re: The Alabama suck fest is in full force on secn media days

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but at least Bama played the game.

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I must’ve missed that part...

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Damn, normally Willy doesn't walk into traps like that

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Don’t be silly:

- Pitt > Syracuse 44-37 (+7)
- Miami > Pitt 24-3 (+21)

thus

- Miami beats Syracuse by 28

and

- LSU > Miami 33-17 (+16)

- LSU beats Syracuse by 44. Science.

I'm sure it will all change after we beat them this year.

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howdy McElroy

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Checks out. Will stick.

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Alabama has won 4 of the last 5 SEC Championships. The 1 year they didn't win the SEC Championship they beat the team that did in the National Title Game. They've won 5 of the last 7 SEC Championships.

- Alabama is 24-1 vs SEC teams the last 3 seasons. Alabama is 60-6 vs SEC teams the last 8 seasons.

- Alabama has been to 5 CFB Playoffs. The rest of the SEC combined has been to 1 CFB Playoff.

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Tua won’t even make it half way through the season

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As Long as he's 80% he can still run through a secondary, just watch for yourself.

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How many plays have you suited up for?

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The ignorance of these LUSers never fails to amaze...

Listen up Boudreaux, i don’t play, “suit up,” dress out, get down in a three point, or ever “see the field,” yet I am probably far more important to Alabama’s unprecedented dynasty then any that do the above. You see, I am on a special Alabama committee... I cannot reveal the name... but it is quite effective behind the scenes, if I do say so.

Boudreaux, by the time the teams run out on the field, our committee has created conditions that make it 99 percent certain Alabama wins. We have brought in the players using Chargers and other incentives such as house sitting. We have the refs we want assigned to the game and they have been “taken care of.”

The SEC office in Birmingham being completely staffed by our alumna has arranged all the details including making sure our schedule is favorable and the other team has a bear. We have set up a desk that insures teams playing in Arkansas in late November when it is cold cannot get enough hot chocolate. We have arranged the FBI phone number to roll over to a recorded message with “Yea Alabama” playing in the background.

Our man Steve Shaw has been instructed to assign replay official Tom Ritter to key games such as A&M vs LSU. We have our CFB playoff committee members recruited and paid for ready to overlook one or two losses. Our pollsters now are in the majority throughout the media. Our own website (we are a majority silent partner with CBS), 247sports recruiting board, now routinely delivers a “Bama bounce” BEFORE any player has even signed and we use that to recruit.

With our long arm and deep organization, we reach far into the NCAA bureaucracy, control ESPN and most of the sports media. Why we even “influence” Other coaching hires making sure the potentially physically rival teams such as LSU and Auburn, hire incompetents. We allocate good coaches to physically weak teams such as Texas and A&M. When that fails, we take direct action inserting our own men into programs such as Tennessee and Georgia (you think Kirby’s fake punt last year was an accident?)

You pitiful LUSers... you still think it is the players on the field that win or lose a game. You are too dumb to realize the machine you are up against. In your language, “yeah dat are rite ,” you are screwed before your outmatch team runs out of the tunnel.

You...Boudreaux...asking me how many times I suited up just show your cluelessness about the process. Our men in business suits quietly do the real work winning the championships. And when necessary we can arrange a bad case of falling up the stairs for those misguided fools who cannot be made to understand.

With your obvious ignorance it is no wonder your team must issue second, third or fourth place rings.

Damn Jack.
You bammers are all riled up in here.

I’m worried y’all might catch a heart attach or something.

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I’m worried y’all might catch a heart attach or something.

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Rohan I’m “attached” to some things but not by the heart. That is an emotion our “club” does acknowledge... only cold headed business, no sentiment, no sympathy, just “the process.”

I just thought I would help everyone understand what they face given the widespread misconceptions prevalent especially in Baton Rouge. I do know that you were already savy about these details, but your lower IQ brethren, if which there are many, still do not get it and probably never will.

Ciao

PS: in your honor I’ll add a postscript to this post.
44-16