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antibarner
Alabama Fan
Member since Oct 2009
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The Contest to Rename LSU Athletic Teams.

Since you people like contests so much, here's one that's long long overdue.

We all know where the Tiger mascot comes from referring to LSU Athletics...that stalwart unit that fought for General Lee in the Army of Northwrn Virginia. This is 2022 and the SJW's and LGBTQEIEIO's aren't going to stand for this much longer, so we might as well beat them to the punch and decide what the new name is going to be.


The winner gets the Willy Taylor Trophy, a massive plastic purple Corndog, and status as an honorary member of ANTIFA.

I cast the first vote, for the LSU Lily Pads.
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Mulkey Man
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The online petition did not make much headway.


antibarner
Alabama Fan
Member since Oct 2009
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They haven't really gotten around to you yet but they will. When they do we need to be ready.


MullenBoys
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the SJW's and LGBTQEIEIO's aren't going to stand for this much longer,


I laughed, but you're right, it's only a matter of time.


antibarner
Alabama Fan
Member since Oct 2009
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I'm not kidding. We still have R.E. Lee elementary School here and some of the easily offended tried to sneak a name change through a couple years ago.

They pissed everyone off by the way they went about it and got their hands slapped, but they will be back.


Mulkey Man
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They haven't really gotten around to you yet but they will. When they do we need to be ready.


I don’t have a problem with some of the teams changing mascots which were antiquated. Rebels seems a lot more problematic than Tigers.
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antibarner
Alabama Fan
Member since Oct 2009
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I laughed at a list of African Tribal names for their teams that were competing in events they were having that I read about a couple of years ago.Some of the translations were interesting

Anyone want to suit up for the Penises?
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WilliamTaylor21
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Mulkey Man
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I laughed at a list of African Tribal names for their teams that were competing in events they were having that I read about a couple of years ago. Anyone want to suit up for the Penises?


I read the women’s team is the Crimson Tide, named after their menstruation.


MullenBoys
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Member since Apr 2014
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I'm not kidding. We still have R.E. Lee elementary School here and some of the easily offended tried to sneak a name change through a couple years ago. They pissed everyone off by the way they went about it and got their hands slapped, but they will be back.


Oh I know, believe me I know. The only satisfaction I get with celebs and woke companies supporting that shite is when they themselves become victims of the radical left wing woke group. Then it's fking hilarious!

This is the funniest video mocking woke ever. LINK


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antibarner
Alabama Fan
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They don't let women play you know that. They know the difference between sexes too imagine that.

Willy stealing ideas from an earlier post. That's why the trophy is named after him.


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five_fivesix
Alabama Fan
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This is different. Could be an interesting thread. Will follow.

How’s about the Fighting Nutria? Mean, ugly and tasty.


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1BIGTigerFan
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Are you gay?


EarlyCuyler3
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I read the women’s team is the Crimson Tide, named after their menstruation.


Pretty shameful, just returning from a ban for racism and already you're breaking out the sexism.



tygerphan
LSU Fan
LA
Member since Oct 2009
2186 posts

Sounds like you had the funnest Saturday night ever. Midnight on the weekend and LSU obsession kicks in. I feel sorry for you.


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swinetime
Arkansas Fan
Member since Apr 2013
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Since gators have already been taken my vote is for Nutria


antibarner
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Are you gay?


This coming from Willy's oral swelling reduction partner


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Sleepy_Tiger
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I’m sure the sound is a little more clever and witty in your head


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skrayper
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The Carole Baskins?


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Colonel Ingus
Texas A&M Fan
Houston
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4536 posts

We are pleased to present to you the Fighting’ Corndogs of LSU



and the new mascot, Mike the Bi-racial LGBTQ+ Corndog with a giant stick up his ass. Mike was Michelle before he started identifying as a gay male Corndog.

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