The Harry Rex Vonner tRant Most Triggered Posters Top Ten

Honorable mention because I’ve not seen him lately is “blrz” (Blazer)

There’s one girl I would include, but I won’t because I’m a southern boy with manners and I don’t pick on girls since they get their feelings hurt too easily


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10. Sky Raper – the rich man’s Bowl Jackson, since I think Bowl is black and poor, and an obvious lefty, so Sky Raper is the rich white boy who scores off following Bowl around and doing virtue signaling.

9. the new whiner bitch from Aggy named Black Gloves or whatnot – been here 5 minutes and he’s so, so, so unhappy with the process (at least Crunchy Vol left)

8. Serraneax. I don’t personally dislike Serraneax, and I’m worried about him. He bought all that stock in Stucky’s Convenience Stores, and I know he’s been depressed since the widely reported failure of Pecan Logs.

7. 3rd and 10 from gump – past film credits include “Percy” from The Green Mile

6. Rambo Mizzou – supposedly a political conservative, but obviously giving Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney double head, so…

5. Kelli Chrissy Vol – the biggest pussy in the entire North American Appalachian Mountain region

4. Sad UCF – passive aggressive psychopath. If a serial killer starts happening in Orlando, I’ll be googling the Orlando 1-800 tip line with some info

3. Aggie Hank – this debauched pathological lying town cryer only occasionally ventures into tRant from Politics, but…so…he must be included here. Aggie Hank is not Caligula, but he wants to be.

2. BLG-BLM – very creative screenname from a dipshit gump stalker with a fully stocked Cheetos cabinet. We often joke about posters living in mommy’s back bedroom. On this one, we’re not joking.

1. Texag7/atmboy/cajunbama - just