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Texas and OU: Summary of SECrant for newcomers

Posted on 7/28/21 at 7:31 am
Posted by GeauxPack81
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 7/28/21 at 7:31 am
- Aggies love Bama because LSU hates Bama. You will likely notice the Aggie fans actively rooting for Bama in every game they play, completely oblivious to the fact that Bama is the reason they can't win their division.

- Bama fans love to tell you how big their rivalry is with Tennessee. Nobody cares about this game in reality, and its mainly used to make sure Sankey keeps an easy win on their schedule. I mean, who doesn't just absolutely hate a team they have beaten 14 times in a row

- Despite all their winning, Bama fans are still pretty easy to catch if you throw out some quality troll bait. Saying LSU 2019 is the greatest team of all time still gets them firing up their keyboards

- Arkansas fans are low-key the best trollers on the website, don't let them get hot or you will take the full force of it.

- Don't waste your time trying to troll Florida, there are like 3 of them on here.

- Auburn is good people for the most part. They have brought this forum some of its greatest moments, the Kick 6, the Camback, and the longest thread in TD history, ATPB. Although the Q thread might have surpassed it by now. They are low-key until the Georgia game, where they really show how much they dislike Georgia.

- Speaking of Georgia, if they ever annoy you, the correct response is just "1980"

- State fans on here were much better in the days of Dak and one of the legends of the rant, DanMullins4Life

- Everyone here likes to shite on LSU, because it is an LSU website (which still gets this board fired up, just saying it). Coach O jokes are overplayed, he's actually very easy to understand. Will Wade will never be actually disciplined no matter how butt hurt everyone gets by it.

Thats all. Welcome
Posted by Rtowntiger
Member since Dec 2012
2011 posts
Posted on 7/28/21 at 7:34 am to
Pretty accurate. Have an upvote.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
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120000 posts
Posted on 7/28/21 at 7:35 am to
quote:

GeauxPack81
Class of 2009
Posted by bamameister
Right here, right now
Member since May 2016
13815 posts
Posted on 7/28/21 at 7:37 am to
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- Everyone here likes to shite on LSU, because it is an LSU website (which still gets this board fired up, just saying it).


Wait, before you go, be sure and tell them about the part where BAMA goes into tiger stadium and shatters every preconceived idea that the tigers had about winning the west.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 7/28/21 at 7:38 am to
quote:

- Bama fans love to tell you how big their rivalry is with Tennessee. Nobody cares about this game in reality, and its mainly used to make sure Sankey keeps an easy win on their schedule. I mean, who doesn't just absolutely hate a team they have beaten 14 times in a row


Epilogue

- LSU fans love to act like if only Alabama had to play Florida and Georgia instead of Tennessee that everything would be different. Alabama is 12-0 vs Tennessee since 2009. Alabama is 12-0 vs Georgia and Florida since 2009.

This post was edited on 7/28/21 at 7:40 am
Posted by Wolfhound45
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Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 7/28/21 at 7:39 am to
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Epilogue

- LSU fans love to act like if only Alabama had to play Florida and Georgia that instead of Tennessee that everything would be different. Alabama is 12-0 vs Georgia and Florida since 2009.
You always have to ruin it for us
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
50215 posts
Posted on 7/28/21 at 7:40 am to
If you couldn't tell from the OP, LSU posters are obsessed with Bama.
Posted by paperwasp
11x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
22910 posts
Posted on 7/28/21 at 7:41 am to
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Bama fans love to tell you how big their rivalry is with Tennessee. Nobody cares about this game in reality, and its mainly used to make sure Sankey keeps an easy win on their schedule. I mean, who doesn't just absolutely hate a team they have beaten 14 times in a row

You seem to be an LSU fan, but I can't really tell because you're hiding behind a Cal logo.

Let me try and explain. Assume LSU goes on a tear and beats Alabama for the next 10 years in a row.

Then imagine some little kid goes on a message board and says this game sucks, it's only an easy win for LSU, and no one from LSU actually hates Alabama. Why do they even play?

Meanwhile, you remember that you're not 15 years old, and know exactly why LSU wants to play Alabama, and continue to embarrass them every single year.

Make sense?



Posted by OrangeEmpire
Parts Unknown
Member since Feb 2020
6179 posts
Posted on 7/28/21 at 7:41 am to
I'm convinced there are no legitimate OU or TU fans on the board.

It's nothing more than a simple case of the alters.

Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35928 posts
Posted on 7/28/21 at 7:41 am to
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Everyone here likes to shite on LSU, because it is an LSU website
I’ll never understand this. We, the LSU fanbase, created this great site and we invited others to our great site.

I think every fanbase should start thanking every LSU fan here for making this site happen.

You’re welcome guys
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 7/28/21 at 7:42 am to
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If you couldn't tell from the OP, LSU posters are obsessed with Bama.
The unhealthy obsession goes both ways. And we have the most posters on the site…
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
50215 posts
Posted on 7/28/21 at 7:43 am to
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We, the LSU fanbase, created this great site




Trolling your own fanbase with this one.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
29961 posts
Posted on 7/28/21 at 7:43 am to







quote:

- Everyone here likes to shite on LSU, because it is an LSU website (which still gets this board fired up, just saying it). Coach O jokes are overplayed, he's actually very easy to understand. Will Wade will never be actually disciplined no matter how butt hurt everyone gets by it
This post was edited on 7/28/21 at 7:57 am
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 7/28/21 at 7:44 am to
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The unhealthy obsession goes both ways. And we have the most posters on the site…



Oh look another LSU fan is obsessed with talking about who is obsessed.

CLASSIC OBSESSION ^2
This post was edited on 7/28/21 at 7:45 am
Posted by Wolfhound45
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Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 7/28/21 at 7:45 am to
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CLASSIC
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35928 posts
Posted on 7/28/21 at 7:46 am to
Um… I don’t like the way you brought emphasis to some words and not other words.

Posted by Dlab2013
Pineville, Luzianna
Member since Jun 2013
9219 posts
Posted on 7/28/21 at 7:46 am to
This is funny
This post was edited on 7/28/21 at 7:48 am
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 7/28/21 at 7:47 am to
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Um… I don’t like the way you brought emphasis to some words and not other words.



Posted by paperwasp
11x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
22910 posts
Posted on 7/28/21 at 7:48 am to
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Um… I don’t like the way you brought emphasis to some words and not other words.

Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49040 posts
Posted on 7/28/21 at 7:50 am to
Get this shite outta here George.
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