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The 2017-18 Harry Rex Vonner shite Swastika Awards
Posted on 6/21/18 at 6:10 pm
Posted on 6/21/18 at 6:10 pm
Congratulations goes to:
The Arkansas Razorback football team and "Coach" Bret Bielema. Last place finish in the SEC West with a record of 1-7.
Now fired Florida coach Jim McElwain for falsely claiming he and his family had received death threats.
Now-fired Florida coach Jim McElwain for the internet porn doggie-style shark beastiality.
Florida softball coach whatthefrickshisname for hitting a girl on the Auburn team during the hand shake. He hit a girl. A little college coed who was innocent as the driven fricking snow.
The Tennessee Volunteers and Coach Butch Jones. Last place finish in the SEC East with a record of... 0-8....
Arkansas Track and Field. The dynasty. Again not winning a national championship. Not even getting close I guess. I don't know.
Texas A&M football. Fired a black guy with a 7-6 record and hired a white guy with a 5-7 record to replace him.
Mizzou football. Hired a new offensive coordinator who has never been an offensive coordinator.
and his name is Derek Dooley.
LSU and Mizzou basketball. SEC record 2-16
Whatever Bruce Pearl and Frank Martin did. Don't remember but I know it was bad.
Auburn sociology class.
Alabama baseball.
Pat Dye for kidnapping a fellow elderly man and holding him hostage in his dungeon.
and finally...
Georgia Bulldog cover 2 in overtime.
The Arkansas Razorback football team and "Coach" Bret Bielema. Last place finish in the SEC West with a record of 1-7.
Now fired Florida coach Jim McElwain for falsely claiming he and his family had received death threats.
Now-fired Florida coach Jim McElwain for the internet porn doggie-style shark beastiality.
Florida softball coach whatthefrickshisname for hitting a girl on the Auburn team during the hand shake. He hit a girl. A little college coed who was innocent as the driven fricking snow.
The Tennessee Volunteers and Coach Butch Jones. Last place finish in the SEC East with a record of... 0-8....
Arkansas Track and Field. The dynasty. Again not winning a national championship. Not even getting close I guess. I don't know.
Texas A&M football. Fired a black guy with a 7-6 record and hired a white guy with a 5-7 record to replace him.
Mizzou football. Hired a new offensive coordinator who has never been an offensive coordinator.
and his name is Derek Dooley.
LSU and Mizzou basketball. SEC record 2-16
Whatever Bruce Pearl and Frank Martin did. Don't remember but I know it was bad.
Auburn sociology class.
Alabama baseball.
Pat Dye for kidnapping a fellow elderly man and holding him hostage in his dungeon.
and finally...
Georgia Bulldog cover 2 in overtime.
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Posted on 6/21/18 at 6:15 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Derek Dooley is going to rub his Gold pants clad taint all over your collective faces
Posted on 6/21/18 at 6:44 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Florida softball coach whatthefrickshisname for hitting a girl on the Auburn team during the hand shake.
Can you keep it to the last 12 months please?
Also nothing about the 1st round beatdown Akry received in the big dance by a lower seed? shameless
Posted on 6/21/18 at 6:49 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
You misspelled Bert.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 7:28 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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LSU and Mizzou basketball. SEC record 2-16
Huh? I counted 7 SEC wins for LSU.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 7:35 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Harry Rex Vonner. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Southern culture, history, and sports most of the jokes will go over the typical reader's head. There's also Rex's esoteric approach, which is deftly woven into his characterization - his personal philosophy draws heavily Albert Pike's writings for instance. Smart Rantards understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rex truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in Rex's name and avatar picture which are subtle references to "A Time to Kill" by legendary Southern Author John Grisham in which Grisham's Vonner character is a shifty, duplicitous attorney not dissimilar from his posting persona. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Harry Rex Vonner's genius unfolds itself on their computer and phone screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Harry Rex Vonner tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
And yes by the way, I DO have a Harry Rex Vonner tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. This post was edited on 6/21/18 at 7:37 pm
Posted on 6/21/18 at 7:37 pm to KSGamecock
Too.....Many....Words
Posted on 6/21/18 at 8:10 pm to MSHawg1
I read all of them 
Posted on 6/21/18 at 8:24 pm to KSGamecock
Harry Rex sucks
Posted on 6/21/18 at 8:28 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Looks like Florida ran away with it!
