The history of the cow bell at State

I was wondering how this came about so i did a bit of research.

Turns out there was a fraternity on campus in the 1930's called phi gamma mu and while the football games were occurring, they would attempt to get blow jobs from the coeds under the bleachers. Each time orgasm was achieved their buddies would ring a bell. Eventually the entire stadium would get in on the act and ring bells as well. The gentleman who achieved the most bell ringing would have his name in the student paper.

The undisputed champion of receiving bellrings was a student named richard klanga, hence the knickname klanga's for the bells.

After graduation mr klanga served with distinction in ww2 and received the purple heart posthumously after being captured by the japanese, drawn and quartered and then buried in an anthill and honey poured in his remains.

His final words were
" get me the frick outa here"

In a particularly poignant tribute to him, the japanese soldiers rang bells and pleasured each other orally to commemorate the great warrior's passing.

When the enola gay passed over hiroshima on august 6 1945 the japanese rang bells as they mistakenly thought the plane carried richard klanga's remains and they would have to fear him no longer.

The rest is history.

So klanga my friends, klanga klanga.