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The infamous Death Valley piss balloon
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:39 am
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:39 am
We have a little pregame nonsense from our rivals that will probably need to be addressed and corrected this Saturday. Piss balloons are the perfect answer to the problem. Searching, Google found 8 or 10 posts on the Rant talking about the use of this item, but I couldn't find one detailing the method of manufacture. Since you people seem to be the world's leading authority, would someone describe the best way to create them? TIA.
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Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:41 am to Priapus
Piss in a balloon
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:43 am to Priapus
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Since you people seem to be the world's leading authority, would someone describe the best way to create them?
If you have to ask this, you're not ready.
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:46 am to Priapus
It's a myth. This would be a fairly serious assault charge for anyone doing it.
Besides, they don't make balloons small enough for LSU fans to get a proper seal to fill them.
Besides, they don't make balloons small enough for LSU fans to get a proper seal to fill them.
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:50 am to Priapus
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you people
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:51 am to Tridentds
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Besides, they don't make balloons small enough for LSU fans to get a proper seal to fill them.
You been looking at a lot of LSU fans' dicks?
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:51 am to Priapus
Piss balloon apparatus
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:53 am to Priapus
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:53 am to Not Cooper
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Piss in a balloon
Yeah, but how do you get the poop nuggets in them?
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:54 am to NYCAuburn
Piss balloon technology has come a long way since I was at LSU.
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:54 am to Priapus
According to some Aubie folk lore, we have the best piss balloons and the best spitters in the land.
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:54 am to Priapus
First you make a roux...
Posted on 11/25/19 at 8:55 am to Dallasgrowl
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us Death Valley piss balloon
Piss balloon apparatus
Yep. That's the ticket. Thanks.
Posted on 11/25/19 at 9:13 am to Priapus
Pee into the balloon then you gotta blow into it to add the air after.
Posted on 11/25/19 at 9:18 am to Adam Banks
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First you make a roux...
Posted on 11/25/19 at 9:24 am to Priapus
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We have a little pregame nonsense from our rivals that will probably need to be addressed and corrected this Saturday. Piss balloons are the perfect answer to the problem. Searching, Google found 8 or 10 posts on the Rant talking about the use of this item, but I couldn't find one detailing the method of manufacture. Since you people seem to be the world's leading authority, would someone describe the best way to create them? TIA.
Like a UofSC fan doesn't know how to make a piss balloon... that's rich.
Posted on 11/25/19 at 9:25 am to CivilTiger83
Only cajuns can inflate a balloon with their urinary tract. Its science
Posted on 11/25/19 at 9:34 am to Nado Jenkins83
Amazon is loaded with standard screw on water bottle nozzles that will work perfectly for this application. 
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