale
quote:

Two programs with new found championship success



Trying just a little too hard on this one.


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Ted2010
Alabama Fan
Member since Oct 2010
24711 posts

re: THE KNEE == A Clemson Tale
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Two programs with new found championship success simply don't know how to handle it.


Absolutely. And ole Pokey here is like:
Image: https://i.imgur.com/hXY7KUB.gif


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PokeyTiger
LSU Fan
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1135 posts

re: THE KNEE == A Clemson Tale
Let me reply to All!
Thanks for reading!


quote:

Gay


To Glorious, I actually lived most my life when that word meant Happy. I am happy TY

Ted,
Took me 5 minutes to write it up! Doesn't take me too long to lay the wood to an irrelevant program like yours at Bama & their nemesis Clemson. As for looking stupid like that GIF, Saban NOT TAKING A KNEE VS MICHIGAN was one of the stupidest things ever done.
The day will come where Michigan repays that total lack of class You’re dismissed Ted! Go play in the traffic like your mom and dad used to tell you

To Sidewalk,
I’m 85 with season tickets in the West in Section 101 for many many years now.

To Tiger lunatic
quote:

would prefer for us to not take the Dabo pussy arse "lil ole Clemson" mantra in 2020. We're better than that.


It’s good enough for Coach O!

To AHM21
quote:

LSU fans and Clemson fans tarding this board up all day is why the SEC needs Bama back on top. Two programs with new found championship success simply don't know how to handle it.


Fair comment! Points that demean Bama come from “Tards”. But you responded!

Get used to Citrus Bowls. SEC doesn’t need a damned thing from Bama, now irrelevant. Mac The Joker Jones can’t save you poor Gumps from what’s coming in 2020. The next Tua is years away. Mark these words!
Bryce Jones will not float! Bahwhoosh!


El Tigre 94
quote:

Yes, generally a knee is taken when the Game is out of reach for the opposing team. However, this is not an LSU phenomenon, you'll see a knee being taken every Saturday once the season starts to run out the clock.

Anyways, congrats on the win.

Thank You!
You’re Welcome!

Don’t expect Saban coaches teams to take a knee. But then, they won’t be playing you again this decade.

Only LSU has the guts to schedule Clemson

See you in the Playoffs for the next several years as the best team in the SEC!

See you in 2024 and 2025 first game!


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Ted2010
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Member since Oct 2010
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Ted, Took me 5 minutes to write it up! Doesn't take me too long to lay the wood to an irrelevant program like yours at Bama & their nemesis Clemson. As for looking stupid like that GIF, Saban NOT TAKING A KNEE VS MICHIGAN was one of the stupidest things ever done. The day will come where Michigan repays that total lack of class You’re dismissed Ted! Go play in the traffic like your mom and dad used to tell you


Oh you’re a retard. Bless your retarded heart, you’s such a special little man. Yes you are.


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LSUNV
LSU Fan
Whoopassville
Member since Feb 2011
19537 posts

re: THE KNEE == A Clemson Tale
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LSU fans and Clemson fans tarding this board up all day is why the SEC needs Bama back on top




Nobody needs Bama on top more than Bama fans! Without Bama football life in Bama is no life at all


whatkindanameiskirby
Georgia Fan
Member since Aug 2016
1622 posts

re: THE KNEE == A Clemson Tale
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Only LSU has the guts to schedule Clemson


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PokeyTiger
LSU Fan
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1135 posts

re: THE KNEE == A Clemson Tale
If GA scheduled Clemson my apologies


Nado Jenkins83
LSU Fan
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
46295 posts

re: THE KNEE == A Clemson Tale
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Nobody needs Bama on top more than Bama fans! Without Bama football life in Bama is no life at all

Death tolls are lower when bama wins....fact


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The_Ultimate_Warrior
Columbia Fan
Member since Mar 2019
3839 posts

re: THE KNEE == A Clemson Tale
I enjoy your well thought out posts, Pokey. Keep up the great work!


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LSU Fan
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Member since Nov 2007
22263 posts

re: THE KNEE == A Clemson Tale
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LSU fans and Clemson fans tarding this board up all day is why the SEC needs Bama back on top.


Do you find yourself googling Brokeback Mountain montages?
Are you fighting the urge for racist tweets?

I say this out of concern, Bro...you need to get tested for TEXFAGID 7-50.


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Oswald31
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PokeyTiger
LSU Fan
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1135 posts

re: THE KNEE == A Clemson Tale
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Oh you’re a retard. Bless your retarded heart, you’s such a special little man. Yes you are.


Thanks Ted, much appreciated! Ted, because you are Special Too and care soooooo much!

HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION
BONUS QUESTION


Instructions:
Up arrow for yes
Dn arrow for NO

Situation: In a fairytale universe, Saban led the Crimson Tide to glory in the 2019 season championship game after utter humiliation by Clemson 44-16 the year before. Saban has his team 1st and goal on the Clemson three yard line with two minutes remaining and the Clemson defense COMPLETELY GASSED with a 42-25 lead.

It’s a foregone conclusion that Saban would have had Najee Harris run and score 6 to make it 48 points because he has zero class and because he did the same against Mich in the Citrus!

THE REAL QUESTION: DOES SABAN GO FOR 2 TO HANG 50 ON DABO

Up arrow is YES
Dn arrow if you think NO



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