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Posted on 10/13/21 at 11:49 am
Posted on 10/13/21 at 11:49 am
Northwest Arkansas
Thanks Eve!
Recruits know this too and we are on the biggest upswing the SEC and college sports has ever seen
We have beauty all around. We have summer, and autumn, and winter, and spring. We don't boil to death in saunas that are also crime ridden areas, like Opelieka, Baton Rouge, Austin, Gainesville, etc., Tuscaloosa
Our wonderful plethora of climate is shared with Vanderbilt and Knoxville, kudos to those guys, but we don't recruit against them really. Plus we don't hire coaches who cheat or university presidents who trump up charges of cheating to get out of buyouts
What else?
We're not gay, even though there's nothing wrong with that
What else?
We're not the shite swastika guy
What else?
People are moving here so fast builders can't get lumber but 5 or 6 weeks out, or longer. The new Bella Vista bypass is done so I-49 will never interfere with that great little town's traffic again.
Fayetteville. Bentonville. Rogers. Springdale/Tontitown
Beaver Lake
The Ozark Mountains
Techies in Austin are moving here to get the frick out of that place - NWA will become a force in top tech destinations of the world
The world.
The world. The World.
Jobs and quality of life and hotties and et cetera infinity for young guys to come here and play football and basketball and baseball and never leave afterwards
Best athletics director in the nation, and Pittboss and Muss and Van Horn will never leave
yall fricked
Thanks Eve!
Recruits know this too and we are on the biggest upswing the SEC and college sports has ever seen
We have beauty all around. We have summer, and autumn, and winter, and spring. We don't boil to death in saunas that are also crime ridden areas, like Opelieka, Baton Rouge, Austin, Gainesville, etc., Tuscaloosa
Our wonderful plethora of climate is shared with Vanderbilt and Knoxville, kudos to those guys, but we don't recruit against them really. Plus we don't hire coaches who cheat or university presidents who trump up charges of cheating to get out of buyouts
What else?
We're not gay, even though there's nothing wrong with that
What else?
We're not the shite swastika guy
What else?
People are moving here so fast builders can't get lumber but 5 or 6 weeks out, or longer. The new Bella Vista bypass is done so I-49 will never interfere with that great little town's traffic again.
Fayetteville. Bentonville. Rogers. Springdale/Tontitown
Beaver Lake
The Ozark Mountains
Techies in Austin are moving here to get the frick out of that place - NWA will become a force in top tech destinations of the world
The world.
The world. The World.
Jobs and quality of life and hotties and et cetera infinity for young guys to come here and play football and basketball and baseball and never leave afterwards
Best athletics director in the nation, and Pittboss and Muss and Van Horn will never leave
yall fricked
This post was edited on 10/13/21 at 11:52 am
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Posted on 10/13/21 at 11:51 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Gotta be Dubai.
Posted on 10/13/21 at 11:52 am to Harry Rex Vonner
I heard the Garden of Eden was in Jackson County, Missouri.
Posted on 10/13/21 at 11:54 am to Harry Rex Vonner
I travel there a lot for work. Really under rated area
Posted on 10/13/21 at 11:54 am to Harry Rex Vonner
You are absolutely one of the silliest posters on this board.
That aside, provincial yahoos from all over think their place is the best place. God's Country they often call it.
Goofy as hell.
That aside, provincial yahoos from all over think their place is the best place. God's Country they often call it.
Goofy as hell.
Posted on 10/13/21 at 11:55 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Man you need to quit telling people about it. You can't have anything nice because the hippies will move in a frick it up.
I seent it happen a multitude of times.
I seent it happen a multitude of times.
This post was edited on 10/13/21 at 11:56 am
Posted on 10/13/21 at 11:57 am to OrangeEmpire
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Gotta be Dubai.
A European friend of mine worked on a contract down there and said its a boiling hellhole 9 months out of the year.
As far as the Middle East goes Israel would probably be the nicest place to visit. The climate doesn't get too bad, its a first world nation, a lot of folks there speak English, and it is one of the few places in the world where the people love Americans.
