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The Contest to Rename LSU Athletic Teams.
Posted on 7/24/22 at 12:00 am
Posted on 7/24/22 at 12:00 am
Since you people like contests so much, here's one that's long long overdue.
We all know where the Tiger mascot comes from referring to LSU Athletics...that stalwart unit that fought for General Lee in the Army of Northwrn Virginia. This is 2022 and the SJW's and LGBTQEIEIO's aren't going to stand for this much longer, so we might as well beat them to the punch and decide what the new name is going to be.
The winner gets the Willy Taylor Trophy, a massive plastic purple Corndog, and status as an honorary member of ANTIFA.
I cast the first vote, for the LSU Lily Pads.
We all know where the Tiger mascot comes from referring to LSU Athletics...that stalwart unit that fought for General Lee in the Army of Northwrn Virginia. This is 2022 and the SJW's and LGBTQEIEIO's aren't going to stand for this much longer, so we might as well beat them to the punch and decide what the new name is going to be.
The winner gets the Willy Taylor Trophy, a massive plastic purple Corndog, and status as an honorary member of ANTIFA.
I cast the first vote, for the LSU Lily Pads.
This post was edited on 7/24/22 at 12:04 am
Posted on 7/24/22 at 12:02 am to antibarner
The online petition did not make much headway.
Posted on 7/24/22 at 12:04 am to Mulkey Man
They haven't really gotten around to you yet but they will. When they do we need to be ready.
Posted on 7/24/22 at 12:07 am to antibarner
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the SJW's and LGBTQEIEIO's aren't going to stand for this much longer,
I laughed, but you're right, it's only a matter of time.
Posted on 7/24/22 at 12:09 am to MullenBoys
I'm not kidding. We still have R.E. Lee elementary School here and some of the easily offended tried to sneak a name change through a couple years ago.
They pissed everyone off by the way they went about it and got their hands slapped, but they will be back.
They pissed everyone off by the way they went about it and got their hands slapped, but they will be back.
Posted on 7/24/22 at 12:09 am to antibarner
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They haven't really gotten around to you yet but they will. When they do we need to be ready.
I don’t have a problem with some of the teams changing mascots which were antiquated. Rebels seems a lot more problematic than Tigers.
This post was edited on 7/24/22 at 12:11 am
Posted on 7/24/22 at 12:13 am to Mulkey Man
I laughed at a list of African Tribal names for their teams that were competing in events they were having that I read about a couple of years ago.Some of the translations were interesting
Anyone want to suit up for the Penises?
Anyone want to suit up for the Penises?
This post was edited on 7/24/22 at 12:15 am
Posted on 7/24/22 at 12:15 am to antibarner
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I laughed at a list of African Tribal names for their teams that were competing in events they were having that I read about a couple of years ago. Anyone want to suit up for the Penises?
I read the women’s team is the Crimson Tide, named after their menstruation.
Posted on 7/24/22 at 12:17 am to antibarner
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I'm not kidding. We still have R.E. Lee elementary School here and some of the easily offended tried to sneak a name change through a couple years ago. They pissed everyone off by the way they went about it and got their hands slapped, but they will be back.
Oh I know, believe me I know. The only satisfaction I get with celebs and woke companies supporting that shite is when they themselves become victims of the radical left wing woke group. Then it's fking hilarious!
This is the funniest video mocking woke ever. LINK
Posted on 7/24/22 at 12:18 am to Mulkey Man
They don't let women play you know that. They know the difference between sexes too imagine that.
Willy stealing ideas from an earlier post. That's why the trophy is named after him.
Willy stealing ideas from an earlier post. That's why the trophy is named after him.
Posted on 7/24/22 at 12:21 am to antibarner
This is different. Could be an interesting thread. Will follow.
How’s about the Fighting Nutria? Mean, ugly and tasty.
How’s about the Fighting Nutria? Mean, ugly and tasty.
Posted on 7/24/22 at 12:48 am to Mulkey Man
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I read the women’s team is the Crimson Tide, named after their menstruation.
Pretty shameful, just returning from a ban for racism and already you're breaking out the sexism.
Posted on 7/24/22 at 5:40 am to antibarner
Sounds like you had the funnest Saturday night ever. Midnight on the weekend and LSU obsession kicks in. I feel sorry for you.
Posted on 7/24/22 at 5:46 am to antibarner
Since gators have already been taken my vote is for Nutria
Posted on 7/24/22 at 6:53 am to 1BIGTigerFan
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Are you gay?
This coming from Willy's oral swelling reduction partner
Posted on 7/24/22 at 7:24 am to antibarner
I’m sure the sound is a little more clever and witty in your head
Posted on 7/24/22 at 7:45 am to antibarner
We are pleased to present to you the Fighting’ Corndogs of LSU
and the new mascot, Mike the Bi-racial LGBTQ+ Corndog with a giant stick up his arse. Mike was Michelle before he started identifying as a gay male Corndog.
and the new mascot, Mike the Bi-racial LGBTQ+ Corndog with a giant stick up his arse. Mike was Michelle before he started identifying as a gay male Corndog.
This post was edited on 7/24/22 at 10:32 am
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