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Posted on 4/21/21 at 4:39 pm
Posted on 4/21/21 at 4:39 pm
While Ryan Mallet was being arrested for driving while intoxicated, he asked the arresting officer if they were hiring
Top that other SEC program bitches
Top that other SEC program bitches
This post was edited on 4/21/21 at 4:41 pm
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Posted on 4/21/21 at 4:44 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Florida offered an in-state GO5 program a 2:1 chance to play.
And it's different.
Had LSU offered Tulane/LT/ULM etc a 2:1, they would have taken it.
For some reason, UCF decided that they were some kind of div 1-aa standout that deserved an SEC style 1:1.
All they had to do was win ONE game and it would have pushed them to an early Fresno State or later Boise State status with UNLIMITED access to the state of Florida's recruiting grounds.
They said 'no thanks'
This is why you have to give UF/UGA/USCe*/** the credit they deserve for scheduling additional non-conference P5 foes when they already have their arch rival non conference game at the end of the year.
*Kentucky v. Louisville doesn't count since Kentucky's horrible at football.
**Tennessee should schedule a perennial VT/WVU OOC game as a "we used to be real good" game.
And it's different.
Had LSU offered Tulane/LT/ULM etc a 2:1, they would have taken it.
For some reason, UCF decided that they were some kind of div 1-aa standout that deserved an SEC style 1:1.
All they had to do was win ONE game and it would have pushed them to an early Fresno State or later Boise State status with UNLIMITED access to the state of Florida's recruiting grounds.
They said 'no thanks'
This is why you have to give UF/UGA/USCe*/** the credit they deserve for scheduling additional non-conference P5 foes when they already have their arch rival non conference game at the end of the year.
*Kentucky v. Louisville doesn't count since Kentucky's horrible at football.
**Tennessee should schedule a perennial VT/WVU OOC game as a "we used to be real good" game.
This post was edited on 4/21/21 at 4:53 pm
Posted on 4/21/21 at 4:45 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Would have made his head coach proud
Posted on 4/21/21 at 4:47 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
The most stunning and brave is Missouri
Posted on 4/21/21 at 5:02 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
We show up to compete every year with about half the resources of many of y'all.
Don't know if that's brave or stupid.
Don't know if that's brave or stupid.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 5:24 pm to MNW
quote:Half the teeth, too.
We show up to compete every year with about half the resources of many of y'all.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 5:27 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Robert nkemdiche jumped from a three story building because he was tripping on acid and the policec were knocking on the door.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 5:34 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Florida had a serial killer on its team.
Alabama only has cereal killers
Alabama only has cereal killers
Posted on 4/21/21 at 5:38 pm to hiremikeleach
we're not scared, we don't need McDonald's bag, we pay our players on national television
This post was edited on 4/21/21 at 5:41 pm
Posted on 4/21/21 at 5:43 pm to TigerintheNO
Winner winner chicken dinner
Posted on 4/21/21 at 7:55 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Johnny Manziel rescued a kitten in the road 
Posted on 4/21/21 at 8:05 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Our players went to the White House, met the president, and then proceeded to dance with a hot chick in the Oval Office (Drops mic).
Posted on 4/21/21 at 8:15 pm to RebelExpress38
Butt Chug U
When these frat guys were told they would have to drink beer to get drunk, they said what if I just shove things in my arse.
When these frat guys were told they would have to drink beer to get drunk, they said what if I just shove things in my arse.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 8:38 pm to tenacious
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Our players went to the White House, met the president, and then proceeded to dance with a hot chick in the Oval Office (Drops mic).
Our players have been there multiple times so they don't act like trailer trash when they're there again. (Drops poptart)
Posted on 4/21/21 at 8:43 pm to TigerintheNO
Posted on 4/21/21 at 11:10 pm to EarlyCuyler3
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Our players have been there multiple times so they don't act like trailer trash when they're there again. (Drops poptart)
Man who lives in actual trailer lecturing others about acting like trailer trash. That’s rich.
Look, I can’t help it that the best team ever is so loaded with swag. Deal with it.
When you bend over to pick up your poptart, you should remove the stick from your arse.
Posted on 4/22/21 at 10:12 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Sounds like something Stephen Garcia would do.
Posted on 4/22/21 at 11:00 am to dstone12
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Tennessee should schedule a perennial VT/WVU OOC game as a "we used to be real good" game.
Trolling aside, a Tennessee/Va Tech/WVU round robin would be awesome.
Posted on 4/22/21 at 2:21 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
According to the press, Mizzou is the bravest.
Not google searching that shite, you can figure it out.
Not google searching that shite, you can figure it out.
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