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The Harry Rex Vonner Most Despicable SEC Football Programs Way-Too-Early 2024 Rankings

Posted on 2/15/23 at 10:07 am
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35804 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 10:07 am
1. Auburn - destroy lives with libelous slander of a sexual nature, then hire the prostitute-for-recruits-guy


2. Tennessee - UT continues to "cough-cough" when skipping past the topic of *The Unnamed Booster*


3. Oklahoma - always continue propping up Bob Stoops in the media as an icon of the program after he covered up a little girl being decked with a Mike Tyson roundhouse punch by an OU player, and resigned over it, and acted like it was a normal resignation...in June...


4. Texas - students sell dildos and lick dildos at tu lemonade stands



5. Alabama
5. Arkansas
5. Florida
5. Georgia
5. Kentucky
5. LSU
5. Miss State
5. Mizzou
5. Ole Miss
5. South Carolina
5. Texas A&M
5. Vanderbilt
This post was edited on 2/15/23 at 10:09 am
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49073 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 10:09 am to
These are getting better. You should definitely win Poster of the Year.
Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
30674 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 10:09 am to
quote:

5. Texas A&M
5. Vanderbilt


Be honest, you put these two last because you forgot they were in the SEC?
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
20331 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 10:09 am to
It only took about 8 years but a well thought out and fact based post from you. Nicely done.

Already looking forward to a post by you in 2031.
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21227 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 10:10 am to
What's your beef with Auburn lately? Figured you let that shite go when Gus was fired?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54616 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 10:14 am to
Thank god you said the SEC, probably none of them make the Top 10 nationally

UNCheats - massive academic fraud over decades
U$C - when you have to cheat at women's water polo you have lost control
Rapelor - worst rape scandal over at least a decade
Pedo State - needed to castrate that dude
Michigan State - was it women's gymnastics that was messed up
UCLA - In bed with organized crime and still kept their Natty's
etc, etc

Honorable mention to the PCC that was so filled with cheating they had to disband it. Oddly the 2 former members who were not cheating were not asked to join the PAC
Posted by Quicksilver
Poker Room
Member since Jan 2013
10744 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 10:15 am to
Harry Rex Vonner is not to be harmed
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35804 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 10:16 am to
quote:

What's your beef with Auburn lately? Figured you let that shite go when Gus was fired?




you're my boy, and I do like you all better since Gus is gone

You do realize the media has taken it easy on the Auburn/Freeze thing so far so they can cash in later. Like the media waited decades until Trump won the Republican primary, then they finally showed the Billy Bush video

Bad move by you baws


I should have ranked UT number one
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35804 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 10:19 am to
Poster of the Year 2022-23 is Cheese Grits

Posted by PeleofAnalytics
Member since Jun 2021
2725 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 10:20 am to
Doesn't Vanderbilt run some transgender clinic that works with minors? If you can get Texas for some students holding dildos I'm gonna put Vandy at #1
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35804 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 10:22 am to
quote:

Doesn't Vanderbilt run some transgender clinic that works with minors? If you can get Texas for some students holding dildos I'm gonna put Vandy at #1




shite it wouldn't surprise me

damn
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54616 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 10:27 am to
quote:

Poster of the Year 2022-23 is Cheese Grits


I am humbled by your thoughts but I just do not have any alters or good skills at trolling. I think to have a shot you need help and having good graphics skills is a plus. BLD should have won last year and did not even make the Final Four.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54616 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 10:28 am to
quote:

Doesn't Vanderbilt run some transgender clinic that works with minors?


This is happening at public and private schools across the USA

If you call out 1 school your own may be doing the same.
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 10:29 am to
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4. Texas - students sell dildos and lick dildos at tu lemonade stands
...when has this ever happened?
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
2222 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 10:37 am to
quote:

4. Texas - students sell dildos and lick dildos at tu lemonade stands
...when has this ever happened?




Oh now. Don't be mad because you missed out on the sale.
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 10:47 am to
quote:

Oh now. Don't be mad because you missed out on the sale.
There's never been a sale?

Don't be mad because you were already caught practicing your... freedom of speech
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
5785 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 10:50 am to
Great Post, would read again!!
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17251 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 10:51 am to
I bought two. You can have one if you say please.
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Arkansas
Member since Jun 2009
13145 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 10:55 am to
quote:

You should definitely win Poster of the Year.

Not really close either. HRV brings the heat and keeps the pinko commies in line.
Posted by paperwasp
11x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
22975 posts
Posted on 2/15/23 at 10:58 am to
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Most Despicable SEC Football Programs
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1. Auburn
2. Tennessee

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