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Tennessee sucks donkey balls

Posted on 10/13/20 at 3:51 pm
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
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Posted on 10/13/20 at 3:51 pm
Tennessee is the windows 10 of college football. They update regularly with new coaches and players, promising to be back to greatness after the next fix but they always wind up going down in flames and have to make more changes that amount to nothing other than a deleted driver.

At this point i am surprised that the average football staffer for Tennessee isn't some dude named Rajh from literally never heard of it village, India.

Inb4 "uh yeah well uh... UK sucks at football HA BURN"

We never pretended to be great wannabe bill gates. That's you. You suck hard and put on a facade. That won't change Saturday or in 10 years. Fat Phil probably has a mix of jelly and kfc breading all over his face right now laughing at you
Posted by diddlydawg7
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Posted on 10/13/20 at 3:51 pm to
TL;DR
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 10/13/20 at 3:52 pm to
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TL;DR

Learn to read you ADHD addled zoomer
This post was edited on 10/13/20 at 3:53 pm
Posted by diddlydawg7
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Posted on 10/13/20 at 3:54 pm to
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Learn to read you ADHD addled zoomer


Wish I had ADHD. I’d never be bored.
Posted by TRUERockyTop
Appalachia
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 10/13/20 at 3:54 pm to
My man bringing the banter

Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18878 posts
Posted on 10/13/20 at 3:55 pm to
We need to get something going. Tis hate week
Posted by TRUERockyTop
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Posted on 10/13/20 at 4:00 pm to
I'm putting a quick hot fix directly into our production environment to get that OS updated ASAP
Posted by Dawgy49
North Georgia
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Posted on 10/13/20 at 4:01 pm to
I agree that the possibility is strong. Do you have any evidence?
Posted by diddlydawg7
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Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 10/13/20 at 4:01 pm to
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We need to get something going.


Tennessee is like the fat kid in middle school who nobody particular likes very much but always hanging out with the popular kids.

Kentucky is like the nerd who sits in their chair with their legs crossed reading a book and picking their nose. They only eat cheese at lunch and their legs and arms are as thin as sticks but have inexplicable retard strength.

Posted by TRUERockyTop
Appalachia
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Posted on 10/13/20 at 4:02 pm to
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diddlydawg7


what a weirdo
Posted by diddlydawg7
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Posted on 10/13/20 at 4:04 pm to
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what a weirdo


I wasn’t talking to you
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 10/13/20 at 4:05 pm to
I feel like you're projecting. Which one is you and who is the one who bullied you?

Are you the fat kid or the nerd that looks albino but actually is just pale due to never leaving the comfort of fluorescent lights?
Posted by thatguy45
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Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 10/13/20 at 4:08 pm to
he wants to be involved in the banter. He knows that L from bama is coming so he cant trash talk them.
Posted by DawgsLife
Member since Jun 2013
58901 posts
Posted on 10/13/20 at 4:09 pm to
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We need to get something going. Tis hate week



Most of them are not back yet. Give them a couple more weeks.
Posted by diddlydawg7
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Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 10/13/20 at 4:10 pm to
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I feel like you're projecting. Which one is you and who is the one who bullied you?


It’s true that both of these characters are real people. Although I am neither. “Kentucky” was this kid I used to know. Would sit criss-cross in his chair all the way up through 8th grade. Everyone knew not to sit in his seat because there were boogers on it.

The dude was like 5-10 100 pounds with sticks for arms in 8th grade but he could do 40 pull-ups easy.

Now that I remember, he was actually a Florida fan.
Posted by bamaboy87
Member since Jan 2009
15163 posts
Posted on 10/13/20 at 4:11 pm to
Kentucky has won twice in the last 30+ years by a combined 6 points. In tennessee's worst stretch in history. And currently on a 2 game losing streak. Why is a kentucky fan talking shite about tennessee?
Posted by diddlydawg7
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Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 10/13/20 at 4:12 pm to
quote:

he wants to be involved in the banter


Of course I do. Tennessee is our rival. And I like to make fun of Kentucky because you like Kentucky.

quote:

He knows that L from bama is coming so he cant trash talk them.



Bama is the fat kid. There you go.
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 10/13/20 at 4:15 pm to
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Why is a kentucky fan talking shite about tennessee?
quote:

bamaboy87

Wow, the IQ of Bama fans never ceases to amaze me.

Tell me, did the advanced reading class at your high school consist of books like the hungry caterpillar?
Posted by thatguy45
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Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 10/13/20 at 4:16 pm to
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Bama is the fat kid. There you go.

Now we are getting somewhere
Posted by rich4pres
Knoxville
Member since Dec 2016
9756 posts
Posted on 10/13/20 at 4:17 pm to
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We need to get something going. Tis hate week

It's nice to see a fanbase that knows how to talk smack. The Georgia fans were crybabies that got their feelings hurt. Here's to a good game. Oh, and Kentucky has no shot. Bunch of buttlickers.
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