However, NW Arkansas has it beat because we don't have people lobbing mortar rounds at us on a daily basis... that is unless things have really changed in the last year or two.
Posted on 10/13/21 at 11:57 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Pics of Eve?
Posted on 10/13/21 at 11:58 am to Harry Rex Vonner
I have seen Ozark. Lovely area. Plenty of drugs.
Posted on 10/13/21 at 12:00 pm to OrangeEmpire
Dubai is a grand facade built upon the sand. Don't be fooled by the shininess of it all. They arrested Willy Nelson and the US ambassador had to get involved.
Posted on 10/13/21 at 12:00 pm to Arksulli
Jerusalem was a huge let down from a historical perspective because of how commercial the majority of the city is.
As far as a modern paradise, Tel Aviv-Yafo fits the bill.
As far as a modern paradise, Tel Aviv-Yafo fits the bill.
Posted on 10/13/21 at 12:01 pm to bigDgator
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Man you need to quit telling people about it. You can't have anything nice because the hippies will move in a frick it up.
Ah, but we took care of that some time ago. Once vast herds of hippies roamed Dickson St., bumming cigs off of one another and stealing toilet paper from the restaurants. Thanks to a humane catch and release program we trapped them and relocated them to Eureka Springs.
We are one of the few states to have a thriving hippie population and there has been talk about rounding some of them up and air dropping them onto the East Coast to establish new breeding colonies.
Posted on 10/13/21 at 12:02 pm to OrangeEmpire
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As far as a modern paradise, Tel Aviv-Yafo fits the bill.
I have heard that Tel-Aviv has some wonderful beaches.
Posted on 10/13/21 at 12:04 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
How much more impressive is it than any other southern Appalachian micropolis?
Posted on 10/13/21 at 12:05 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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NWA will become a force in top tech destinations of the world
Arkansas...destination of the world...I just pissed my pants from laughing ??
Posted on 10/13/21 at 12:11 pm to Tuscaloosa
Tuscaloosa my friend, I'm sorry to declare war on that hell hole town of yours here today, and you and Herman Frisco are not to be harmed, but the truth of Northwest Arkansas' greatness can no longer be blinked at
We are awesome and we shall henceforth keep telling you how awesome we are
I hate how young people use the word "amazing." But we are amazing.
I can't wait for the Coaching Changes forum to open up, just to see the Tigahs pull their hair out over the fact that nobody good wants their job, again.
We are awesome and we shall henceforth keep telling you how awesome we are
I hate how young people use the word "amazing." But we are amazing.
I can't wait for the Coaching Changes forum to open up, just to see the Tigahs pull their hair out over the fact that nobody good wants their job, again.
Posted on 10/13/21 at 12:18 pm to deeprig9
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How much more impressive is it than any other southern Appalachian micropolis?
I'm glad you asked this, and with my answer, I'm going to show everyone why I kicked your arse in the first round of the best Rant posters tournament
For one, we don't have a county next to us that is the southern capital of organized crime, like Knoxville has down the street in Newport, Tenn
We don't have all of our sheriffs and chiefs of police in prison, and we don't have murdered state police agents every 6 days or whatever
We don't hide Miami cocaine in caves
et cetera
Posted on 10/13/21 at 12:21 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
I know some very liberal Californians who moved there. Hope all the attention was worth it in the future
This post was edited on 10/13/21 at 12:22 pm
Posted on 10/13/21 at 12:32 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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I'm glad you asked this, and with my answer, I'm going to show everyone why I kicked your arse in the first round of the best Rant posters tournament
For one, we don't have a county next to us that is the southern capital of organized crime, like Knoxville has down the street in Newport, Tenn
We don't have all of our sheriffs and chiefs of police in prison, and we don't have murdered state police agents every 6 days or whatever
We don't hide Miami cocaine in caves
et cetera
Whitewater
Rose Law Firm
"Drag a dollar through a trailer park"
Little Rock ("We Folk!")
Posted on 10/13/21 at 12:34 pm to Old Money
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I know some very liberal Californians who moved there. Hope all the attention was worth it in the future
Yep
And the conservative Californians who have moved here outnumber the liberal ones 10 to 1
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