Posted on 6/21/18 at 8:57 pm to KSGamecock
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Harry Rex Vonner. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Southern culture, history, and sports most of the jokes will go over the typical reader's head. There's also Rex's esoteric approach, which is deftly woven into his characterization - his personal philosophy draws heavily Albert Pike's writings for instance. Smart Rantards understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rex truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in Rex's name and avatar picture which are subtle references to "A Time to Kill" by legendary Southern Author John Grisham in which Grisham's Vonner character is a shifty, duplicitous attorney not dissimilar from his posting persona. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Harry Rex Vonner's genius unfolds itself on their computer and phone screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Harry Rex Vonner tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
He's vying for validation on SEC Rant. How smart can he be?
Posted on 6/21/18 at 9:03 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Harry Rex Vonner
This is high quality stuff. Should easily be 5 pages.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 9:06 pm to SwaggerVance
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You misspelled Bert.
Thank you for clarifying. I was wondering who they were talking about.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 9:13 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
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This is high quality stuff.
list is shite
Posted on 6/21/18 at 9:16 pm to KSGamecock
I thought you hated me. 
thanks for being a Grisham fan
What I'm reading right now... James Fricking Patterson's true life expose on Jeffrey Epstein. And no lie, that mother fricker needs to be strung up in the street.
What else from that book? The left's BS about "Trump being connected to Epstein"... all BS lies.
What else? The stories about Clinton are not lies.
It's James Patterson. He's an American icon. He's not going to lie.
thanks for being a Grisham fan What I'm reading right now... James Fricking Patterson's true life expose on Jeffrey Epstein. And no lie, that mother fricker needs to be strung up in the street.
What else from that book? The left's BS about "Trump being connected to Epstein"... all BS lies.
What else? The stories about Clinton are not lies.
It's James Patterson. He's an American icon. He's not going to lie.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 9:17 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Only change is Florida should have been 1-3
Posted on 6/21/18 at 9:20 pm to Rohan Gravy
No idea
But the funniest moment in cinema history is when Dean Wormer says "Zero...point...zero..." and Bluto kind of shrugs like that's not so bad, with the pencils in his nose.
But the funniest moment in cinema history is when Dean Wormer says "Zero...point...zero..." and Bluto kind of shrugs like that's not so bad, with the pencils in his nose.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 9:29 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Ole Bert will always have a special place in my heart. I will miss him.
He was so bad that MSU reached unprecedented levels of success against Arkansas. But, at the same time, he was able to repeatedly deliver extremely well timed soul crushing blows to Ole Miss. 4th and 25
I just don't think we'll ever see such a perfect combination again.
He's definitely one of my all time top 5 SEC football coaches.
He was so bad that MSU reached unprecedented levels of success against Arkansas. But, at the same time, he was able to repeatedly deliver extremely well timed soul crushing blows to Ole Miss. 4th and 25
I just don't think we'll ever see such a perfect combination again.
He's definitely one of my all time top 5 SEC football coaches.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 10:10 pm to TonyMontana
Cholly Mac and Les Miles are in the top 5
Posted on 6/21/18 at 10:16 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Harry Rex, since you are on a literature spill tonight here is a little known factoid. Eke Snoops was a Auburn grad. He graduated with honors in animal husbandry. Later he got an advanced degree then got his Dr’s. His theists was on The Joys of Marrying a Well Bread Cow. He died in the 19 century but is still a beloved professor at the Barn where there Is a barn named in his honor.
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