re: Thanksgiving IM Thread

Well played.

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I've got some FIRE, dude.

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well i got your brick pizza oven right here

Come on down to FL and we'll burn one down, bruh.

thought i needed to share this..

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That's right, frick you. frick Cheatin' Jackie Sherrill. frick R.C. Slocum. frick the Shermanator, too. frick your Lack Of Institutional Control probations and your Fed Exed cash and the car you bought Eric Dickerson. frick your dead scoreboard-watching dogs. frick your nut squeezing, phallanxing around Reveille, repressed homosexual, dress-up Army boys assaulting anyone who dares to step on "sacred Kyle Field" because they're too fricking stupid to understand that the flags are the memorial, not the field. frick your Listeaters and your poo flingers and your sword pullers. frick your zig-zagging band. frick your national championship from about the time that Hitler invaded Poland. frick your milkmen and your hatred of hot 21-year old female cheerleaders. frick Dave South. frick your 300-lb crying running backs. frick your benched Heisman-candidate QB. frick Kellen Heard's cheap-shotting arse and frick your "Cart McCry" collection of asshats at texags. frick your overalls. frick maroon. frick your "Howdy!"s -- you redneck idiots. frick your class rings -- everyone else has them, too, like just about all of your "traditions" that you blare on and on about. frick your yell practices and your fish camp where you indoctrinate impressionable young minds and convert them into just another cookie-cutter mind connected into the great aggy web of groupthink and repression and matching crewcuts.And frick you, aggies -- every single one of you can frick right off. Win or lose tonight, it don't make a shite -- you'll be an aggy for the rest of your pathetic life and you're stupid enough to be proud of that while everyone else is pointing and laughing at you because you will never, ever get the joke. From the inside, you can't explain it; from the outside, everyone thinks you're a fricking tool

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R. Kelly is the greatest rapper ever. FACT.


I mean who else can make a whole album/story about being trapped in a fricking closet.

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I mean who else can make a whole album/story about being trapped in a fricking closet.

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OH MY GOD A MIDGET...MIDGET...MIDGET...

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frick the Shermanator, too.

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stopped reading there. obviously blasphemy.

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MIDGET

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those little frickers are just so damn cute

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A fricking lyrical genius, I tell ya

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Watching it now.

You know what's the funniest part about that?



Y'all lost to them.